Looking for a soldier brother as a boyfriend? Look at these occupational diseases first. Can you stand them?

Many girls have a dream about "soldier brother" and want to find a soldier brother as a boyfriend. I happen to have one at home. In the morning, I saw an interactive topic "Hey! Bing Ge's occupational disease has been committed again. " Well, I feel the same way! These "diseases" are all from my brother.

Dong: Where I live, I took off my coat. In less than 30 seconds, he will immediately pick it up, fold it up or hang it. I get up in the morning to wash and make up. When I put my front foot out of his back foot, I put everything in neatly, even the folds of the curtains should be symmetrical. I once suspected that he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I love pulling weeds: I always like to swing my arms greatly when I walk, and I walk like a fool like you.

Liu Fengjun People's Liberation Army: The most direct occupational disease is to answer loudly. It took me six months to correct it.

Aiko: Although I won't let you lose weight, you should exercise and increase your resistance through proper running. It is not easy to get sick when you are old. Early to bed and early to rise form good living habits. ......

Yo yo yo: My soldier brother has no other occupational diseases except folding rags into tofu.

Smile: Every time I see a plane flying in the sky, I want to know what model it is.

Just bang ~: I sent him a neat photo of my home, and he can find many problems.

Cats. If you don't agree with a word, go to education. As long as your mind does not decline, the solution is always more difficult than it is.

Ren Xiaojun: Just give me a lesson on thinking and speaking every day.

The most beautiful time to meet you: his occupational disease is that the cups and shoes at home are all on the same line, and I was shocked.

Kelly: At home, your clothes are untidy and well ironed. Why are your quilts so folded? I really don't want him to go on holiday. ...

Qingqingzi Tiao: Before going to bed at night, you must tidy up the bed, even some wrinkles, so that you can sleep well, otherwise you can't sleep!

Hey! Pig head: Eat with him. I dropped my porridge and he wiped the table.

Plum: When shooting the wedding dress, the photographer asked Brother Bing to squat down and tie his shoelaces. Then he looked back at the photo and found that even if Brother Bing squatted down, his back was a straight line. Another time, Brother Bing watched TV with his family, and the heroine pointed a gun at the hero, feeling that the plot was about to reach its climax. As a result, Brother Bing suddenly said, No, this gun is not loaded. . . . . . . .

Zijin Xuanxuan: There is nothing wrong with my family, that is, I am always accused of being a bourgeois lady and exploiting him.

Mantianxing: I took the high-speed train together a few days ago and watched the number G24 of the high-speed train. He read G24.

Angel: My soldier brother is a living map. I was deceived as soon as I went out. I remember the first time I took him back to my hometown, and I lost myself. But my soldier brother remembered the characteristics of the surrounding buildings and felt that he had brought me back to my hometown.

It turns out that this is really the "common problem" of Brother Bing. Doesn't it look interesting? However, if you live with such a soldier brother, you will laugh and cry. Come on, recreate the scene.

Act I: The house must be clean and tidy!

Every time Brother Bing comes back, I will be "reprimanded" by him: you have made such a mess at home in just two days? Look at so much hair on the ground; Look, you bent the sheets, but they are bent again. There is oil all over the kitchen floor. Can you wipe it later? ...

He never stops, and his clean and tidy home in my eyes becomes unsightly in his eyes. Who will lie on the ground and count their hair every day? I have long hair and a lot of hair. Should I throw one and pick up another? Are your eyes only fixed on the hair on the ground? I laid the sheets. Isn't it flat? Isn't it normal to have a little oil on the kitchen floor?

This kind of drama will be repeated every time he goes home. After the performance, he began to clean. He brought home the fine style he developed in the army.

Guess what was the last thing he did before he left home? I guess you can't guess, hehe, picking up hair on the ground. Every time before going out, he would stand at the door and look around the ground, just like reviewing soldiers to see if there was any hair. I don't understand why his eyes are so fierce that even the hair in the distance can't escape his eyes. If you have hair, even if you have put on your shoes, take it off and pick it up. Sometimes it really makes me angry. What can I do with one hair? Even if you are in a hurry, he doesn't care. This hair needs to be picked.

Act II: Everything at home should be "lined up"

The oil bottles, soy sauce bottles and vinegar bottles in my house are arranged neatly according to the size, and no one can stand askew. You can put some pairs of shoes at the door. You are not afraid of too much. You are afraid that the team will be untidy and form a straight line. Anything slightly out of alignment must be screwed back. Kettles, cups and even snacks on the coffee table have different specifications and shapes, but there are always rules to follow, and they should be arranged in a row. Don't mention the books in the bookcase, arrange them by category, height and even color. ...

He often moves my things away and puts them away on the grounds that "it shouldn't be there", so I can't find it. Where I put it is convenient for me, and where he puts it is not important. It's important to take your positions.

Besides, he can really fold all the rags into tofu blocks. Once, he cleaned the kitchen and dragged me to find the bright spot inside. I convinced him at first sight of the lovely rag.

Act III: Arrive!

The first time I took him back to his hometown, before dinner, my father called him to come and move the table together. He had just called out his name when he heard "Here we are!" It really scared me. His arrival amused everyone. I said, "What are you nervous about?" He smiled and said, "I'm used to it." His "arrival" has always made my parents feel that he is very stiff in my house and can't let go, for fear that he is not used to it. But in the future, I like to tease him deliberately, call his name and listen to his answer "here".

Act IV: You really have to make the bed before you go to bed.

Brother Bing usually goes home at night and is very tired after cleaning, but he still has to carry all the quilts to the living room, sweep the sheets clean and tidy, and then spread the quilts. I said I would go to bed soon, and then I broke it. Do you have to go to all this trouble? He said, yes, it looks uncomfortable. Well, I have nothing to say. In his place, watching in bed is more important than sleeping. ...

Act V: "Don't talk about me!"

He's really afraid of people talking about him, although sometimes your words are not talking about him at all, but a good reminder that he will think you are talking about him. Maybe it's the environment He has developed the habit of thinking that most of what others say is criticism except orders.

Act VI: Too nagging

You think the brothers of soldiers are very capable and simple, don't you? That's just imagination, and their "nagging magic" is also great. For example, when he called you and heard you say he was cooking, he began to nag. When he finishes, turn off the water, don't forget to turn off the gas, and use electricity carefully ... before you go out, he will call you to tell you this again.

Act VII: Force people to exercise.

We had a lot of quarrels about it. It's not that I don't exercise, but that he keeps an eye on it too closely. Before leaving work, his phone came. "Going to exercise, running and exercising after work are the best beauty products ..." I'm busy at work, and it's really annoying to hear that. I am an adult. I have a job and my own arrangements. I will exercise according to myself. It is good to advise others to exercise, but too strong advice becomes coercion. I'm angry, but I know he's doing me good. I can't be angry. You said crazy, don't be crazy!

Act VIII: Too homesick

One night, we passed a KTV, and he suddenly said, "You said that most people are not at home at night. I really don't understand. We can't go home if we want to go home, and there is nothing like home. " I asked casually, "Are all soldiers homesick?" He said, "I think so, because there is too little time to stay at home." Married to a soldier, I really don't have to worry about him going out to pick up girls. As long as I have time, he will stick to you, even if it's just watching TV and cooking at home.

I listed my brother's "eight sins". In the end, I couldn't tell whether to praise me or spit on me.