Please help me brag.

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There is a girl growing up next door.

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LZ wants to brag, hype and hook up with girls. This novel has methods and examples, which are very detailed. . . .

The following excerpt is what I found _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(It's a long story. If you can't understand this clip, just skip it. I just want to share it.

On the fourteenth day, the big lady cried with anger.

When LAM Raymond ran to the Tian Li Building, it was already past ten o'clock. Today is the day when he goes to work, which is one hour later than the reporting time stipulated in the report.

Take the elevator to 19 floor, and just step into the office building of Triumph Catering Entertainment Company, a beautiful figure comes running in a hurry. I learned that this beautiful woman was Han Xu, who was in charge of recruitment in the talent market last time.

"Come, why are you here? An hour late. I thought you weren't coming. Come, come with me, the training has begun. " Xu Han said as he followed him across the corridor.

"I'm sorry, Xu Jie. There was a terrible traffic jam today. It won't happen next time-training? Still need training? " Come to Xu side smile apologetically. I didn't expect the beautiful woman who recruited herself last time to remember herself. It seems that the level of flattery was quite high that day, and the efficacy has not passed for so many days.

"Well, there is no next time. Being late for work on the first day, the manager has a bad impression on you, and it is difficult to correct it in the future. Yes, of course you need training. Otherwise, do you know all the basic etiquette Do you think the waiter is so good? "

Said the two men came to the door of a large conference room, Han Xu pointed to the inside, and said to the bearer, "go in yourself. Just say you're new here. I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I still have a lot of things to deal with. " Sign me over and leave in a hurry.

I stood at the door and listened for a while, but I could only hear someone talking inside, but I couldn't hear clearly.

Gently pushed open the door, and the big conference room was full of people. Seeing someone come in, everyone turned to look at him. On the platform stood a girl in a white professional suit with a brush in her hand. She seems to be a training teacher. She came to the podium with an apologetic smile, and then walked to the chair in the corner.

"Stop." The woman on the platform shouted.

"Uh-"Come has come to the chair, so a shout by the teacher, neither standing nor sitting.

"Who are you?"

"I'm LAM Raymond."

"I asked you what you do?"

"I am here for training."

"Are you a new employee?"

"You are so talented, you guessed it." Come jokingly said. The whole conference room was amused by his words.

The training teacher blushed and stared at LAM Raymond, almost breathing fire. "Do you think you are humorous?"

"Everyone's laughter has indirectly answered your question." Come arch hand replied.

The training teacher took a few deep breaths and forced back his anger: "You are one hour and three minutes late, give me a reason."

"Traffic jam."

"This reason is too common."

"Have loose bowels."

"I see you are beaming now, not like a stomach upset. This reason is obviously false, I don't accept it. I tell you, I can allow employees to be late, but I won't allow employees to cheat. Give you one last chance. "

Lin Feng waved to the training teacher, put her head to her ear and whispered, "My period is coming."

The training teacher's beautiful eyebrows shook violently a few times, bulging her cheeks and breathing a sigh of relief. Smile and say "get out!"

"What do you mean? My English is not good, otherwise I wouldn't be a waiter. " Come and ask blankly.

"Get out, you're fired." The voice of the training teacher can't help but increase by eight degrees. It's hard to talk to this idiot without getting angry.

"Oh, I see, I wish I could speak Chinese. What English can you speak? What a bother-why did you fire me? You are just a coach. Like me, we are all just working. "

"If the chairman of this company is my father? Do I have this right? "

I came for a while and burst out laughing. "Well, good. I decided to stay in this company. I admire your professionalism and work attitude. Hello, miss, let me introduce myself formally. My name is LAM Raymond, Lin of Woods, Feng of Maple Leaf. Is a new employee of your company. Actually, I went downstairs at nine o'clock this morning, deliberately so late just to test your endurance. As you know, we are in the service industry, and we will meet all kinds of guests at work, so every colleague should know how to improvise-that's just a test. "

"But I decided not to let you work in this company."

