The best funny copy

1. The wolf broke into the sheepfold and shouted happily, "It's all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... "Then I fell asleep.

2. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will also ... "I will score according to the difficulty coefficient of your movements before entering the water and the size of the splash after entering the water."

3. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

4. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head. Haha, who am I? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are unhappy, but you have to be together.

I remember my mother said that there was a man in the village next door who couldn't help himself. After drinking pesticides, he ran excitedly in the village and finally got over it. Then my mother said, no wonder the insects didn't die after playing pesticide for two years, and they were still very happy. This TM is a stimulant! Unscrupulous businessman ...

If you ignore me again, my little wings will take me away.

8. Work in the morning. The female supervisor suddenly leaned in and whispered: other men stink, you are different ... my heart is pounding: yes, I take a bath every day! She turned sunny to cloudy: How many plasters did you TM put on? My nose is allergic these two days, so roll as far as you can. ...

I've never seen anyone thicker than a city wall like you. I am eight feet away from you, and my face is playing here.

10. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" "I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip."

1 1. My cousin has long curly hair. It looks big when it explodes like the Golden Lion King. The guys who bought and sold vegetables that day called her fat aunt! Cousin was so angry that she cut her hair short that day! The next day, the guy selling vegetables said to his cousin, Uncle Fat, it's not that I'm talkative. You married a fat aunt yesterday. ...

Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

13. downstairs in the community, I doodled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."

14. A female classmate in high school is very scared. In order to hit her, I asked her, do you know why boys have better predictive ability than girls? /kloc-It was 0/0 years before I knew the child's surname was Li. Do you know your child's surname in 10 years? She said simply, also surnamed Li ... The students cheered, and I understood what she meant. Looking back at her, it was the gentleness of bowing her head, like the shyness of hibiscus ... 10 years later, she became my stepmother, and I was still single dog!

Attendant: "Glad to serve you". Me: "You are happy too early".

15. Every time I go to eat casserole, there will be two quail eggs under the vermicelli. I went to eat for a long time today, but I was in a hurry to say, where are my eggs? Where are my two eggs? ..... I heard a burst of laughter, I suddenly feel uncomfortable, because I am a sister, sister!

17. Waiting at the bus stop, my son said he was thirsty. I said I was waiting and trotted to buy coke. When I came back, my son was gone, so I was anxious to find him quickly. As a result, a child sitting next to me said to me, uncle, is your son wearing the same yellow clothes as me? I said yes. Did you see where he went? The child said bitterly: The bus came just now. My dad picked up your son and got in the car, leaving me here. ...

18. Recently, I have always received advertising calls from communication companies. Today, I received it again. "Hello, are you the owner of xxx?" I replied directly: "No, I just stole this phone!" The other party was silent for a while, and then hung up.

19. Once I went to class, I passed by the overpass and saw a beautiful senior in a stall. The senior left in low-cut clothes, and many people just took a look at the booth. I squatted down beside my senior and whispered to her, Senior, you are gone. The senior raised his head and looked at me with big sparkling eyes: silly brother, business is not good these days! If my sister doesn't leave, they will. ...

20. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others. 2 1. After the New Year, my wife and I set off for work in the city. My mother packed me a big bag of food, and pork ribs and elbows were packed in three big bags! Daughter-in-law glanced at her mother's white hair and told her that it was not easy to raise pigs. Why don't you keep it for yourself? Mom said to her daughter-in-law, hey, all the pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years have gone with you. This meat is not bad. ...

22. We are good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand, but wait until I finish laughing.

23. When I was a child, when I came home from school, I saw my parents quarreling, my mother cried very sadly, my father smoked in depression, and the atmosphere in the room plummeted ... What can we do for such a big child? To calm mom down? Or to convince dad? I didn't do anything. I just changed the math paper from 97 to 37 and asked them to sign it ... as a result, they beat me up together and I was educated for several hours. Now they are reconciled. ...

24. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.