Degang Guo's insulting quotations.

You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you will live to death. I brought you insulting quotations from Degang Guo, so please collect them if you like.

Selected insulting quotations from Degang Guo: 1. Cooking with a sputum bucket is innovative. Who dares to eat it?

2. oh He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would stew you.

In such cold weather, I have no clothes. I am wearing a plastic suit.

Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down, and left, holding his head and having a slight contest with this stone? Tian er lost.

You don't need electricity to speak loudly.

6. I buy 50 good cars? Alto, alto, alto? ! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

7. Don't hit him or scold him. Just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, more than 100 yuan can kill the ticket.

8. Mr. Yu Qian, cross talk is good. He is generous, too. We all call him? Crosstalk queen? .

9.？ Dad, I'm hungry! ? Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?

10. Father was in a hurry and rolled up his sleeves: I'll fight with you.

1 1. That's your father, I'm talking about your father!

12. There are three girls in their family. The elder sister looks like his father, the second sister looks like his mother, and the third sister is beautiful and white, like a neighborhood.

Appreciation of Degang Guo's insulting quotations 1. A friend from Tianjin audience said: an artist is over 50. You chamber pot in the Tang Dynasty also urinated! !

2. Old people have a room full of books, traditional, simplified, ancient and foreign. Alas, this is learning! There are various versions of Jin Ping Mei.

It is the duty of every citizen to take a concubine according to law!

My wife told me? Talk about cross talk, don't worry about anything else, just talk about cross talk, okay? This is also her dream.

People are the most inhuman in the world.

6. My fence is very big, 20 miles on one side and the same length on four sides, a big rectangle.

7. When the bank charges, it says: This is in line with international practice! ? When serving, he said:? China's national conditions should be considered! ?

8. Thank God for the stew. Who took it away for me when I opened my eyes?

9. Thank you for coming so many people. It's amazing. It's Spring Festival before the first month, so thank you for your old age and wish you happiness in your old age.

10. When changing clothes in the car, someone is lying on the window. Look at this, big girl. You are anxious. Do you always watch people change clothes like this? The woman replied, do you always change in other people's cars?

1 1. Many heroes flashed before my eyes, including the famous Simon and Mr. Chen () who likes photography.

12. As the saying goes? Man struggles upwards and urine flows downwards?

13. Four Great Classical Novels: A Dream of Red Mansions, Outlaws of the Marsh and Clouds in Beijing were my later selections.

14. Wen Neng took up the pen to secure the world, Wu Neng got on the horse, and decided to get on the kang, get to know women, get off the kang and get to know shoes.

15. I belong to the underworld. Please have pity on me.

16. After working hard for most of my life, I finally bought a house in the suburbs of Beijing. On the day of payment, I took out my mobile phone with trembling hands in tears and wanted to tell my family, but the boot screen showed: Welcome to Hebei Mobile.

17. Some fried dough sticks are fried. How long is the fork? Just like your face. It is yellow. Bite it. Ah, you slap me as soon as you let go.

18. Hello, my name is Degang Guo. Guess who I am?

19.？ Uncle, how to get to America? Ask the village chief.

20. Go your own way and say whatever you want. ?

Degang Guo's insulting quotations 1. The teacher's family has been rich for generations, and his great-grandfather was a second-class scissorhand in the former Qing Dynasty.

2. How dare you join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well!

3. Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

I am a pure person, and my chastity and virtue are my pronouns. I always follow the chastity archway wherever I go, and I will never take outside work.

If I can't beat you, I'll turn against you.

6. How dignified the swimsuit used to be. In the past, the swimsuit was open to look at the bottom, but now the swimsuit is open to look at the swimsuit.

7. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

8. Everyone is familiar with Go. A horse walks towards the sun, like a field. Come and go, commander, sigh, sigh. .....

9. With the progress of society, women are stronger in life; With the development of science and technology, men are weak in bed!

10. When Yu Qian came out that day, a wire fell from his face and his face was black. He went to the hospital. The doctor asked Yu Qian: Are you from the Coal Mine Art Troupe?

1 1. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

12. Jumping off a building will kill more cocaine. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. Second floor. Bang! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ Bang! high-tech

13. Find a Go player to perform for us.

14. I threw the ball so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out!

15. People who don't know him have never eaten pork.

16. I ate very fast. I lied to my stomach: you are full, you are full. ...

17. Do they have a family style? If you don't pick something in the aisle, you lose it?

18. His photo was posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bedside for contraception.

19. He is delicious, with big cakes and steamed bread and rice. When you hold it, it is solid porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, grab two Jin of cake and cut it for later use.

20. Alas, people are bullied, but Mashan is riding a horse and riding his neck to shit! Fuck, I'll dial it, I'll have diarrhea, I'll wipe it, and I'll have diarrhea by riding my neck!

2 1. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

22. We are not hosts, and we are not scolded by our colleagues. What scum and so on are all said in front of the mirror.

23. Some people scold me: Degang Guo's cross talk is tasteless and unruly. Behave yourself. Look, raise the national flag.

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