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On the day of shooting, the sudden warming weather bred a large number of mosquitoes, and the lovely Xiaowu was mercilessly bitten by mosquitoes on his neck. Yang Xue saw his red neck and asked him what was wrong. Xiaowu mimicked the sound of mosquitoes flying with a serious expression. "Buzz …" He gestured with his hand, and his finger finally landed on the red bag. At the same time, he stopped buzzing, let out a "shh …" and then laughed out of his eyes. Makeup artist [with intoxicated expression on his face]: "His smile can really melt people away. So cute! "

Far team &; Daodao: "Because he is the youngest member, we call him Xiao Wu. He is so cute that he often jokes. Once he told him to have a rest after dancing. As a result, he sat down without looking, just sitting in the fish tank, and even the goldfish in the fish tank almost died under Xiaowu's ass. Then he took a hair dryer and was busy blowing wet his pants. [= = ||| ...] After he finished, he still giggled with us. "

Xiaomei: "He likes dogs very much. His family has a dog, which has been kept for 16 years. So wherever he sees dogs, he will play with them. "

(At this time, Xiaowu is teasing a Dalmatian at the photography base. ) [Silly boy = =+]

Mao Mao: "My Korean is relatively better than theirs, [really =A=] so I sometimes chat with him in Korean, but we train every day and never have a chance to visit his home or meet his parents, but there will be opportunities in the future."

Knife: "He is our vocal music teacher's favorite student. The first time I saw him, it happened to be the time for us to have a rest in vocal music class. He came to class. We were surprised when we heard him sing. We thought that such a handsome and lovely boy had such a magnetic voice and a good singing skill. It's incredible! Later, after layers of examination and selection, he joined us and everyone liked him very much. Xiaowu is very sensible. When we finish the notice, he will pick up the garbage on the ground and throw it away. "

Second: Xiao Wu loves to bump into telephone poles.

One day, five people were walking outside the dormitory, and Xiao Wu was playing with his PSP seriously.

Long Long: "Watch your step, don't hit the railing!" " "

Five (still playing games): "Hmm ..."

"bang!" As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Wu bumped into the railing-----------------. ....

Bird: "Why are you so stupid to remind you?"

Let's move on, Xiao Wu is alone, and continue to concentrate on playing PSP in his hand.

"bang!" Xiao Wu bumped into another railing, rubbed his head, showed an aggrieved expression and giggled. [Silly children's watches are so cute, ok? = =+]

The distant team, Daodao, He Miaomiao and Xiaomei turned their heads, dumbfounded, and then burst into laughter.

Third:

One fine afternoon, in the living room of Wang Fan's office.

Li Mao and Liu Zhoucheng are enjoying drinking milk tea and waiting for online chat. Tanas ate bacon fried rice sent by fans, Ma Xueyang rubbed his beloved violin, and Bird tried to lose weight every second.

Suddenly, the maid in the living room rushed in and shouted, "Something's wrong!" "

The men said in unison, "What's the matter?"

The maid in the living room pointed to the door and said intermittently, "There is ... there is ... there is a girl ..."

I haven't finished yet, an a 7 debuted ~

Holding a bag of gifts and cakes in his left hand, holding a camera in his right hand and carrying a big bag behind his back ~

At first glance, it looks like a tourist aunt = =!

The men screamed, "Ah, who is this? Where did you get your aunt? "

A 7-year-old man shook his bangs in front of him and said, "You five men, it's a pity that I brought so many gifts and food. I will give them to you! "

When I heard that the food flew to a 7-inch toilet with lightning speed, I took my eyes off the cake held by a 7-inch toilet for a second and said, "Xiao Qi, I know you are so cruel ~ I know you love us the most ~ It's so heavy, let me help you with it ~"

I ate this set for 7 minutes ~ so I strode to the other 4 people ~

Walking, he said, "Xiao Yuan ~ It's time to lose weight ~ Otherwise Yuanbao will take you ~"

Xiao Yuan looked at me sadly with his big eyes ... and what was in my hand ~

A beautiful woman said, "What are you doing with so many things, hiking?" Then you are really far enough to come to Beijing from Hangzhou ... "

= =! The child is so polite! ~

"hey ~ it seems that I bought this limited edition COCO mirror for nothing ~ I lost it ~" (so I shook my bangs smartly)

A beautiful woman issued a high decibel: "You bought a limited edition COCO mirror! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

7 holds a limited edition COCO mirror that Xiaomei has always wanted but can't get ~

A beautiful woman is excited and nervous: "Ah ~ Don't dump her ~ Please ~ Mirror ~ ~ ~"

= =! I am ruthless and elegant ~ a shining parabola ~

Collapse ~

Xiaomei connected the mirror too hard.

Knocked over all the milk tea on the table ... some hairs were covered with black lines ~

So ... a historic scene happened ~

Xiaomei just knocked over milk tea ~

When I picked up the mirror, I fell on Xiaowu. Xiaowu's whole face was crushed into bacon fried rice ~

Seeing this scene from a distance, someone fell on the knife, and the knife and violin were instantly squashed ~

A knife makes a killing sound: "bastard bird pays for my violin!" ! ! ! ! ! "

Some 7 helplessly watched it all happen ~

Put down your things and bags slowly.

So ... He Miaomiao finally reacted, pulled Xiaomei away and saved Xiaowu from bacon fried rice.

= =! I saw Xiao Wu's face glossy, and the scattered rice stuck to his face.

The most important thing is that he smiled and said, "Delicious!"

Mao is speechless. ...

Xiao Yuan continued to fall on the knife and broken violin, laughing. ...

The face of the knife that was pressed down was red ~ (partly because of the small pressure and partly because of the violin's breathlessness) and cried out with difficulty: "Help ~"