What do you think of Hulan’s talk show jokes?

The fifth season finals of "Talk Show Conference" finally came to an end. This time Hulan won the championship. It was not easy for him. He launched four attacks on the championship and always remained diligent on the stage. He sincerity, constantly surpassing himself, with constant highlights and bombings, finally won the final championship and deserved it. The rankings of the others are as follows: Niaoniao second, Maodou third, Qiu Rui fourth, Pangbo fifth, He Guangzhi was sixth, Tong Monan was seventh, and Xu Zhisheng was eighth.

Let’s enjoy the jokes about the championship!

“What about bungee jumping? I also went to the beach to look for inspiration. I originally thought that if I sat there for a day, someone would know me and look at me, but it turned out that the lifeguard at the beach kept looking at me, and he just I feel that this person is in so much pain that he wants to jump into the sea, but his cultural level is not good enough. It has been three days since I wrote this suicide note, and I haven’t finished it yet. In fact, you shouldn’t go to the beach when writing a manuscript, because not only can the sea not It provides inspiration and makes people open-minded. I was thinking about it for a day at the beach, but I couldn’t come up with the draft. I thought, what’s the point of being a king? I want to go to the sea.”

“The tide is out. Really, Dahai said that I have seen many people like you. In this place, the last person who wanted to be a king was Qi Huangong. I said, Dahai, do you know what Qi Huangong has to do with the talk show king? **The same point? They all have to rely on Guan Zhong."

"There are also some enthusiastic viewers who want to help the actors seek justice. They said online that the talk show conference will not be held next year. I thank you. This is not true. To uphold justice, this means eradicating the root cause.”

“The company also asked us how to choose between lying down and rolling. In fact, the answer is very simple. For work, I have the price of lying down and rolling. The price of the rolls depends on the company’s choice.”

“The situation is different, so if a person eats half a catty of ribs, can the situation be the same? The boss always asks me. "Can I work overtime? I said I can work overtime with this money, but I can't work."

"I don't make plans now. Planning is useless. You have to tell me in 2019." Three years later, you will record the fifth season of the talk show in Qingdao due to the epidemic, and then compete for the championship in the finals. I can’t understand a word of this sentence.”

After winning the championship, Hu Lan. He said: "It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a king. I am so happy. It is like thanking all my friends because everyone has said a lot of thanks. But it is difficult every year, but it is especially difficult this year. Without these friends, I would not be able to survive." At this time, none of us can survive this time. We will continue to create well. Thank you everyone.

"In fact, the reason why jokes can touch people's hearts is that they are down-to-earth and maintain life, and they are funny and make people happy. Do you think Hulan is worth it?