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Let Zhang Wei swallow beef balls raw and let Bai Jingting wash his hair with mud.

Bury Xie Tianhua alive and force Cecilia Han to drink urine.

Teacher Bei's tricks and means of playing the whole star are a must.

But such a person standing at the top of the food chain, can you imagine how many double labels he has?

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This is the most difficult and unforgettable trip of Li Yanhong's life.

Ye Bei, who is far away from home, sent him an invitation to survive in the wilderness.

After the company's risk assessment, he is advised to remain honest.

After all, if something happens to him, everyone may not eat.

However, Li Yanhong is a stubborn boy.

He replied to netizens that he enjoyed being challenged.

I like the feeling that I can't predict what will happen next minute.

Before he left, his wife and daughter rarely appeared, and warmly reminded him:

"Don't hang up, or we don't know how to spend these tens of billions."

Thick fathers and daughters is really touching.

The appearance of the president is always unexpected.

Master Li swayed from side to side on the ladder of the high helicopter.

It is not difficult to see that this is the first challenge given to him by Mr. Bei.

After all, he said it at the beginning of the program;

"Here, Li Yanhong wants to give up control and compromise with me and the wilderness."

After getting off the helicopter, Ye Bei changed hands and confiscated all Li Yanhong's equipment.

There is nothing left but clothes.

Then Mr. Bei picked up a piece of cow dung that had been dried for two weeks.

Mr. Li didn't say anything, but the employees in the company were frightened.

Don't worry, it wasn't that big at first.

I just asked manager Li to get it for me.

Soon they collected a big bag of cow dung.

Mr. Bei immediately asked Mr. Li to take off his coat as a backup tool.

Ye Bei was full of excitement when he walked towards the swamp.

Ask him if he has ever played with mud.

Mr. Li said that rich people don't play with mud.

So in order to fill this regret of General Lee.

Mr. Bei chose a difficult model for Mr. Li intimately.

He suggested that everyone climb the mountain without a coat.

Look at the temperature of ten degrees.

Li hesitated, and his movements began to grind.

Finally, the two of them were half naked in the mud, and the scene was beyond description.

Mr. Bei is also a frank person. He called Mr. Li to wipe the mud on his face.

In this way, you come and go, and Li's childhood gap is filled in an instant.

So the happy manager Li said that he was very satisfied.

Then all the dignity and face were thrown out of the cloud nine.

They ran to the dead cow.

Eating cow's meat stinks and you can't eat any more.

Looking at Li, who was too cold to eat in vain, Mr. Bei felt a little guilty.

But then he thought of a remedy.

Mr Li Can was self-sufficient and cut off yak skin to make a cowhide coat.

Because after freezing, the heat preservation time of adrenaline is only 5 minutes.

So Mr. Li must skin the cow in five minutes.

Needless to say, this finished product really has a fashionable taste.

Looking at Li's new equipment, the employees can't help talking about the quintessence of Chinese culture.

The next one is even more exciting.

They dismembered the cow.

Fat is put on the body to keep warm, and the heart is used for eating.

All the cells in Li Yanhong's body are resisting.

But I can't stand the taste of the dishes cooked by Mr. Bei.

After eating and vomiting, the two continued on their way.

At this time, an ice lake blocked their way.

Mr. Bei looked around, but there was no shortcut, so he took Mr. Li and conspired to apply tallow.

Mr. Li looked up at the finish line 1 km away and stopped fighting.

Successfully crossed the ice lake, congratulations to General Li for his successful challenge.

As a matter of fact, I think the customs clearance difficulty of this project is just a novice level for Ye Bei.

But then again, I really want to put Li Yanhong in Survival in the Wilderness.

Even the company's public relations can't pass.

So this plan is probably the largest scale that our president can accept.

In this way, we Mr. Bei have been wronged enough.

But think about it, in the things that make him more wronged, this should not be ranked.

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This is the most unforgettable and dangerous time for Mr. Bei to survive in the wild for so many years.

Of course, it is not an environment that makes men at the top of the food chain give in.

But the special guest of this issue.

This is a super heavyweight-former US President Barack Obama.

Even if Mr. Bei is fearless, he has to be a man with his tail between his legs.

If nothing else, I brought these 50 professional agents to the president.

At first, Mr. Bei was quite at ease, thinking that even if special people were treated specially, there would only be five or six followers.

However, when he showed his respect, he arrived early.

I only saw many snipers in position around the top of the mountain and helicopters buzzing overhead.

He didn't realize that this was the day when he was strangled by death.

To protect the president.

Mr. Bay chose a safer place to live in this wilderness.

First, they must go through a jungle.

Here, Ye Bei found a pinch of bear hair.

The president asked him carefully, "If we meet, can we escape it?"

Ye Bei said it was impossible, but in order to reassure snipers.

He patted his chest and promised, "What brown bear and white bear? I'll ask him to make soup for you today."

However, have a safe trip, and Mr. Bei is also strong and has nowhere to go.

It's almost time for dinner, and Mr. Bay can only promise again that he will cook a big lunch for the president.

This sentence is from the heart.

Because he was warned before.

What the president eats is subject to inspection.

So he didn't dare to mess around.

But obviously, you can see it from the president's expression.

He has some misunderstandings.

