Find games, brain teasers and jokes that the team goes out to play with. ...

Fruit series

Everyone sat in a circle and reported a two-word fruit name in turn to represent themselves. At the beginning of the game, anyone starts to report his fruit name according to the password of the prescribed rhythm, and then clicks another fruit name set by someone. Then the person who clicked will click another fruit name according to the same password, but he can't recall the fruit name represented by his person.

Truth or Dare

The method of the game is very simple. Choose a person in any way, such as flipping bottles, high-fiving, passing things, and then choose truth (truth) or dare (big adventure) according to your own wishes. If you choose the truth, you must accept the questions raised by others through consultation and swear that the answers are sincere, without any concealment and never lie.

Jietou steet

The number of participants is about 8- 12. Everyone forms a circle face to face and puts out their hands. Then, the left and right hands hold the hands of two different people respectively, and be careful that neither hand can hold the hands of the neighbors. In this way, after everyone tied it, they found a group of people's hands tied into a strong "big knot". At this time, everyone couldn't let go, just holding hands around, and Qi Xin worked together to untie this "hand knot" to form a big circle holding hands. Seemingly incredible, five people can try to make a "small hand knot" and untie it soon. In fact, there is no problem with the "big knot" of 12- 15! The sense of success in successfully solving a big circle is unparalleled.

Killing joke

Suitable for eight to fifteen people, play when cooked. I believe everyone is familiar with this, so I won't introduce it.

It's windy

(suitable for people who talk a lot). Everyone has a chair to sit on, and one person has no seat to do it, and then this person starts to blow. It's up to him to decide what to blow. For example, he said, "Scrape the people who wear white socks today", then all the people who wear white socks must get up and change seats, so that the host can take the opportunity to sit down, and one of them must have no seat. At this time, it is his turn to blow the wind. If you want to mobilize everyone, you can shave "all boys and girls" and "people who eat breakfast"; You can also scrape "people with photos of girlfriends in their wallets" and so on. Some people will be at a loss, suddenly find themselves among those who have been scraped, and then bump into them like headless flies.

Eat apples

One person sits on a bench with his hands behind his back, and the other person feeds him an apple behind his back to see which group eats first. You can also eat watermelon.

Make seven orders

Appliance: No limit to the number of people. Method: Many people participate and count off from 1-99, but when someone counts a number containing "7" or multiples of "7", it is not allowed to count off. Take a picture of one person, and the next person will continue to count off. If someone gives the wrong number or shoots the wrong person, they will be punished.

Bubble gum

The host called some people to the stage, preferably an odd number. Everyone is ready, the host shouted "bubble gum", and everyone should respond to "what to insist on" The host randomly thinks of a certain part of the body, and the people on the stage will touch each other. For example, if the host says that the left foot is the heart, then the people on the stage will touch the left foot in pairs. Those who can't find a companion are eliminated. When the number of people on the stage is even, the host should act as 1 person in it, so that the team will always remain odd. In the end, the remaining two won. Because the game is not technically and intellectually difficult, when the winner gets the prize, he can also make things a little more difficult, such as letting him stand on a chair to express a word (which can be his name) or letting him perform a program. Attention should be paid to this game, and the body parts shouted by the host should not be too ...

Original equipment manufacturer

Props: a deck of playing cards (take away the monster)

Rule: each person draws a card and sticks it on his forehead. You are not allowed to look at your own cards, but you can look at the cards of people around you. A is the largest, 2 is the smallest, and the number of points is the same. The colors from big to small are spades, hearts, flowers and diamonds. At this time, everyone began to guess whether their cards were the smallest according to other people's cards and expressions. If you think you are the youngest, you can give up and accept a slight punishment, but you are not allowed to look at the cards and the game continues. Until everyone never gives up and shows their cards, the smallest one will be punished.

I love you VS shameless

This sounds a bit "ambiguous", but it is actually a good game to practice reaction.

Rule: everyone sits in a circle, and it is stipulated that you can only say "I love you" to the person on your left and "shameless" to the person on your right. Two people can only talk three times in a row. Once someone says something wrong, they will be punished.

Highlight: When the game reaches a certain speed, people who can't keep up often have classic "confessions" such as "I … shameless" or "no … I love you".

James bond

From the beginning, one person read "zero" to refer to one person, then that person read "zero" to refer to another person, and the third person read "qi" and pointed to one person. The person who is shot will say nothing and do nothing, but the two people around the "shot" will give an "ah" and raise their hands to surrender. -People who shouldn't drink!

Note: it is suitable for everyone to play, because there is no sequential order, but one of them is suddenly assigned, so the whole process must be in a state of tension, because you may be next! )

Challenge number number

Rules:

1, everyone forms a circle and needs to complete a task-counting. The rule of counting is that each person counts a number in sequence, from 1 to 50. Clap your hands when you meet 7 or multiples of 7. Then change the original counterclockwise order to start counting clockwise.

2. For example, after counting to 6 clockwise, the person who counts to 7 slaps, and then counts to 8 counterclockwise. When you count to 14, the direction becomes clockwise again with a bang, and so on until you count to 50.

