Cold and photographer

See you in bed in Quan Yi period (abdominal black abstinence COS attack X second yuan otaku fried)

Original: Zhong Yi E home

Screenwriter: Western Paradise

Act I He Jiaqian

Late at night, the click of the keyboard and the click of the mouse.

Ho: (anthomaniac) The night of light ... the night of light ... the night of light ... the sound is far away and near.

Bian Bai: In the middle of the night, there is a light flashing somewhere in the room. He, the second-dimensional super otaku in front of the screen lamp, is waving his mouse excitedly. However, this excitement suddenly collapsed when looking for a man you like.

A loud noise broke the keyboard.

Hirsch: (angrily scolds) I x! You garbage, why are you ruining my man's image again! Shit! Last time I looked, it was you! ! This search is still you! ! Bah! You are defective! Roger that. Grandpa's! I am blind! Call you a bitch! Shit! Call you a bitch!

Pang Bai: Teng Guangye, a famous cartoon character with a red card of Er Yuan, is also the core memorial of the life of Er Yuan Super Otaku He beloved. But why?

He Xi will want to call names, hit people, smash the mouse and hammer the computer when looking for the core memorial of his beloved life. ...

that this is not the important question. The point is who was yelled at by Josh? The answer is ...

User 1: ahhh! Lord Mo Ze. ! Oh, my God, how handsome!

Netizen 2: Moss God! I am your NC fan! I want to confess to you!

Netizen 3: Ah! Lord Mo Ze. You are so sexy! !

Pang Bai: Jun Mose, a famous COSER in China, became popular in China because of the glorious night of COS, which made his popularity soar again recently. He is indifferent to people, and his ascetic style makes his hormones surge. He has no fixed boyfriend and girlfriend and is said to be bisexual. It is said that he is also a rich young master with a strong family background.

However, the above is just a legend.

Weibo of Jun Mo Ze updated this news late tonight-

Jun Mo Ze: Hehe, I sneezed twice. Someone must have missed me. Is that you? ^_^

Act II He Jiaqian

Early morning, alarm clock

He Xima: Do you dare to sleep? Get up!

He Xi: (confused, coquetry) Hmmm ... take a nap, take a nap ... The quilt is lifted (my ears are caught and I want to cry) Ah, ah, pain, pain, mom, be gentle, your ears are going to be torn off! ! !

He Xima: Get up!

Hirsch: (yawns and complains) There is no such mother! My son has just graduated from college for a year, so get up so early and work hard!

He Xima: How dare you say that! Zhang Lisan of Lao Wang's family upstairs has gone out to work! Anyway, you are the only one staying at home! Get up! There is a new tenant on the eleventh floor today. Go downstairs and bring up his luggage!

Hirsch: Ah ~ no!

He Xima: Go! Otherwise the computer will be confiscated!

Hirsch: Are you tired of using this trick every time?

He Ma: (Show off in an ostentatious manner) Yes, I feel so annoyed. This trick works every time!

Hirsch: (speechless = =) Er ... You are cruel.

Act III Mo Jun Ze Jia

Ding, the elevator door opens, footsteps.

He Xi: (cursing) Shit! Who moved so early! There is no level! I got up so early to be a guest! (yawns) Ah ~ I'm so sleepy …

Ring the doorbell once, twice in a row and three times in a row.

Jun Mo Ze: The door is unlocked. Come in by yourself. Through the door

Hirsch: Monologue what? ! The door is unlocked? Who are you kidding? When the doorknob turns, the door opens. Well, the door is unlocked = =

Be elected as a member of parliament

Josh: Narrator: This room is still vacuum. I didn't move in long. Huh? Is anybody there? Mom said the new tenant's surname was Jun. ...

Hershey: Mr Zhu? Hello! Where are you? Where should I put my luggage?

The bedroom door opened and footsteps came out.

Jun Mo Ze: Well, just put it in the corner.

Express amazing sound effects

Hirsch: Monologue. Damn it! Super tight sexy black briefs, with strong figure, slender limbs and smooth lines. ...

Star: (swallowing saliva) Good morning, Mr. Jun, just, just got up …

Jun Mo Ze: Yes, you slept well before you came. Anything else?

Hirsch: No, no! Well, here's the luggage! Put down the box

Hirsch: The monologue is right. I just looked at my body and didn't even look at his face carefully. I turned around.

Josh: (in horror) Wow! It is you!

Jun Mo: (slightly displeased, coldly) What? Do you know me?

Damn it! I don't know you, because I am blind! I saw a bunch of your photos last night!

Jun Mo Ze: Oh. And then what?