Then Bayer asked the president, "What are you most afraid of?"

At this time, the president spoke the hearts of many men:

"I'm afraid of my wife."

In this way, they talked about their family, and the two of them and the photographer walked out of the jungle easily and loosely.

Behind the jungle is an iceberg.

The president watched them melt bit by bit and couldn't help talking about the grand blueprint for the future 10.

Mr. Bei, who doesn't understand, can only be a handmaiden around him.

Finally ended this topic.

Ye Bei suggested that they take a group photo.

The president is in trouble. It's no problem to take pictures.

The problem is that I don't have a smart phone.

When his men saw it, they generously handed over their smartphones.

The result is even more embarrassing. The president hasn't learned how to take pictures yet.

After a while, the two finally took this photo of the century.

Satisfied Mr. Bay led the president to move on.

Before taking two steps, Mr. Ye said something that snipers don't like to hear:

"I used to swim naked in the water."

The president turned pale in an instant, but fortunately, Mr. Bay still had a vision.

Soothe the president's frightened little darling.

Mr. Bei decided to cook a big meal.

He built a simple stove out of stone.

Then I took out a salmon from my bag that was eaten by a bear.

Think about how much you need to make the president feel a little involved.

So I first taught the president how to make a fire.

Don't forget to kiss Bo's ass again.

It's really not Mr. Bay's style to go to all the trouble to roast fish.

After all, seriously, if the president were not here today, they would have eaten sashimi.

They all pay attention to reciprocity.

The president also decided to lend a helping hand to Mr. Bay.

He stuck two marshmallows with a stick and baked them on the fire.

After baking, wrap it in two biscuits.

Just make sandwiches and cookies like this.

Have enough to eat and drink.

While the president was drinking water, Mr. Bay told him:

"The majority of enthusiastic netizens said that they want to see you drink your own urine."

The president smiled calmly and said it was impossible.

Once Ye Bei does this, the Secret Service will help him make his bed in prison.

In fact, there is nothing to see in this issue.

Whether it's food or talk, the performance traces are too obvious.

It seems that most of them are promotional videos made by Obama to enhance the public effect.

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In addition to Obama, Baye also met a person who can't be taunted-Indian Prime Minister Modi.

He came to the show with dozens of bodyguards.

Mr. Bei knows that a little carelessness may kill him.

So in the process of waiting for Modi.

He was so nervous that he did several sets of broadcast gymnastics.

After waiting for two hours, Modi was finally late.

Mr. Bei also forgot the hand that had just caught cow dung, so he greeted him with a compliment.

After boasting, he reminded Modi that the forest was a bit dangerous.

I don't think this sentence makes Modi unhappy.

Direct refutation;

"Animals are not dangerous ~"

"We humans should live in peace with nature ~"

A smell of science and education came to my face, but Mr. Bei did not dare to expect it.

You can only say yes, yes, you are right.

But in fact, this is a great panic.

Feelings you have bodyguards, you are lofty, and you want to see me die.

They talked a lot as they walked.

Listening to Modi's inspirational struggle history, Mr. Bei didn't dare to interrupt.

You can only nod your head like a pile driver.

He didn't want to interrupt.

Helpless, this shit is really too big.

It's really hard for him to keep his concentration.

In order to ease the embarrassment and make yourself look less strange.

Beye told Modi that he was not a pervert.

It's just that this manure can be used as fertilizer and repel mosquitoes.

Even in the case of water shortage, it can also be used as a water source.

Modi looked at the feces and remembered Ba Ye's brave move.

He started the conversation with an awkward smile.

During the conversation, the two went to the shelter of the Bengal tiger.

Mr. Bei suggested making a weapon.

After all, no one wants to face a tiger unarmed.

He made a spear from a branch, a knife and a thick rope.

At this moment, the sniper's hand with a gun can even move.

Mr. Ye hurriedly promised:

"My task is to keep you alive."

But obviously Modi didn't trust him.

Because he said:

"God will bless us all."

You don't kill people because you have faith.

Bayeux looked at the spear and was dumbfounded.

He knew that once he took the spear, it was a question whether he could survive the next second.

Fortunately, Modi didn't want to die.

Just offered to hold it for Mr. Bay first.

They walked through the forest to the river.

Mr. Bei took out a reed boat made a day in advance.

Modi is also welcome, and his ass accounts for more than half of the boat.

Mr. Bei didn't dare to say a word, just drifting in the river.

Casually also served as a paddle, pushing the boat forward with the lower body.

Hardly had I left when it began to thunder and rain.

Ye Bei admitted that he was a little flustered.

But he dare not slack off.

After all, something happened to Modi, and he lost more than he gained.

After Mr. Bei's unremitting persistence.

The two men finally swam to the shore.

Modi, who is sitting on the shore and resting, said that it is really easy to survive in this wilderness.

Not only Kitano can't refute it.

I have to help Modi get dressed and warm with a kind smile.

Finally, because Modi has bones, he can't stand the ravages of intestines.

Therefore, this most classic eating session is also exempted.

So their "journey of survival" ended.

In contrast, when Li Yanhong saw this scene, he was afraid that he would cry directly.

It turns out that money is not very attractive.

Only power can make this man standing at the top of the food chain gentle and lovely.