Why does Xiaoqing follow Bai Suzhen?

Fahai shouted affectionately: "Suzhen! Xu Xian is just a mortal, a monster has a different path! I have boundless magical power, just follow me!" Bai Suzhen was very hesitant after hearing this! Suddenly, Xiao Qing arrived and hurriedly shouted: "Sister, you must not do it, Fahai has no whip! No whip!"

Liu Bei was resting when a shout of death came from outside the tent, and Guan Yu rushed in The tent came: "We are surrounded, brother, let's go!" Liu Bei was shocked: "Yun Chang, you have to help me cut off the rear." "No problem!" Guan Yu raised his knife and dropped it, and Liu Chan, who was playing on the bedside, was chopped into two pieces. Liu Bei was furious: "That's not what I said!" Guan Yu turned around and hacked Liu Feng to death. "Cao! That's not it!" The sword flashed, and Liu Bei's legs were filled with blood...

Plop~ the meatballs slipped into the hot pot, splashing water. The mutton turned pale and said: "Splash!" The meatball floated and said to the mutton: "You bitch!" The hotpot was so angry that Gulu roared: "Get out of here!" Then the soup gushed out, and for a while The fragrance overflowed, and the white smoke quietly obscured the lenses of my glasses. . .

The Beggar Clan has always upheld justice and will discuss important matters with Shaolin, Wudang and other famous sects every month. But to be honest, they don’t like to discuss things with the Emei sect because every month there are always For a few days, they will be in a bad mood and not very reasonable.

Banknote, a rare metal, is volatile and has extremely low yield. It is extremely unstable when placed in a wallet. Alipay can be converted into express delivery. It is easy to oxidize when exposed to goods. It is sealed in a credit card. If it is combined with a girlfriend, it is easy to generate air and tears. When encountering the catalyst "Double Eleven", the ignition point is lowered, and it can quickly emit heat and eventually burn, sublimate, and disappear. . .

Girlfriend: I don’t want to wear makeup today. Me: Don’t think so. If you think about it, if you don't put on makeup for one day, others will remember your appearance without makeup, and all the makeup you put on every day will be in vain. A day without makeup is a day without makeup.

The kindergarten teacher asked her students: "Who can make a sentence with the word affirmative?" The first little girl said: "The sky must be blue." The teacher said: "But sometimes the sky is gray or It's orange!" The second little boy said, "The tree must be green.

"The teacher said, "But in autumn, the trees will turn brown." At this time, Xiao Ming in the back row stood up and asked, "Teacher, do farts have color?" "The teacher said in shock: "Of course not! ""Then I'm sure I pooped my pants! "