Hirsch: So! Blind me! Fuck you! Give me back my moonlit night!

Jun Mo Ze: I didn't create a bright night, and he doesn't really exist.

Josh: Don't ramble! You are the kind of bastard COSER who corrupts anime characters! Shit! Don't say that. I'm not happy to see you. I'm leaving.

Slam the door and leave

Footsteps on the stairs

Hirsch: (angrily) Shit! How can it be so dark! Isn't that the famous COSER inside? I x, why did I move here! Damn it, damn it, damn it. I'm so fucking unlucky That man is so fucking tasteless! (starts to get weak) What terrible weather! This staircase is so fucking long! (Tired) Mom is so fucking wordy!

He Xima: What? ! I'm wordy?

Hirsch: Haha! Don't! Mom! Does your son look like someone who can say such a thing?

He Xima: I like it! He Xi is speechless = = Come in and show you the suit to wear to work tomorrow. I am very picky!

Hirsch: Monologue (sighs) Work … I can't stay at home in the future! Cry!

The fourth act company

Pang Bai: Your mother is the best. The job you helped your son find must be the best. He Xi is convinced of this.

H Group is a well-known entertainment company, and He Xi's job in H Group is ... props group.

Footsteps in the corridor

Hoshi: Narrator: Why is this company so big? Let me send a prop to the camera team. How do I, a newcomer, know where your photography team is? ! The footsteps were stunned! I found it! !

door opening

Express amazing sound effects

He Xi: Monologue: The black military uniform is quite abstinent, the knee-high boots set off the slender legs, and the back lines are powerful and intimidating ... Oh, sell it! This is not everyday clothes. who is it?

Fly over and rub it ~

Hirsch: Tengguang night sauce! Ow! Ow! Why are you here! Aha! I love you! Tengguang night sauce ... your figure is really good! Great! And this uniform, it's awesome! ~\(≧▽≦)/~

Pull sb. disconnected

Jun Mo Ze: (facial muscle twitching = =) Hey, wake up, it's me.

Hirsch: (⊙ _ ⊙) Huh? (reacting, frightened) Wow! Why are you? !

Jun Mo Ze: I should say this sentence. This is my company.

Hirsch: (shocked) Your company? COS group?

Jun Mose: It is right to say that the COS group will shoot the Tengguang Night Chronicle later.

What? With you! Cao, please let go of Tengguang Night Sauce! At your level, you are not afraid of being laughed at! Ha ha!

Junmo color: (charming) Oh, but many people like it.

A strong heartbeat

Hirsch: monologue (firmly hypnotizing himself) I just, absolutely! Don't! Electrocuted by this pretentious guy!

Jun Mo Ze: (continuing to discharge) Why don't you talk, huh?

He Xi: (decisively) Whether they like it or not, I just don't like it! Watching you play with Tengguang night sauce is like spraying! Ah, bah!

Jun Mo Ze: Did you spray it? Spray what, huh?

Hirsch: ... Let's spray rice and water! It's better for you to come to COS than for me to play in person!

Jun Mo Ze: Oh, then you can come with the film crew later. What's wrong with Hirsch's silence? dare not to do sth

Damn it! I'm afraid of you!

The fifth act, the shooting scene

Footsteps, clothes rubbing.

Hirsch: Why should I wear a Christmas uniform?

Pang Bai: Colonel Xia's birthday, CP of that night, addressee.

Jun Mo Ze: Because I want to see if you are qualified.

Hirsch: Ah, bah!

Jun Mo Ze: Change it quickly.

At the shooting scene, everyone was packing.

Photographer: Is the light adjusted? Sprinkle more rose petals ... this can't look in the mirror, I just said ... the sound is far away and near.

Red king bed, dim light, and a pointer on the bed. ...

Damn it! It's not about 18X, is it?

Jun Mo Ze: (chuckles) You are so stupid. It's just a prop The photographer heard footsteps.

Photographer: Yes, that's right ...

Jun Mo Ze: Ken, the original Christmas and summer have been changed. Let this guy try.

Photographer: No problem, Jun. I can rest assured of the person you recommended.

Jun Mo Ze: Come and pull Hirsch to sit by the bed and tear his clothes.

Hirsch: Wow! What are you doing?

Jun Mo Ze: When have you ever seen you dressed neatly in front of the instructor in Tengguang night at Christmas and summer, huh?

Josh: Monologue. That's true. Bare to the waist, I'm not afraid of anything! I'm a man!

Jun Mo Ze: OK, Ken, let's get started.

Photographer: (Shouting) The whole world stands by! The light came on with a click.

Sit on my lap.

Hirsch: Huh? !

