Complete works of children's joke stories

Making good use of this literary style of children's stories can not only bring endless fun to children, but also promote the development of children's reading ability, and also have a subtle effect on the cultivation of children's wisdom, personality and personal viability. The following is the complete collection of children's joke stories I compiled for you, hoping to help you!

Snail Laughter A wall blocked the way of several snails. Snails can only reach their destination if they are turned over, otherwise all previous efforts will be in vain.

The snail shouted and climbed up the wall.

Soon, a snail fell. Before long, they all fell down.

Just as the snails were panting at the foot of the wall and feeling very depressed, a snail laughed loudly.

? Have you come up with any good ideas? Tell us about it quickly! ? Asked the other snails.

? I didn't think of any good way! I thank this wall. If it is shorter, I can only look at your smug smiles and listen to your cheers after success as usual. Now, everyone can't pass, they are all losers. Isn't this a very lucky thing? Of course I want to laugh! ? Say that finish, the snail smiled again.

Snail, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly everyone laughs happily and says? Yes! Why should you be depressed if you can't pass?

An ant crawling on the wall shook his head and sighed heavily after hearing these words. Alas! Now I really understand that the snail can't climb fast not because it has no ability, but because it spends all its energy on being happy for the failure of others! ?

Children's joke story Part II: Chair Laughs Tintin, Light Light Blue and Coco are all children of Xin Wei Class in Lele Kindergarten.

One morning, the children skipped to the kindergarten as usual.

? Ho ho? The little chair lying by the door was crying softly. Who tripped me? Why don't you help me up? beep

Tintin came, heard the sound of the chair, looked at it and thought, I didn't trip you. What do I care? Cry! Cry! ? So he jumped, stepped over the chair and shouted? Good morning, teacher? , just sit in the seat and play.

Light light blue came, passed by the door, heard the crying of the chair, looked at it and thought: Why are you crying? I didn't trip you. What does it have to do with me? So he raised his feet, bypassed the chair and shouted? Good morning, teacher? , also sitting in the seat to play.

Many children came one after another, but no one helped up the small chair. They are all thinking: this is none of my business. ? I went to play by myself.

Tian Mi came and saw the small chair lying by the door crying, so he went to help it up, took a rag to the bathroom, cleaned the small chair, and gently said to the small chair, Don't cry, I'll clean it for you, okay? The little chair smiled and became good friends with Coco.

Children's joke story: sneezing that makes people laugh. The twelfth student of Forest School graduated. They want to take a picture of graduation photo?

Bears, hedgehogs, porcupines, rabbits and badgers are in the first row. Deer, monkeys, squirrels, foxes and hippos are in the second row. Little turtle sister and frog brother crouched in front.

Mr. rhinoceros, the photographer, pointed his camera at the light, and everyone was sad at the thought of leaving.

Mr. Rhino makes everyone smile, but no one can.

At this time, the bear, who has been very naughty at ordinary times, cried, Mr. Rhino, help! Please shoot! I can't help sneezing! ? Listen, everybody. I laughed with a bang.

? Click! ? Mr. rhinoceros presses the shutter.

The photos have been developed. Every face in the photo is like the funniest story, and anyone who reads it will laugh for a long time. Everyone thanked Bear for that funny sneeze.

The bear is happy. He said? My sneeze is fake! ?

Hearing this, everyone laughed more happily.

Little bear's adventures in the middle of the night: Little bear just got up and heard the quack and sat down on the ground in fear.

The bear's stomach swelled in the middle of the night. He wants to get up and pee.

Little bear just got up and heard a croak. He sat down on the ground in fear.

There is a little gray mouse squeaking on the ground, as if biting its own ass.

Looking up again, there was a shotgun on the table, facing him. The little bear was scared and hugged his head and shouted, I'm afraid, I'm afraid.

But after a long time there was no sound, the bear turned on the light quickly.

The room was lit up. It turned out that when he first got up, he kicked his toy duckling, with a barking rubber mouse sitting under his ass and a wood hunter standing on the table?

When bear came back from the toilet, he cleaned the toys on the floor and table.

Lying in bed, the bear is no longer afraid. He thought, I forgot to take my toy home to sleep. Be sure to put away your toys before going to bed in the future! ?

Children's joke story book 5: Fools catch beans There was a man in Sui Dynasty who took a cart of black beans to Beijing to sell. The man trudged along with the cart. When he reached the end of the road, he accidentally stepped on a dirt road and tripped. This is not good. The car behind him lost its balance and fell to the ground. Cars full of black beans were also poured into the water. He got up from the ground, looked at the black beans in the water and worried, when can a person catch so many beans? After thinking for a while, he decided to go home and let his family help him catch beans. So he stopped thinking about it, left the car and beans and left.

As soon as the man left, the people above him began to talk: I don't know when he will come back. It's a pity that so many beans were washed away by the water. Why don't we take them back? ? So everyone began to work together, noisily fishing for beans. In a short time, they all fished away, leaving no one behind.