Kneel for jokes

Quantity, flirting content category, popularity

After a night of fighting, the wife said to her husband, "I finally understand why apes evolved to walk upright." The husband asked, "What's the reason?" 20094. 1000900000004

In 2093, a man panicked and rushed out of the snack bar. A woman was chasing after me with a hundred-dollar bill in her hand, shouting "Give me back my virginity". Passers-by are at a loss. When she saw the woman catching up with the man, she threw the hundred-dollar bill to the man, and the man gave the woman dozens of dollars. It turned out to be a humorous joke "Give me back the real money" 173 1

The inventor boasted to his friend: I invented a robot, which is exactly like human beings! The friend asked: Does it never make mistakes? Inventor: No. But when it makes a mistake, it will put the blame on other robots! Humorous jokes 19 1

4209 1 A classmate bought a plate of "Male Mosquito Music" mosquito-repellent incense. Everyone asked, "How do you call male mosquito music?" "The female mosquitoes came out to suck blood, and they were all smoked to death, so the male mosquitoes took the opportunity ..." Humorous joke.

A farmer's father saw the word "net worm" in his son's letter and felt fresh. He immediately wrote back: "Your father has only seen locusts and cabbage worms in his life, and he has brought home a male and a female net worm, which can live or die." Humorous joke 296

The wife and husband discussed: "I want to put a statue of a master musician on the piano." Who do you think is the most suitable? " Husband: "According to your level, I choose Beethoven." "Why?" "Because he is deaf" humorous joke 270

42088 farmers are driving donkeys into the city, and they meet a rogue and ask, have you eaten yet? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who left without saying goodbye! Humorous jokes 26 19

The salesman of 42087 said to a customer who was smoking, "Sir, smoking is forbidden here." The customer replied, "This is the cigarette I bought from you." Salesman: "So what? We also sell toilet paper here! " "Humorous jokes 474

42086 A: "Alas, my girlfriend and I went to the mountains for a holiday last holiday, and the person died." B was shocked: "Huh?" A said shyly, "I have a small life with my girlfriend." Humorous joke 330

42085 The police found a car bumping up and down every 10 meter. So he ran after the car and stopped it: "What happened to your car?" The driver's face was full of fear: "no, it's nothing, Mr. policeman. I, I always burp." Humorous joke 357

A host talked about the precautions before the game: "You should wait until I finish' Start' before answering." Then he further stressed: "Be sure to wait for my' start' to come out and grab it!" Humorous joke 454

4 1954 Mom taught Xiaoming, "Why are you such a child?" Uncle is here, why do you still want to go to the zoo to see bears? "Humorous jokes 865

4 1953 Do you want to have a good tooth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for a dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business. Humorous joke 635

4 1952 slip of the tongue: Xiao Zhang said to Xiaoli with concern, "It's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella. Getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is in big trouble! " Humorous joke 664

4 195 1 A man was bitten by a dog and went to the doctor for medicine. The doctor was preparing to get off work, and he looked unhappy: "Look at the time, why are you here at this time?" "Sorry, I know, but the dog doesn't understand!" Humorous jokes 4 17

4 1950 The girl cried, "Teacher! I saw many ants in the toilet just now. " The English teacher asked, "What did the ant say?" The girl looked at the teacher in surprise and said, "The ant … it didn't say anything …" "

4 1894 unit leaders made a concluding speech: the reasons for our poor work are as follows: first, we slept like widows, and there was no one on it; Second, like a prostitute, the coat is always changed; Third, just like sleeping with your wife, our own people always fuck our own people. Humorous jokes 2675

4 1892 A traffic accident happened. Many people are watching, but a reporter can't get in. He had a brainwave and shouted: I am the son of the injured, please get out of the way! As expected, the onlookers got out of the way. The reporter looked at the past and it was a dog that was crushed to death! Humorous joke 877

4 189 1 Someone had a fight with three big men one day. When I came back, I boasted, "I let them fight for two hours, but they didn't beat me down." People ask what's going on? He said: They tied me to a tree and beat me. Humorous jokes 192

4 1890 A company recruited a girl whose English name was spring. The secretary wanted to show off her English level and shouted, "Chun, it's your turn ... humorous joke 349."

4 1888 school examination, a man unwittingly took out a paper ball to draw lots. He grabbed the teacher and asked him what he was doing. He asked, "Don't you want to check it?" Humorous joke 74

4 1887 A plane is about to crash, and people are scrambling to escape. Finally, there was only one student and pilot left: leave me alone, there is only one umbrella bag. Please jump quickly. Student: No, there is another one. My schoolbag was just carried by an uncle. Humorous jokes 3 18

4 1886 a person took out the garbage and accidentally fell in. An old lady came and pulled him up and said, "What a waste of city people. It's ugly, and it won't be thrown! " Humorous jokes 1 140

4 1885 the female teacher pointed to the apple on the blackboard and asked, what is this, little friend? The child replied: ass. The female teacher told the headmaster in tears that the students were angry with her. The headmaster came over to have a look: Why did you make the teacher cry? And drew an ass on the blackboard! Humorous joke 637

4 1884 A singer sang a song, four judges fainted three, and the last one held the singer's hand tightly with tears in his eyes: talent! People want money to sing, but you can sing hard! Humorous joke 495

4 1883 salesman selling automatic shaving machine: Just put a coin in it and put your face in the machine, and it will be shaved immediately. The customer asked: Lovely faces are different. The salesman said, this is the first time. Humorous joke 66

4 1882 A man drove his car to the garage and said to the mechanic, "My car will bang every time it turns a corner." When I came to pick up the car at night, I saw the repair list: repair fee 0 yuan (please don't put the bowling ball in the trunk).