3. Those who count wrong can be punished for drinking or competing in groups.

Guess toothpicks

Game steps:

1. Take 7 people as an example. Please prepare 8 toothpicks. First of all, a person will be the dealer of the game. The dealer will take a few toothpicks in his hand at will, and of course he can't show them to others.

2. Then the dealer asks other players to guess a number. This number is any number between 1-8. If the player doesn't guess correctly, it's the next player's turn to guess the toothpick in the dealer's hand. If you guess correctly, the right player should drink. If all the players don't guess correctly, the dealer will drink.

3. For example, seven people play together. Suppose the dealer has five toothpicks in his hand, and then the dealer asks the other six players accordingly. For example, the first player guessed that there were eight toothpicks, so the first player didn't have to drink them because he didn't guess correctly. It's the next turn. This person can only guess the remaining 7 numbers between 1-8, namely: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. If this person guesses 6, it will be the next one, so this person can only guess the remaining 6 numbers, namely: 1. If you don't guess correctly, it's the next person's turn. This cycle continues until the player guesses. If all players don't guess, only the dealer drinks.

If someone loses, they will be fined, and the drinker will be the dealer again, so the game will continue until the wine is finished. And everyone will drink without exception. If you are unlucky, you drink a lot.

X transmits things.

The "X" here is actually equal to the hand or neck or mouth or crotch or any part you can imagine, and the "object" can be a balloon or cardboard or a banana or a drinking pipe or anything you can imagine.

There are many ways to play, and the following three are provided:

First edition:

Everyone forms two circles, and all they have to do is pass a balloon from one end of the line to the other.

In the process of transmission, you can't use your hands, you can only use parts other than your hands.

The team won the first lap.

Second edition:

Everyone forms two circles, preferably men and women.

All they have to do is pass a piece of cardboard through their mouths.

The cardboard should not be too thin, otherwise it will be unsanitary ... and make sure everyone plays well! )

The fastest team to finish a lap wins.

The third edition:

(This needs to be made sure that the player doesn't mind, otherwise he may play with fire, be careful, be careful! )

Prop: Banana wrapped in plastic wrap (peeled, of course)

Two sets of paper with the names of body parts (such as armpit, mouth, crotch, chin, neck, etc.). ).

The camera (so beautiful, how can I do without taking pictures? )

How to play: everyone forms two circles, preferably men and women.

Draw a piece of paper first, for example, if you draw it to your mouth, then the first person holds a banana, and then the second person draws it, for example, if you draw it to your armpit, then the next person holds the banana under his armpit.

And so on, until the end of a lap, the team that is about to end wins.

(Imagine if the first person pulls his crotch and the next person pulls his mouth, then ...)

Satire, satire

The two men confronted each other and decided to attack successively by guessing fists. If A says any word, such as "university", B will immediately say "Xueda" in reverse, and then B will attack. There can be a moderator to specify the number of words. Those who don't answer lose.

Antagonistic multiplication table

The host asked any question in the multiplication table, such as "83", and the contestants answered "24". Participants can stand in order, the host will ask questions and specify respondents, and there will be penalties for answering mistakes. If you finish a question, the host will be punished.

Some interesting punishment methods

1, dice

Prepare a cube box and write "all punishment regulations" on its six sides, such as singing a song, walking like a monkey, exchanging squats, kissing the owner, running, etc. Please ask the loser to roll the dice himself and be punished according to the regulations.

2. I love you

The loser, facing the tree or wall, shouted three times: "I love you!" " "

3. Everything is spinning

The loser closes his eyes, turns left three times, turns right three times, opens his eyes again and walks back to his seat.

4. Imitation show

A loser imitates the actions, songs or ways of speaking of a star, singer or animal he is familiar with.

5. Completely embarrassed

Prepare a plate of flour and table tennis, and let the loser blow away the ball on the flour plate.

6. I am a lady

The winner puts 3-5 books on the loser's head and asks him (her) to follow the model back. If you drop the book, you have to start over.

7. sharpshooter

Hang some balloons on the loser, keep the winner 3 meters away from him, and shoot at the balloons with toothpicks until all the balloons burst.

8. No wry smile is allowed.

The loser laughs for 5 seconds, then suddenly cries for 5 seconds, and repeats 2-3 times.

9, butt writing

The loser has to write the name of the winner with his ass, and it can only be stopped if everyone can accept it.

10, prisoner

The loser should accept everyone's questions, have to answer them, and tell the truth until everyone is satisfied.

Brain Twister

1. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? -Chocolate beans (encouraged by pigs) 1 Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

What water will never be used up? ● Tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper

13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Chang 'e loves rabbit meat.

15 where is the narrowest road? The road to go is very narrow.

/kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? ● Unique voice

17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet.

18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety island on the road

19 where is the safest place when the earth explodes? ● Hell

A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? Low frighten fainted.

2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It is a flat figure.

What word is universal? ● Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because they are mother-child relationship.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Faint.

What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? ● Sleep.

There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? ● Exhausted (abandoned) former public office (work)

What do stutterers suffer most from? ● Make long-distance calls.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Step on the other foot.