Junmoze: Colonel Christmas summer, obey orders.

Josh: Monologue (# ‵') Shit, sit on your lap, sit on your lap. Who's afraid of who? Sit down.

Mo Ze: Colonel Christmas, please sit down facing me.

Hirsch: Monologue. I'll go! Do you really think you wasted the whole night? Or turn around and sit down. I will tolerate you.

Jun Mo Ze: Spread your legs.

Tarkalyashti Se Kamani

Everyone is packing.

Photographer: ok ~ that's enough for today. everyone has worked hard.

Hoshi: monologue (angry) Fuck, wool, naked sexual harassment, undressing, pulling my pants, kissing and touching, my hands are tied! ! ! If the tiger is not arrogant, he really treats me like HELLO KITTY! ! !

Photographer: Come and pat the shoulder. You are very talented.

Hirsch: Huh? Monologue talent? (giggle) Jun Mo Ze, Lao Tzu said that going into battle in person is definitely better than you (continue to giggle) (react) Hey? No, why am I here? I'll go! I just came to deliver props! ! ! Sneaking to the camera team during work hours, I was scolded again.

Run a few steps and stop.

Hirsch: Shit, I'm still wearing this uniform ... It's really troublesome. I must return it.

Act VI Jun Mo Ze locker room

When the door is opened, the belt will stop.

Hirsch: Excuse me, are you changing?

Jun Mo Ze: Do you want to return your clothes?

Hirsch: Well, I won't bother you. Go ahead, take it off.

No, come on, I know you want it.

Hirsch: Huh?

No, Colonel Christmas, summer?

Josh: ... Wow, you are addicted! They all said not to insult Teng Guang ... (being strongly kissed = =) Uh-huh! ..... clothing friction

Jun Mo Ze: (Kiss)

Separate two people.

June Mercer: Colonel Christmas, open your mouth.

Hirsch: (yelling) Shit! You are sick! Let me go. I won't play with you! (Strong again = =) (Kiss+Breathe for ten seconds) Clothes rub.

Jun Mo Ze: (Kiss+Breathe for ten seconds)

When we were apart, Hershey was still breathing (that is, out of breath = =).

June Mercer: Hirsch, get dressed quickly. I'll take you home.

Hirsch: Monologue. When did he know my name was Hirsch? No, that's not what I asked.

Close the door and change.

Hirsch: I'm Cao! I remember! Fuck you! Why did you just kiss me?

You just remembered now? It seems that you have thought about it, haven't you?

Who remembers it? I was just seriously thinking about another important question!

Jun Mo Ze: What's the problem?

Josh: ... none of your business!

Jun Mo Ze: Oh, it's none of my business. ...

Hirsch: (affirmatively) Hmm!

June Mercer: Come on, Hirsch, let's go home.

Hirsch: Ah, bah! Don't call me by my name! Who else wants to go home with you! I can go by myself!

Jun Mo Ze: I don't call you He. Should it be the colonel in Christmas and summer?

You!

Besides, your mother asked me to take you home.

What? ! My mother asked you to take me home?

Jun Mo Ze: Yes.

Act VII He Jiaqian

Touch the key to open the door.

Mom, I'm home.

He Xima: (surprised) Huh? Isn't this Mr. Jun? What brings you here? Do you want to come in and sit down?

No, thank you.

Close the door.

Josh: Mom, didn't you ask him to drive me?

He Xima: Huh? How can I say that! How troublesome it is to go to other people's homes! Don't tell me you were sent back by Mr. Jun.

Hirsch: That bastard!

Late at night, the click of the keyboard and the click of the mouse.

Hirsch: Gossip! Who can tell me who is the most handsome man in COS now? Is there wood? ? Most CJ otaku asks for advice!

User 1: Oh yeah! Sofa!

Netizen 2: Of course it's Jun Moze! Lord Mo Ze is so handsome! & gt& lt！

Netizen 3: Landlord, you are bumpy! Isn't this nonsense? Of course it's Jun Mo Ze!

Netizen 1: Jun Mo Ze is the most handsome.

Netizen 2: \ (≥ v ≤)/~ ~ My blood boils at the thought of the figure of Jun Moze! Besides, adults are so beautiful! I love Lord Mo Ze the most!

Netizen 3: I think of Jun Moze's abstinence uniform! OMG always wants to say, how handsome! Whip and ravage me quickly! Lord Mo Ze.

User 1: ls self-respect.

Netizen 2: self-respect+1

Hirsch: = = Is there no other answer except him? His name is handsome? So there are no handsome people in cos? QAQ .

