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Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but single pigs will not. Single pigs can drink two cups by themselves.

Give me three years, and I will make him kneel in front of me. In fact, handsome guys will be tired of aesthetics if they watch too much. I think as long as I improve myself, I should challenge the limit. No excuses, no lies, no promises. I am good at provoking people, distancing myself and cutting off interpersonal relationships.

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid and enjoy another bottle. Time is like cleavage, with some squeezing, but as long as you lie down, it's gone.