Degang Guo crosstalk ~ ~ ~ What song is the oil worker?

Lao Guo's cross talk is in "You Marry Me".

This is the text

Guo: Thank you. Just now, it was Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian

Yu: the two brothers

Guo: Ah, the two apprentices

Yu: Er (sound "cancer")

Guo: Let them go down and have a rest

Yu:. (Laughter from the audience) Is there such a calculation?

Guo: Just now, I have been calculating this time

Yu: Um

Guo: Some sections are afraid of traffic restrictions

Yu: Yes

Guo: I wanted to talk less (the audience shouted "It's all right until dawn", "I'm not afraid" and "I'm not going back" ... Guo Zuo. (Applause) Don't boo-boo. You are all people with ID cards. (Audience laughs)

Yu: I'm looking into this now.

Guo: Ah, many people came today, and thousands of people

Yu: Some are from the whole family.

Yu: Yes, Guo: Some are. ! You can see that.

Guo: Let's see, raise your hand. Who brought other people's wives? (Laughter from the audience)

Yu: (I caught a glimpse of the distance in the audience, surprised) Really raised your hand! (Audience laughs) Throwing caution to the wind. This is (Audience laughs)

Guo: Like Mrs. Qian

Yu: Who? (Audience laughs and applauds, "Woo ~ ~ ~" Note: the correct pronunciation should be "Ew") My wife went to the theatre today (Audience laughs)

Guo: Hahahaha. Brother Qian is not angry "

Yu: Er

Guo: In this line of work, there is no way to

Yu: (I whispered a sentence, because Guo's lines followed quickly and were suppressed, which sounded like" I have been acting for several years "in pronunciation and mouth)

Guo: You included filming

Yu. Actors and actresses come into contact with

Yu: Ah

Guo: This is normal

Yu: Of course

Guo: Because of work

Yu: Um

Guo: Anyway, after all these years, it is sometimes because of this bickering

Yu: Never

Guo:. This

Yu: Is it

Guo: There are no such airtight pants

Yu: Hey ... (audience laughs) You always come out in open pants (audience laughs)

Guo: It's not ... airtight ... There's no airtight

Yu: wall. Sister-in-law also asked, "What's the matter? Look at that ... photo the other day, what happened when you took photos with the actress? "

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: (playing Yu Qian)" He's such a ho! This ... takes part in accidental amusement "

Yu: Yes

Guo: takes part in accidental amusement

Yu: Hmm

Guo: Sister-in-law is happy

Yu: Ah

Guo:" You can be a series "

Yu: Hey ... (Audience laughs)? Am I always like this?

Guo: But no matter what my sister-in-law said, Brother Qian was not in a hurry.

That's true.

Guo: I didn't stare, I didn't stretch my face, I didn't move my hands.

Yu: This is also called pity for jade.

Guo: Which bathhouse (with audience laughing)

Yu:

Guo: "Xiang Xiang Bath"

Yu: Hey ... (Audience laughs) Is this where you are going?

Guo: You said "Xiang Xiang Bath"

Yu: Xiang Xiang Cherish Jade

Guo: Xiang Xiang Cherish Jade, Ah

Yu: Yes

Guo: Everyone wants to have a good family

Yu: Um

Guo: Everyone wants to find a suitable partner

Yu: This is

Guo: But it's hard to tell the truth

Yu: It's hard to find

Guo: You ... you just. Unfortunate

Yu: hmm

Guo: fashionable spenders

Yu: ho

Guo: those who don't spend money are not feminine

Yu: hmm

Guo: those who are feminine can't stand it

Yu: hmm

Guo: If you can see it, you can't.

Guo: ouch! Guan Guan's dove is a gentle and graceful lady and gentleman in the river continent.

Yu: Alas, this is a famous passage.

Guo: What's it called again?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Oh, I live at the head of the Yangtze River. You live at the end of the Yangtze River

Yu: Mm-hmm

Guo: (change Hubei accent) Who's going to push me across the river? (Audience laughs)

Yu: What a mess

Guo: "Is there a boat"

Yu: No

Guo: (singing) In front of my brother ... What is this?

Guo: Anyway, I remember that there are many such things written in ancient poems.

Yu: This is not among the ancient poems.

Guo: Actually, I especially hope to have a good marriage.

Yu: You

Guo: I always have such a picture in front of me.

Yu: Oh

Guo:

Guo: Some seagulls flew by the river

Yu: Ah, Wait a minute (audience laughs). Are there seagulls by the river?

Guo: seaside

Guo: How many gulls have flown by the sea

Yu: Hey ... (audience laughs) Don't call people to talk. You

Guo: That ... This ... Anyway, how many birds have flown < P > Yu: ho

Guo: followed by a white horse

Yu: and a horse

Guo: strolling forward while eating grass

Yu: um

Guo: The prince is singing a song in a low voice

Yu: It's

Guo: (singing) I'll be. All right! Go back to work (audience laughs)

Guo: What ... what ... sesame oil?

Yu: Why "diesel"?

Guo: Diesel sesame oil?

Yu: Oil

Guo: (singing) I ...