Netizen 3: Hello, it turns out that the landlord has come to Hall T!

Netizen 1: Sisters, come and give the landlord a good time, hehe.

Netizen 2: Hehe, people like to ravage pure otaku best.

System prompt tone

Administrator: System prompt, ID- the most CJ otaku, your post will be deleted within 5 seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, O(∩_∩)O~~ Goodbye.

blank screen

Asshole administrator! No humanity!

Turn off the computer, go to bed and pull the quilt, turn over and talk in your sleep (Hirsch: hmm ~ don't touch O (> ﹏<； ) o ... ah, let's not let people sleep ... aha ...), music transitions to h in a dream.

Act 8 company

Footsteps in the corridor

Hirsch: Damn it, I had nightmares in the middle of the night because of that bastard Mo Ze! ! !

Camera click click

Hirsch, there you are, huh?

I just came to deliver props. You do your thing. I have work to do. I'm leaving.

Jun Mo Ze: I'd better take you home tonight.

Hirsch: No need! I have feet!

Slam the door and leave

Act IX He Jiaqian

Hirsch: That's what the monologue says, but in the end, that guy named Jun Mo Ze will be pulled into the car and sent home. This puzzling thing has been going on for several days. I always feel something is wrong. ...

Turn on the computer, and every sentence below has a QQ prompt.

Jun Mo Ze: Really?

Hirsch: Aha! What do you want from me? =。 =

Jun Mose: The first two modal particles are so proud. ^_^

Your sister! (#'') convex! Let's go What happened? It's okay. Get out!

I want to talk to someone.

Hirsch: = = Talk to my sister, not my busy grandfather!

What are you doing?

Hirsch: = Pick up girls, play computer games, watch football matches, brush forums and so on! Anyway, busy!

Oh, too busy, alas, what a pity. ...

He Xi: → _→ What a pity?

Jun Mo Ze: It's a pity that I have the latest model and original drawing of Teng Guang Night. I have the latest model and the original photo of that night. Echo processing

Hirsch: Ah! ! !

Mo Ze: And it has the author's autograph on it.

Hirsch: Ah! ! ! ! !

Jun Moser: Well, it was sent by the author himself. ^_^

Hirsch:! ! ! ! ! Shit! How did you have it? ! !

Jun Mo Ze: Because the author likes the bright night of the villain COS very much. ^_^

Hirsch: Don't touch me, me, me! I envy! Ah ah ah!

Jun Mo Ze: Well, envy can't help it. You are too busy. ^_^

Ah! That's right. Not busy! Aha! Why am I so free? =,=

Jun Mo Ze: OK ... Then come to my house. I'll show you, touch you and kiss you. ^_^

Hirsch: Really? Then I'll go! & gt& lt

Jun Mo Ze: All right, come on. ^_^

Act 10 Mo Jun Zejia

Ding, the elevator door opened and rushed to the door. The door rang soon and opened.

Hirsch: Wow! Why the fuck are you naked? You have no lower limit! At least behave yourself at the door! When such rags are torn off, you become a veritable Roman!

Joan Moss: (innocently) But you came right after I took a shower.

Hirsch: ... Oh! Stop it! I'm going in! Come on, show me the night of light! & gt。 & lt

Jun Mo Ze: OK ... I'll meet you when I come in.

Enter the room, close the door, sit on the sofa and put the book on the coffee table.

Jun Mo Ze: Here, this is a deluxe photo model.

Page turning sound

Hirsch: Wow! No way! Nosebleed! Me! Tengguang night sauce is so handsome! ! Ah ah ah!

Clothes rubbing sound

Jun Mozi: (ambiguous) Hey, have you seen enough ...

Josh: I haven't seen enough! I can't get enough of it! & gt& lt Shit! You did a good job.

Well, let me show you something better. Hmm?

He Xi: (puzzled) Huh? Why is the shirt in your hand so beautiful as the white shirt uniform series seen in the photo album?

Jun Mo Ze: Yes, this is a free gift from the author. Oh, there is only one set in the world.

Hirsch: Wow! Too much alike!

Jun Mo Ze: Do you like it?

Hirsch: Nonsense, so handsome! I really want to try!

Jun Mo Ze: Then try it.

Hirsch: Huh?

Jun Mo Ze: Look, I'm all dressed. You should wear it, too

Oh, my God! This is the uniform you wore when Tengguang Night Sauce defeated dead cells from another dimension! MD！ This is my favorite set!

Jun Mo Ze: Well, so, come and change it. Clothes rubbing sound

Hey, hey! What are you doing? Hey! Hmm! Take off your clothes. What are you doing? Don't mess around!