3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ● Conjunction

After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart.

Why do men have to fight when drinking together? ● Don't eat hard food.

34 Divide 8 in half. What is it? ●0

When does the sun rise in the west? When swearing.

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? This is a veterinary hospital.

In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points of ice.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4 1 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? Because there are high walls in the northwest.

A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ● At that time, the truck driver did not drive.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Xiao Ming, of course.

There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? Two and a half hours add up to an hour.

There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? ● The sole is broken.

There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they stood face to face.

What kind of eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Exam "0".

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? I have a headache.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages and he is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a word "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink.

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● doze off

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● bound volume

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. ● Facing the ground

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? the day after tomorrow

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married

8 1 9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Low on the wall.

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth

What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? ● Beauty

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers.

88 Who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay figurine

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● South "no" Amitabha.

Stealing is not illegal. ● Sneak

9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

There are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? This is the word "wrong"

97 what car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.

joke

Today, on the bus, I heard a boy about 8 or 9 years old say to the little girl next to him, "Who says you can't predict the future?" At least I can know my child's surname in the future, but you are different. I don't know what your child's surname is! " Without thinking, the little girl replied loudly, "Hum, that's right! However, my child is definitely my child, and your child is not necessarily ... hey! " . The whole car almost died.

Long time no see, old classmate. How is your girlfriend Xiaoli? B: (triumphant): Haha, she is not my girlfriend anymore! Well, you should have done this a long time ago. When I was in college, I heard that she was having an affair with several boys in our class. I thought I was having an affair with her! B ~ was livid, and it took a long time to spit out a few words in a low voice: she is my wife now …

Guanyin said to Venus, "Dear, let's bet ~" Venus said, "OK ~ ~ What if we lose?" Guanyin said, "If you lose, you will be slapped by the other side ~". . .

Dude, don't touch it! You touched the top and the bottom, and your hair fell out. Such tender skin, you have touched all the water! How do you want me to sell it later? These peaches are all fresh, don't buy them!

Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel and put on a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

A big mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a Xiaohua Mall. Finding that there was no way out, the rat picked up a bunch of roses to prepare for low resistance. When Xiaohua Mall saw it, he immediately lowered his head and said shyly, Sorry, I'm still young!

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral, his family cried: Cool ... Cool. Passers-by were puzzled and asked, "What are you cool about?" The family cried bitterly: "That's cool ... that's cool!"

Yesterday, I finally asked my classmates for the seed of "Thin Man" (you know), and I excitedly downloaded it with my dad's computer. Then a dialog box pops up, "This file already exists. Do you want to replace the original file? , suddenly petrified ...

When I was still in a daze in the morning, my mobile phone shook. I took it and pressed the answer key: hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! Who are you? Can I help you? Talk to me! Kao! Press the hang-up button, I was very angry and said, look who the caller is. When I saw it, it was a text message ... er ~

I watched TV at home that day. This TV is about how to treat children in danger. So, I want to test my two-year-old son. I pretended to faint to see what he would do. "Mom, mom, what's the matter with you?" My son shouted and broke my eyes with his hand. "Mom, are you really dead?" Then I waited for a long time and heard nothing. Through my narrowed eyes, I saw my son counting the money in his wallet.

A star: Do you believe that I only sleep for one hour every day? Reporter: What are you doing in the other 23 hours? Star: doze off.

A parrot was taught to speak: I can walk. Parrot: I can walk. A: I can talk. Parrot: I can talk. I can fly. Parrot: Don't be ridiculous.

The hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots, missed it, and the bird fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest when it saw that the bullet missed and said, scared to death, scared to death.

A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet?

Freshmen on campus: students who repeat grades are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "rich students" and those who doze off in class are called "poor students"

An American called Bush a stupid pig in front of the White House and was immediately arrested on the charge of revealing state secrets!

Two snakes walk together. Snake: Are we poisonous snakes or not? Viper: Why do you ask such a question? Snake: I accidentally bit my tongue just now.

Wife: "alas! How can a housewife always have endless housework? " Husband: "Impossible! You don't agree with me to marry two. "

The two met by chance. "What's your name?" "I dare not say, I am afraid that you will eat it." "Last name is Fan?" "No" "Last name?" "Not yet." "What's your last name?" "History."

The orchard found a child stealing apples, so he cursed: problem child, wait, I'll tell your father! The boy looked up at the tree and shouted, Dad, someone is looking for you.

A leader made a report: "Now that men and women are equal, lesbians have stood up ..." All the lesbians present stood up and waited for instructions. The leader turned a page and read: "Yes".

A wife searches her husband thoroughly every day to see if she can find a woman's hair. One day, I searched for nothing for a long time, but I scolded: Now you even want a nun!

A dog climbed onto the table and crawled towards the roast chicken. The farmer was furious and said, I will do whatever you dare to do to the chicken. So the dog licked the chicken's ass.

The priest wrote a letter of condolence to the thief: he is a diligent man, and he is still working while others are sleeping. When others wake up, he uses what others don't use.

Miscellaneous ... Miscellaneous ... Miscellaneous ... patchwork.