A photographic script about children.

A: We have been classmates since childhood.

Yes, we were in the same class in primary school.

A: At that time, the teacher always told us to talk about ideals.

B: Yes, the teacher always asks, What do you want to be when you grow up?

My dream is to be an uncle.

B: Little boys envy * *

Through my years of hard work, my dream has been half realized. ...

B: How can it be half?

Someone calls me uncle. ...

Oh, this half. No matter how hard you try, someone will call you uncle. What's the use?

A: We have been brothers since childhood and have a common old enemy.

B: Old rivals.

A: Yes, his name is "someone else's child".

B: other people's children?

A: Yes, when I was a child, my mother said, look, how obedient other children are.

B: Yes, as soon as I failed the exam, my mother said, you see, others always take the exam 100.

A: The other child never plays games, never talks about QQ, and only studies every day.

B: This boy from other people's family is good-looking and obedient, and he has returned to the first place in his grade.

Another child has a beautiful girlfriend.

B: The children, graduate students and civil servants of this family have been admitted.

A: The monthly salary is tens of thousands.

I can cook, do housework and speak eight foreign languages.

A: Going to school and living abroad for a month is too much.

B: After talking for a long time, what does the other child look like?

A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like?

B: I haven't seen it. This is just a legend.

A: I went to college later, still in the same dormitory.

B: should I say that the relationship is so strong?

A: One day, the school square called on students to donate blood, saying that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC a watch. I think I donated 400 yuan, gave my love and wore a watch. My partner is different.

What is wrong with me?

A: My partner heard about it and ran to ask the nurse, "What is 10,000 CC?"

B: Huo, ten thousand milliliters.

The nurse said calmly, "The urn. . . "

B: even the bone marrow is gone.

A: My partner is very caring.

B: What about love? Love, I am infatuated with money.

A: On another occasion, my partner and I went to the movies to play Harry Potter.

Yes, we all like it.

When we entered the stadium, a little girl and her mother were behind us. They are small fans, wearing cloaks and playing with toy wands.

Little Harry Potter fan.

A: She raised her wand and pointed it at my partner's back: I want to turn you into an ugly person! This is also for others, and I may be angry. My partner, very measured, laughed after listening.

B: Boy, we can't be as knowledgeable as him.

A: He turned around and said, "Come to the movies, little friend." He heard a scream: Mom! Mom! The magic worked.

Oh, fuck you.

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