Details of Jieyang Vocational and Technical College of Guangdong Province

This is from that school, that school, and the following is the implementation, but I still miss the people there. Don't know why! !

When did Jieyang Vocational and Technical College start to be called Jieyang Vocational and Technical College instead of Jieyang College? In 2009, Jieyang Vocational and Technical College faced a devastating serious water shortage, that is, we felt that the earth was going to be destroyed before we saw 20 12. 3. 10 Jieyang Vocational and Technical College is facing a severe test from an unknown organization. As a result, college students were tortured by Tai Ji Chuan. In layman's terms, everyone who was beaten by Tai Chi is dead. Of course, this also reminds us of the network celebrity Liu at that time. In the same year, Jieyang Vocational and Technical College installed 600 yuan-worth water heaters in dormitories A, B and C, and then began to introduce preferential packages in imitation of 10086. Each dormitory only needs to pay 1200 yuan a year to enjoy delicious hot water. 5. 1 1 The school canteen began to be contracted by Da Jieyang Funeral Home. Considering that students' health and economy are virtues, we decided to implement a good policy, with only half rice and half oil and salt. 6. At the same time, the electricity bill of dormitory in the whole hospital exploded inexplicably, and it was rumored that the electric meter runner was added with a motor. It is even more violent than the earthquake in Japan. (The leader counted the money behind his back and said, Why is that all? Answer, it's on the table! Or there will be more! )。 7. 1 1 In the middle of the year, for the sake of students' drinking water health, the school decided to install a special water dispenser for aircrew. If you want to insert a paragraph here, you can install a water dispenser. Why do you have to list the drinking fountains in the dormitory as illegal electricity use? Why can't the water heater of 1500W be illegal? Well, you can't have a drinking fountain in the dormitory, so buy bottled water. I have a lot of money, so you care, but why should we kill the bottled water downstairs in Building B? Did he buy or sell illegally? Okay, okay, I have to drink your water, don't I? What can you do to me? What? Didn't graduate Ok, then drink it! ! Drink, but I only drink 1 liter of water a day. Why do I have to deduct 2 liters of water a day? You are really that poor, aren't you? Ok, deduct it, but there are almost 200 people in the dormitory on the first floor, and you only have four water dispensers. Do we have to queue up for water? Do you have to wait in line to drink water these days? Ok, ok, there is a queue, but the water pressure of the water dispenser on the seventh floor of the dormitory is not enough to supply water. Shall we climb the teaching building to fetch water? At the same time, just as we were waiting in line to get water to drink, the college just made a painful decision, and decided that the normal class of 2009 would practice one semester in advance. It's nothing, so let's do it in advance. Anyway, we all want to practice, but we did it in advance because the college wanted to expand enrollment, so because the dormitory was not enough, we were sent away and others came to live in our dormitory. Oh, my God, we paid for the accommodation. Isn't that college allowed to charge accommodation twice? God, I wish I could open a vocational and technical college, but I don't want to call students animals. To make matters worse, pigs and dogs are not as good as. Worst of all, they died a natural death! ! ! (Bian Xiao has something to say. For example, a small stomach wants to eat such a big meal. What should I do? I can only eat while pulling, and I will be pulled out by the college next semester. ) 9.438+02 hasn't come yet, but we have experienced many natural and man-made disasters. Q: What are natural disasters and man-made disasters? A: The second of the above eight articles is a natural disaster, and others are called man-made disasters. ) 10. Q: Is there a gymnasium in your college? Answer: Yes! Q: Where is it? A: It is still under construction. I think the gymnasium completed by the end of 20 10 is just a pile of soil. Where did the money from the Education Bureau to build a gymnasium go? (the leader is calculating money behind his back again: his hands are sore! ) 1 1. The above contents are purely objective. If there are similarities, you live in Jieyang Vocational and Technical College. I think you have read this log, so it is not enough to turn around.