Ciaran De Xingflow's funny quotations

Grandpa: You're dead, you're dead, I'm dead, you're dead … Ah, I'm dead … I'm the only one at home today. What should I do? I am an old man with temperament. I should drink some tea and make a pot of tea for the old man first ... In the ten minutes of making tea, I will do an old man's fuck and dance a swan dance first. ...

(Then Bian and Han came back)

Grandpa: I was also disturbed by my exercise. You two ... Oh, fall in love!

Cold: What about summer?

Grandpa: Plus summer, love triangle!

Xia Mei: Han, I'm back. Why are you two together?

Grandpa: and you, love in the four corners! Plus a warrior Lanling, Pentagon love! ..... to negotiate outside, to fall in love, don't let me see. ...

(2)

Grandpa: Dead man, what do you drink? Why didn't I?

Dead man: I'll buy you Boba milk tea ...

Grandpa: It's Boba in the alley. I want a big one ~

(3)

Grandpa: Oh, Brother Xiong, are you going through menopause?

Brother Bear: Oh, Dad, I still have my period!

Grandpa: Your period? Where is your period?

(4)

Yu Xia: Grandpa, you still don't think it's noisy upstairs, do you? Stop knocking.

Grandpa: You have to contend with anyone, who is afraid of who.

(5)

Brother Bear: Dad, which floor are you going down to?

Grandpa: It's the third floor of the basement!

Summer: No, I'm still worried. Mom, please take it to the ancient tomb hospital, because you have a cold. I'll see who did it.

Brother Bear: If you ask me to bring cold, I'll bring cold. My mother, I'm not your courier!

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, is it useful to have so many babies? Nobody listens to you.

(6)

Grandfather refers to a chord: not only did he look mean before his death, but he will look even meaner after his death. Throw him on the floor so as not to dirty the sofa.

(7)

Grandpa: A chord is very cheap! Bitches have their own cheap tricks. What he said should be true.

Xia Mei: Grandpa! What time is it now? Where did you get the virgin?

Yu Xia: Yes! Unlike me!

Grandpa: Sorry, I am!

Yu Xia: So ...

Brother Bear: Dad!

Grandpa: Just kidding. ...

(8)

Grandpa: 1 19, hello, ambulance!

Brother Bear: Are you sick? Are you going to faint?

Grandpa: No, I still have many lines to say.

Grandpa: Hey, 1 19, come on!

Grandpa: Ah what? Where is it? My house! Where! (Phone hangs up)

(Skip some male words here ...)

Grandpa picked up the phone again: hello, 1 19, now it's two people, ah, where is what? My house! Where is it? (The phone hangs up again)

(9)

Summer: Grandpa, if you don't promise soon, the photographer and director will be moved to their knees later.

Grandpa: Well, how come ... Hey, photographer, we are acting. What are you doing here? Well, don't think I will be soft-hearted if I ask him to do so. ...

( 10)

Grandpa: You just said that beautiful women are like clouds ~

Moxibustion Lai: Master Ruyun ...

( 1 1)

Grandpa: I will change my name to shameless Xia Liu in the future. Bring my magic postscript.

Yu Xia: Grandpa … that's Xia Mei's pot cover …

Grandpa: I don't even have face for such a thing now.

( 12)

Grandpa: Think with your head. No brain uses cerebellum, and no cerebellum uses medulla oblongata. Don't bother yourself.

( 13)

Grandpa pointed to everyone: I'm cursing. Why are you sitting so comfortable?

( 14)

Grandpa: get out of the way, for shrimp, for shrimp ... why didn't the leader inform me earlier so that I could have time to get a haircut, shave, take a shower and change my tuxedo? ...

( 15)

Grandpa welcomes moxibustion dance: leader, what big and small things have brought you here, and we can't see them.

( 16)

Grandpa: Yes, you are just too nervous. Good people are rewarded. (When the dead man comes, Grandpa points to the dead man) You'd better not watch it like this. The more you watch, the worse it gets ... really, I'm going out again (walking in front of the dead) ...

( 17)

Grandpa: Don't flirt there. You think I don't know what you're thinking? From Xiamei to Warrior Lanling, I can't stand the appearance of an evil spirit. Even you are in love with this ant. Let's just say. Grandpa will also come to the underworld to get married and find a blue-faced fangs with three heads and six arms to be your mother.

Ren: Grandpa, don't do this. ...

Grandpa: Let's go!

Ren: Grandpa, my mother said she wanted to see you ~ …

( 18)

Jason scar: Do you know who I am?

Grandpa: You are so close to me, do you want to fight with me?

Jason Scar: So I can hear your voice clearly.

Grandpa pushed him away: he came to my house to flirt with me.

( 19)

Grandpa: I can't believe I haven't done anything bad in my life, and now it will be my daughter and grandson ... (watching the dead) I know, it's all for you. I just hugged you tightly! In order to protect you, I even fucked your body (coquetry) ... it's disgusting, I don't want it, I hate it! ……

(20)

(One lives in Moba, Gong Ke, Feng ghost)

Grandpa: I can't cure you anymore. I know your last name! (Speaking to the leader after posting Feng ghost's Dragon Seal) It seems that he is my grandson, and we share the same surname. ...

(2 1)

Grandfather danced with the killer: peas grinded, peas grinded, monsters grinded. ...