"Young lady, you disappoint me. Your calm response and open-mindedness in front of you made me give you ninety-nine points, and now your stingy revenge has made your image in my mind plummet. Now there are only fifty-nine points. "

"I don't care about falling to zero."

"I care, I can't watch a beautiful woman become a haggle over every ounce bitch-well, I'll tell you the truth about why I'm late. I am a single-parent family, my father died young, and my mother and I lived alone. My family is poor and I have no money to study, so I have to work during the day and find time to read at night. I was a little excited when I thought of returning home in triumph yesterday. I borrowed a book about hotel service etiquette, and I want to know it first. At that time, I didn't expect to have professional training before I took up my post-I didn't expect to go to bed at midnight after three in the morning. I got up late today. When I came, I saw you training what I saw last night. I felt a little guilty about doing nothing, so I deliberately made up several reasons-I'm sorry for your injury. I really need this job. I hope you can give me a chance. " Come with a sad face and bow slightly to the training teacher.

"Did you really watch the service etiquette training last night?"

"Don't believe you test me."

"okay. How many kinds of five-star bows and bow ceremonies are there? How to use it? "

"15 degrees, 45 degrees, 90 degrees. 15 degrees is used two meters away from the customer. 45 degrees is used for customers between 1.5m and 2m. The 90-degree gift is used for customers between 75 cm and1m. "

The trainer nodded slightly. "What is the standard posture of food delivery?"

Let's make a standard posture.

"Well, good. I'll give you another chance. Be more serious about working hours in the future, and don't be so bad. " The training teacher patted LAM Raymond on the shoulder with a smile.

"yes. In the future, I will only work hard. "

"That don't have to. You can't be a fool if you don't talk. "

"But you were angry when I told you."

"Nothing, just say what you want, I'm not that stingy."

"So I really said it?"

"Come on, a big man, don't be such a pussy."

"The zipper at the back of your skirt is open."

The first volume Ambiguous Section 15 The most fashionable waiter

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Section 15, the most fashionable waiter

"Brother Feng, Miss Chen in Box 3 is looking for you."

"What wine did she order?"

"Phoenix and Rose"

"If it's less than 5,000 yuan, don't go."

"The elder brother of the peak, Mrs. Li brought some friends to come over and ordered more than ten thousand wines. I want to invite you over. "

"Don't go. She has a body odor and always likes to stick to me. "

"Brother Feng, Mrs. Zhao in box 1 bid 1 10,000 yuan an hour. Go and talk."

"Depend, when I am a cow? Tell her I only sell alcohol, not sex-wait, ask her if 10 thousand is cash or check. " ——

After a short training in the headquarters, LAM Raymond was assigned as a waiter in this bar named "Roar Bar" under the fraud of Triumph Company. Just a few days after he arrived, he won the favor of customers with his handsome appearance and humorous eloquence, especially some young women and your wife. Seeing him is like a fly seeing honey, regardless of its body, it pounces on each other.

They are lonely women. I chose money at the beginning and neglected love. It is understandable to use money to find some happiness now.

Come pushed open the door of box 1 and a meatball came at him. "Feng, you're here. I miss you so much. "

To fight back nausea, took Mrs. Zhao's chubby little hand and looked it up and down, somberly. "Xiao Gan, I am very angry."

"Feng, what's the matter? Did I make you angry? Sorry, I was wrong. Why don't I buy a dozen more gold bars? Put it on your account. " The woman said anxiously.

"Small qian, what do you take me for? I came to see you because I miss you, not to sell you wine-by the way, the bar recently produced several bottles of French Maisken winery 136 red wine. Can I buy you a drink? "

"No, Feng, let me treat you-waiter, open a bottle of that 136 red wine-Feng, why are you unhappy? Tell me. Did someone bully you? "

"Small qian, I am angry not because of my problem. But because of you. Look at this-"Lin Feng raised the woman's chubby hand and said angrily," I haven't seen you for days. You are too thin. How can you not take care of yourself? What a worrying child. "

"5555-Feng, you are so kind to me-I grew up so big that no one ever cared about me so much. They all thought I was fat and didn't like me-even my husband married me because he took a fancy to my family's money-5555-"The woman hugged LAM Raymond and burst into tears.