Jun Mo Ze: (laughs) Don't you want to try on this white shirt? Hmm?

Hirsch: Of course I will try! Don't want you! Go away! I'll change it myself

Jun Mo Ze: Oh, waiting for you.

Grab your clothes, slip away and come back.

Josh: It's changed.

Jun Mo Ze: OK, take off your pants.

Your sister! Damn it! I won't play with you! You want me to take it off?

Jun Mo Ze: No, it's this dress. You don't need to wear pants.

Josh: ... I think so too.

Jun Mo Ze: Besides, we are all men. What are we afraid of, huh?

Damn it! Who said I was scared! Take it off! Take off your belt and pants.

Jun Mo Ze: Come here.

Really silly walked over-_-|||, dragged and sat down.

Yeah! What are you doing?

Joan Moss: (tenderly) You look different like this.

Damn it! Do not touch it! Get off me! Your clothes make me uncomfortable! ! Shit! Did you hear that? Mo Jun ... (strong kiss = =) Uh-huh! You ... (kiss+gasp)

Jun Mo Ze: (Kissing+Asthma)

Hirsch: Monologue. Damn it! His breath is full! This must be a dream! I'm x.

Hirsch: (suddenly effeminate = =) Ah! Why do you bite so hard? Not before! Um ... I'm hurt!

Jun Mo Ze: (coldly) How did I bite you before?

Hirsch: Hmm ... How? Just take a gentle bite like that, but don't you usually prefer to bump into me?

Jun Mo: (stunned) Fight?

Josh: Press me, and then ... Press! ah ...

Jun Mo Ze: Do you think you are dreaming now?

Hirsch: Huh? Isn't it?

Jun Mo Ze: Who do you think I am? Tomorrow night?

Hirsch: X! You are Mo Junze! I am not blind! I only had this dream with you!

Jun Mo Ze: Oh. ...

Josh: Oh, what? Wow, shit! What are you doing? Be pushed down on the sofa =, =

Jun Mo Ze: Press you, and then hit you.

Hirsch: No! Wow, shit! What am I doing? What are you doing? Go away, you! Don't push me.

Jun Mo Ze: Are you ... awake? Do you know this is not a dream?

Josh: What a dream! I said get out! Don't push me. I'm leaving! Struggle to get up

Jun Moser: He Xi ...

Pause for five seconds.

Jun Mo Ze: I like you, as if I really like you.

Hirsch: (Silly) Huh?

Jun Mo Ze: I thought you were special at first, then I thought you were cute, and now I think I can't live without you.

Hirsch: (panicking) No, no! You! You are different from me!

Jun Mo Ze: What's the difference?

Although I often dream about that with you, it's just a dream, a fantasy, you know.

Jun Mo Ze: I don't understand.

Clothes rubbing sound

Hey, where the fuck are you touching? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Through the door, echo

Act 11 Mo Jun Zejia

Early in the morning, slip out of bed, turn on the computer and knock on the keyboard.

Damn it! What if I fell in love and lost my virginity last night? The impure otaku called for help!

User 1: passing by.

Netizen 2: All kinds of envy and hate!

Netizen 3: Seek the process.

Netizen 1: seek the truth.

Netizen 2: I don't want anything! Cover your face.

Josh: However, I don't want him to know that I like him too.

Netizen 3: Lack of oil makes the landlord feel uncomfortable ~

Hirsch: This is X! Who said I was awkward! Drag out and whip the body!

User 1: Hey, why don't you want him to know?

Josh: Because I don't want him to know! Ex-dividend

Netizen 2: The landlord is good or bad. Who likes who first?

Josh: = = It should be me. ...

Netizen 3: Is it the landlord first? Then why not let him know?

Hirsch: (shamefully) Because I hate him, too.

Man: Why? Why? Oh, oh.

Josh: I'm X. I'm the one who asked for help! Why do you always ask me why? X, stop asking and get out of the car!

Turn off the computer.

Hirsch: Monologue. Shit! Will I be with the girl of my dreams?

(Rare and serious) I still remember the shock when I first met Mr. Jun Moze COS Baiche.

In fact, Jun Mo Ze is not very much like Master Bai Che, just, just simply shocked by this person. At that time, I felt very uneasy. This is the first time I have been attracted by something that is not secondary, so real and so far away. What's even more annoying is that I can't stop dreaming about that person at night ... constantly ...

Footsteps approached and hugged each other.

Jun Mo Ze: Hey, what are you thinking?

A constant heartbeat

Hirsch: Hello?

Jun Mo Ze: Huh?

Hoshi: Lao Zi, I seem to like you.

fin