Yu: No one sang this either (audience laughs)

Guo: Oil Prince Yao

Yu: OK

Guo: The one from Saudi Arabia (audience laughs)

Yu: Oh, yes, how did the horse come over? The flowers in the garden are really bright "

Yu: still a little

Guo: (singing)" The Dutch sun shines on our faces, and Americans all smile "

Yu: Alas, I can't even write words

Guo: How beautiful the songs are

Yu: Ah

. Everything is the same as the fairy tale

Yu: I didn't see it

Guo: The prince and princess started a shameless life (the audience burst into laughter)

Yu: Hey, the ending is not so good, what's the point of a shameless life

Guo: This is one of my fantasies

Yu: Oh

Guo: Me. Good name

Guo: I can't ... I can't say people's surnames. My name is "Shuang"

Yu: Oh

Guo: Whenever I go to their house to look for her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout "Shuang ~ ~" (audience laughs) "Shuang ~ ~" (audience laughs) Do you know how many people in the community push the window to see me! (audience laughs)

Yu: People don't know why you are down there (audience laughs)

Guo: Call her name

Yu: Is this a name?

Guo: She is gentle and elegant, especially cute

Yu: Oh

Guo: Work as a miss Guan Gong in a sales office

. What do you mean by "Miss Guan Gong"?

Guo: Miss Guan Gong who sells houses?

Yu: Miss PR, that's called

Guo: Almost

Yu: What's Miss Guan Gong doing?

Guo: When we are free, we sit together and chat

Yu: Oh

Guo: Playing Go. In those days, in my dream, I was usually

in: Yes

Guo: A stove was burned at the edge of the room

In: Ouch

Guo: We sat opposite each other

In: Too particular

Guo: I opened the tea pot and took out Tieguanyin

In: Ouch

Guo: I made the water. Pour boiling water into

Yu: hmm

Guo: Dump the first bubble (sound "cannon")

Yu: hmm

Guo: You can't drink the water for washing tea

Yu: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: We start drinking from the second bubble (sound "throwing") (audience laughs) You haven't had tea, have you?

Yu: Yes, I have. I haven't had such a strong taste (audience laughs)

Guo: You have to look at the color.

Guo: It was yellow at first, but it didn't turn yellow later.

Yu: Yes, it got angry. That's (audience laughs) Have a drink (sound). One bubble (sound "cannon") and another bubble (sound "throw") (audience laughs) and one bubble (sound "throw") ...

Yu: this ... sigh ... don't ... don't throw this upside down.

Guo: Oh, I take good care of her < p

Guo: She said to me affectionately

Yu: Hmm

Guo: You are too kind to me

Yu: Oh

Guo: In the next life, when a cow is a horse, I will also give you grass to eat

Yu: Alas, two animals, this is (audience laughs, Guo "discontentedly. That wonderful time later passed

Yu: Hmm

Guo: We often quarrel

Yu: Still fighting?

Guo: There was a lot of noise

Yu: Really

Guo: She accused me of

Yu: Um

Guo: "You are heartless and unreasonable", I said "you are heartless and unreasonable"

Yu: ho

Guo: "Who are you calling heartless and unreasonable?" (The audience began to laugh) "I said you are heartless and unreasonable" (The audience laughed) "You are heartless and unreasonable" "I am not heartless and unreasonable" "I am not as heartless and unreasonable as you are. When it comes to being heartless and unreasonable, you are just you ... "

Yu: (reaching out to stop you) Which female crosstalk performer did you marry? This is (the audience burst into laughter)

Guo: After the quarrel

Yu: Um

Guo: We broke up

Yu: That was

Guo: She gave it to you.

Guo: "Don't look for me again"

Yu: Mm

Guo: "I'm dead" (audience laughs)

Yu: Dead

Guo: What you said was heartbreaking

Yu: Mm-hmm

Guo: I was stupid then

Yu:. (Audience laughs) What's with the underpants?

Guo: People say, "Ah, Ping ...", "Panties"?

Do you know that there is no "children's voice" in this place? "Bang" (audience laughs) and "Bang" are outrageous (audience laughs)

Guo: Don't mess with me.

Guo: I'm very lyrical. Look,

everything you express here is "underpants".

Guo: I cried at the bottom of the building with tears

Yu: Hmm

Guo: "It's awesome ~" (audience laughs)

Yu: Hey

Guo: "It's awesome ~". See more people (audience laughs)

Yu: How fresh! Different stages, right? What is this? (The audience laughed, Guo smiled and pushed it, and the audience laughed, "Woo ~ ~ ~", applauding)

Guo: I'm telling you this smelly rascal ...

Yu: (Yu Qian made a head movement and opened his mouth to make a speech, but he didn't make a sound. Judging from his mouth, it should be "smelly rascal") < p

Guo: lost "chaos"

Yu: lost "love"

Guo: Oh, lovelorn people, um

Yu: um

Guo: I feel very sad

Yu: um

Guo: I will never find a girlfriend again from now on

.

Guo: Ah, many people advised me later, and I said don't advise me

Yu: Um

Guo: My heart is dead

Yu: Alas

Guo: Time flies, time flies

Yu: Look

Guo: Maybe time is the best.

Guo: Day by day passed

Yu: Yeah

Guo: On the third day, I figured it out

Yu Qian: Hey ...