"Small qian, how can you think so? You are fat here and fat there, and this is-fullness. Look at those women outside, which one is as big as your chest-how lucky that man is to marry you, what's to complain about? "Come and clap a woman's back comfort.

"5555-Feng, only you think so-they don't think so-"

"How did that happen? Xiao Gan, do you know Yang Guifei? Is a beautiful closed month-"

"yes. Isn't she ashamed of flowers? "

"Well, she closed the month first, and then she was ashamed of flowers. It's her anyway. She is fat and much heavier than Xiao Gan, but she is still the emperor's favorite concubine. There is a poem that describes her like this-there are beautiful women in the north, living in deep valleys, caring about the city and then caring about the countryside-at that time, everyone thought that being fat was beauty. If Xiao Gan was born in the Tang Dynasty, she would have charmed millions of men. "

"I'm not going to the Tang Dynasty. If I go, I won't see a Feng. "

"Well, too. If you pass, I will be sad for life. "

"Feng, I suddenly had an idea." Mrs. Li threw herself in the arms of come JiaoSheng said.

"What idea?"

"People-people want to have a baby for you."

"Er-Xiao Qian, if I met you a few years ago, I would try my best and pursue you no matter how hard it is. But now-alas, this is our destiny. You are a woman. You are a man with a husband and can only have children with him. " Come with a sad face, drinking the best red wine just sent by the waiter.

"Feng, my husband and I can't have children. Not until he moved twice. I want to have children with you-then we will get married. "

"well. We should think about this problem carefully-Xiao Gan, please sit down for a while and I'll go out and have a look. "

"Is surnamed li looking for you again? This fox is fighting for a man with my mother again. I will slap her well in the future-Feng, stay with me again. "

"I'm in a hurry and will be back soon. Baby, be good. Come on, give me a kiss. Hmm. " Somebody pull the door and breathe out. It is true that the woman in the bar is a tiger.

The dj outside is playing a song, the music is roaring and the eardrum hurts. Lin Fenggang walked into the hall when a beautiful woman waved to him. Come with a wry smile.

"Sister Han, how do you have time to come over-hello, Miss Li." Come and greet two women with a smile.

Miss Li is the training teacher who was molested and cried by LAM Raymond last time. She is Li Xuan, the daughter of Li Chaoyang, chairman of Triumph Group. Someone greeted her, but she didn't answer with a snort of cold, obviously still angry with him.

"Ha ha, we both have nothing to do after work, just come and sit. LAM Raymond, how are you getting along here? " Xu asked with a smile.

"Thank you for your concern. I'm fine here. I will definitely work hard to repay the care and care of Miss Li and Sister Xu. what would you like to drink? It's my treat today. " It is not entirely untrue, and he is really grateful to Han Xu. She has been taking good care of herself since she cheated a poor life story to gain sympathy. Come and see him often if you have nothing to do. As for Li Xuan-that's just flattery. She took good care of herself there, but fortunately she didn't cut it with a knife.

"Ha ha, good. I was waiting for you to say that. LAM Raymond, I heard that you are very popular here. " Han stared at come with a sly smile. It looks so cute.

"So-so. As you know, being handsome is always in trouble-a beautiful woman like Xu Jie always has a group of followers. "

Han Xu giggled. "This guy, you have a sweet mouth. No wonder the employees in the store call you the king of sales. I heard that your sales account for 30% of the total sales in the store? "

"Flattery." Li Xuan disdain pie pie.

Come was about to fight back when a waiter rushed over. "Maple elder brother, hurry up. Something happened. "