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Film Review [TV Cool Review] I have seen the worst martial arts TV in my life-a year ago (reprinted)

Two days ago, someone mentioned the movie "Life and Hatred in Jianghu" in Jin Yong Inn, which is really the worst martial arts TV I have ever seen in Chinese mainland. To be honest, Yang Xiao's "bad" is a little worse than it.

It's been a long time. At that time, when I was at school, I was not allowed to watch TV at home. The more I don't watch it, the more I want to see it. I can stare at advertisements for a long time, so I actually watched several episodes of that movie.

It is said that one day after the sponsor list was broadcast on TV, the words "Jianghu life, grudges and enmities" were printed. My brother and I thought we were going to show Hong Kong martial arts films, so we waited to see them. As soon as the first three bars of the opening song were played, I told my brother: This must be from the mainland, and the taste of music is obvious. At that time, there was a premonition that "it probably won't look good"-those actors who came and went in Hong Kong movies were familiar with it. As soon as I came out, I was like a neighbor I knew. Even if they fool around, they are kind and kill time well. I only like to watch mainland films such as Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions and Wulong Mountain Scenic Resort's story of killing bandits. I wanted to change the channel, but I received very few programs at that time. I switched to another channel to see what was playing, and then turned back.

Then in the title, there is a rockery in the garden, and dozens of men and women dressed as maids mingle on the stage, much like the primary school Wushu team practicing, and the music keeps ringing, which is the kind of sour and unintelligible quasi-folk song. And then officially start. I was unhappy as soon as the hero appeared. He was short and rustic (it seems that someone else changed later, and the one changed was even uglier). My bad habit of watching TV is to watch actors first, and I like to watch handsome guys and beautiful women best. As a result, such people are very disappointed.

Looks good, and the name is amazing. It's called "Li Xiaogang"-it's completely the accent of names such as "Xiaoming" and "Xiaohong" commonly used by primary school students when they write their compositions. Not to mention, his father's name is "Li Dagang", and his father and son's names are like brothers. I don't remember the plot after many years, but I remember some funny clips:

All the male characters in the play are ugly. In the first episode or two, the hero was rustic, but somehow he was honest and kind. Later, somehow, he seemed to be a different actor-in the last few episodes, his costume was completely different from the original style, and catching up with the fashion of Hong Kong drama at that time also made the male character grow long hair, so I can't remember whether it was because he changed his costume wrongly or really changed someone. In short, he is so thin that his father takes off his coat and exposes his ribs like a washboard.

The hero is ugly, and the second hero is shorter and uglier, with thicker makeup and funnier name. His name is Cong Cong. I almost fainted when I heard it-the film seems to have been shot in Sichuan, and the name and his incredibly thick black eyeliner immediately reminded me of "Bear-Cat". After he appeared, the gentleman often rode a pony with a pocket sword on his belt as a weapon. He chased a unruly woman named "Jiao Jiao" all over the world (laughing again). When his men solemnly and respectfully called him "Master Congcong", the scene was really funny to the extreme.

However, it is strange that all the actresses are good-looking. The number one female villain is Oriental Wenying, who just finished Tanchun in A Dream of Red Mansions (how shocked I was when I found out that she actually appeared in such a bad film). It is estimated that her name was a signboard sponsored by the crew at that time, otherwise it can't explain why her role is always immortal, and several times when she died, she was either saved by others or faked her death-the plot arrangement was completely rattan rattan rattan rattan rattan rattan rattan rattan beat a bad guy and then became more fierce. Moreover, the female villain is still very lewd, and from time to time, she is pandering with the male villain in the film (by the scale of the mainland, of course, there is no real limit to the scene, but in terms of image hints, the film is trying to make the scene ambiguous and full of action), so this bad film was once advertised by the bosses at the entrance of the street video hall before the real romantic film in Hong Kong and Taiwan blossomed everywhere, which is estimated to be a selling point.

In addition to Oriental Wenying, the first heroine of that movie (also called a very tacky name like "Ma Chunhua") and the heroine named "Jiao Jiao" are both beautiful. He Yin, who played "Jiao Jiao", later played a beautiful maid in Qiong Yao's Ghost Husband, which is quite important. However, these two beautiful heroines are going to marry a hero who looks very sorry for everyone-it is customary for the hero in martial arts movies to be infatuated with beautiful women, but at least the hero should be convincing, although everyone praises him as "handsome" and "chivalrous" in the play, which is actually not the case at all. My only feeling is that the director must look like Frankenstein, so I used this movie to realize his dream of being chased by beautiful women.

Then watch martial arts. Ladies and gentlemen, it's nothing to show off a tightrope from time to time in laughter, but this rotten film called Jianghu Enjoyment and Hatred is amazing in martial arts: the fist sword just made a move, and the "whoosh" sound broke into pieces, and onomatopoeia never managed the picture from beginning to end, let alone the weapon. People don't hang "Weiya" at all. Everyone makes the shape of "fire gold steel" or "red lantern". One person pointed to the front and others posed around him. One, two, three, the bamboo forest stacked in the background is pulled like an elongated paper roll and reaches the destination in ten seconds.

What is "changing face"? In Jiang, there is something called "Hundred Flowers Array". A supporting actress who cocked her head from beginning to end and claimed to be "Hundred Flowers Fairy" with a dull expression, held a pink polyester flower in her hand (sorry, it used to be a specialty of our hometown, I didn't recognize it), called "Cloth Hundred Flowers Array", surrounded by a large circle of plastic potted flowers. This scene gave me a direct impression that the crew cheated which art troupe sponsored the money and then issued a statement to let people appear in the camera. On the one hand, it saves the expenses of costumes and extras, on the other hand, people who are still watching say that the scene is big.

As for the modern door opened on the middle wall of the main hall of the temple (estimated to be directly connected to the duty room), it has always existed in the lens. I don't know which photo studio hung plastic curtains (my friend's house is that kind of curtain) and added colored lights, so everything else was saved as a young lady's boudoir, and it was a side dish.

Before that, I only knew that Hong Kong and Taiwan's martial arts TV series cut corners in the background and props in order to save money, but at least the appearances of the main actors have not revealed obvious fan flavor, and the stories are old-fashioned, so I also pay attention to rationality and character, and occasionally there will be one or two touching plots. But what about this thing called "A Record of Life Complaints in Jianghu"? I was scared by this carelessness: I don't like watching many mainland films, but I can't stand their rigidity, but I have been wandering on the passing line outside the characterization. I never thought that the original mainland TV can be almost shameless if it is shoddy-from actors to plots to pictures to props, bad movies seem to cover everything.

That was the first mainland martial arts TV series I watched, and it was also the worst mainland TV series I have ever seen-worse than others, no matter compared with martial arts movies or other ones. It has all the disgusting and failed places in all TV dramas, so the "smile" in the center can "laugh" because there is an epoch-making bad film like "Jianghu Enqiu Record" at the bottom, and any smashed film can always find one or two bad places less.