A joke about traveling to Japan; a joke about Japanese coming to China for dinner.

:1. Joke of Japanese coming to China for dinner

The Second Artillery Corps Ma Dazui cursed the Japanese in the fourth episode. The Japanese army chief visited the construction site, and Ma Dazui's enthusiastic Japanese citizens shouted long live. The Japanese army chief was very sober towards Ma Dazui, and Ma Dazui called himself Japanese by helicopter.

Japanese chief Ma Dazui was holding a branch to perform martial arts. The Japanese chief was taken aback and reached for a long knife on his waist. Ma Dazui did not hold a branch to perform martial arts.

Under the watchful eye of the US military commander, Ma Dazui performed a set of martial arts in an exemplary manner, which was very disappointing to the performance of the Japanese military commander Ma Dazui. He woke up and learned from Ma Dazui.

:2. Japanese people come to China to eat delicious food.

There are many kinds, most of which are technical. Finance, education, machinery, electronics, Internet and so on are all nourished.

:3. What Japanese people say when eating

Snacks-stealing mouths to eat big meals-eating big meals-eating small meals-overeating-overeating-then drinking a hunger strike-fasting-fasting-breastfeeding-breastfeeding-weaning-breaking the mother for meals.

breakfast-breakfast, breakfast. Breakfast-breakfast, breakfast. Lunch-lunch-lunch. Lunch-lunch, lunch. Lunch, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner. Supper-supper-drinking at dinner-eating out-eating out (restaurants, canteens)-lunch box

:4. Classic joke China Renri himself

1. I bought a pot of mimosa today, so I'm not ashamed to go back and ask my boss. The boss said: Maybe you bought this basin for shame.

Second, people who love only once in their lives are superficial. They call that loyalty, and I call it habitual laziness or lack of imagination. The constancy of emotional life is just like the constancy of intellectual life, and honest and frank admits defeat.

3. What do you want to help when you go back to school? 1. A pack of homework that you haven't copied. 2. A brave heart. 3. A body that can afford to stay. 4. A fearless face. 5. Two earrings that can afford to criticize. 6. A pair of empty eyes.

:5. A complete collection of Japanese jokes

Monk: Mengxi Sheshi

The founder of Zen Court is also one of the pioneers of Japanese dry landscape gardens. Yingshan Shaojin

Zen monk. Bai Lou Huihe

Writer: Matsuo Bashō

A Nuo master in the Edo period. Duck Changming

singer Kyouka Izumi

_ Kouyiye, Natsume Soseki, Jin Guangqing,

Chuanyouqianqiu

Yumeno Kyūsaku, Seicho Matsumoto, Natsuhiko Kyougoku, Natsuo Kirino, Sakuraya Yishu, Ijuin Jing

Bamboo Forest Kenqi

: one of the pen names of Naoki 35 (laughs). Masaoka Shiki and Lin Mariko

Xuan Shi: Qingyuan Xuexin, Yi Ai, Wangyue Yuxi, Gechuan Guofang

, Geshi Beizhai,

Gu Shan Companion Water

, Sen Yuanwai, Kaii Higashiyama, Dongxue

Photographers: Araki Suiwei, Meijiadai, Iwate Hiroaki, Yukio Hatoyama. Liu Zongli

The first Japanese industrial designer, the son of Liu Zongyue. Kenya Hara

graphic designer. Issey Miyake

fashion designer Kengo Kuma

architect Gui Youmei

fashion designer historical figure: Abe Seiming

heian period Yin Yang Shi. Yuan Boya

Enigmatic's good friend (no. Ono Daofeng

heian period calligrapher. Singer: Chang Ben Qian Xiang

It is said that Komatsu Miho's original name (which has started to carry contraband) is www U-ka saegusa.

Like a little Love

Izumi Sakai; Izumi Sakai

Hibari Misora

singer and animation director: Mamoru Oshii

Jin Min

sand and snow

Kazuya Tsurumaki

Mamoru Hosoda

Gen Urobuchi

self-respect! Musician: Satoru Kosaki

Kawai Kenji

Takatsugu Muramatsu Ruocao Club

Sagisu Shirō Ryo Yoshimata Qianju Tomorrow Gate Iwasaki Tuo

Comic/Illustrator: Cang Shumei

Yoshitaka Amano

Katsura Hoshino

Setaria esculenta

Murata Lianer

Kishimel

You two are going to get married soon.

[ Laughing at Kamatani Yuhki ]

Chica Umino

6. What do Japanese people say when they eat a good meal

In many TV dramas in China, the Japanese word Missy Missy is usually understood as eating (we also talked about YooWest in the same category). But in fact, this is wrong. Now let's see how Missy uses Japanese! Why is Missy Missy eating by mistake?

In many TV dramas in China, the Japanese word Missy Missy is usually understood as eating (in the same genre, we also talked about YoWest). But in fact, this is wrong. Now let's see how Missy uses Japanese!

why did missy miss it by mistake?

Missy is considered to mean to eat, which may be related to Rice (); (I am), this is a noun, which means rice. But the correct Japanese word to eat is goHanotaberu.

So the question is, is there a word missy missy in Japanese?

the answer is: yes. Mi is a Japanese onomatopoeic word. Can be used as adverbs and three kinds of verbs. It means the sound made by crunching the floor and other objects. For example, the floor creaks when you walk.

from 21 to 21, Japanese people spoke like Shaanxi people. In the Tang Dynasty, Shaanxi dialect was the official language, and the Tang Dynasty was elegant. Don't forget, Qin Shihuang sent Xu Fu to look for the elixir of life. Most of the virgins were from Shaanxi, which led to later Japan. (Daqin is in Xianyang) So the Japanese speak like Shaanxi people.

most Japanese speak Tang dialect. At that time, the Tang Dynasty was at its peak, and Japan asked Wu Zetian to name her Japan GT. The Japanese learned the language of the Tang Dynasty and gradually combined with the local dialect to form the present Japanese dialect.