4 188 1 The driver who lives in the countryside took the green corn from his home to the director to please him. The director said politely, "This is not good, it will cost you money." The driver said, "Nothing. Here, these corn are all for pigs. " Humorous joke 369

4 1769 Hungry wolves are looking for food. I heard that some family members are training their children to "cry again and throw you out to feed the wolves". The child cried all night, and the wolf sighed the next morning and told a humorous joke that "human beings are not trustworthy." 59660.68668686666

4 1707 My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Hmm! Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: this child has been sensible since childhood! Humorous jokes 4 146

4 1706 a gentleman peed in an empty sprite bottle while driving. I ran out of the car in traffic jam and wanted to put the bottle in the trash can. A respectful policeman stopped me. How much sprite is left in the bottle? Then take a sip and show me! Humorous joke 684

4 1705 The director and the section chief share the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, you fart! The section chief said: I didn't put it there. Soon, the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: you can't afford to take care of big things. What's the use of asking you

4 1704 The monkey found a card, so he climbed to the branch to see what it was. Unexpectedly, a lightning strike hit it, and the monkey cried and said, "It turned out to be an ‘IP' card! ! "Humorous jokes 1 13 1

4 1703 When someone saw the sea for the first time, he sighed: "The sea! Mom! " As soon as his voice fell, a wave came and hit him in the face. The man said angrily, "* *! Tell him he's a stepmother! Humorous joke 298

4 1702 A migrant worker went to the hospital for an examination because his stool was blocked. After examination, the doctor gave the man a prescription. Migrant workers went to the medicine collection office and saw that it was a roll of toilet paper. The doctor said, don't wipe your ass with a cement bag in the future! Humorous jokes 5 15

4 15 16 A snail was walking on the road and a turtle ran over him. Snails were sent to first aid. When the snail woke up, the police officer asked him about it. The snail replied, I don't remember. Everything is so fast! Humorous joke 949

4 1437 The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside for a general survey and asked the old farmer: Do you know why close relatives can't get married? The old farmer replied with a simple and honest smile: relatives, hehehehehehe ... hehehe, it's too familiar to start! Humorous jokes 4409

4 1436 farmer: "I often feel cold after sleeping at night." Doctor: "Me too. At that time, I will hug my wife and get warm. " Farmer: "That's a good idea, but when will it be convenient for your wife?" Humorous joke 8 1 1

4 1435 mental patient a asked b with a book, "what do you think of this novel I wrote?" ? B looked at it and replied, "Yes, but there are a little more words." Then the nurse came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me." Humorous jokes 54 1.

4 1434 A person is stupid and can't find a job. One day, he will get an interview with KFC. The manager asked him what he was good at, and he said I could sing. Later, he cleared his throat and sang: more choices, more laughter, at McDonald's. Humorous joke 643

4 1433 When a couple was getting a marriage certificate, the groom whispered to the bride, "Here is your long-term meal ticket." The bride replied, without blinking an eye .. "This is your guarantee for the washing machine. ... humorous jokes 2377

4 1429 A girl went to buy eggs with a cat in her arms, and put the cat on the booth to pick eggs. The male stall owner praised the cat: Your boobs are so big! The woman was angry and didn't speak. The stall owner said, Your boobs are so white! The girl is furious: If you talk nonsense again, I will crush your eggs! Humorous jokes 457 1

4 1428 women can't get married because of their small breasts. On a date, she said to the man, I have small breasts. Don't you like it? The man asked: Is it as big as steamed bread? The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down to the world and shouted: Oh, my God, Wang Zi steamed bread! Humorous jokes 3057

4 1427 A child in the delivery room laughed after birth, and the midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched tightly. After breaking it, she found a contraceptive pill. She only heard the baby smile and say, "There is no way to kill me." Humorous jokes 16 1 1.

4 1426 the white rabbit raped the big wolf and ran away. The wolf was angry and chased him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? Wolf shame: Shit, it's in the newspaper so soon? Humorous jokes 65 1

4 1403 A couple are hugging and kissing in the shade of the hospital. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. " Humorous joke 797

4 1402 A psychopath sang in bed, turned over and continued to sing on the pillow. The attending doctor asked him why. Mental derangement: Fool, of course you have to sing B side after singing A side. Humorous jokes 14 17

4 140 1 Early in the morning after the wedding, the bride came out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing: "liar! What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings. I thought it was money! "