The classic quotations in Romance of the Three Kingdoms,

1 generous in appearance, taboo in heart, suspicious of anyone's heart. It is fair and open and suitable for talents. This degree will win. If you procrastinate and make fewer decisions, you will lose the opportunity, and you will be able to break major events and fail to cope well. This will also win. Salt royal army lenient, laws are not established, foot soldiers are few, in fact, it is difficult to use, public law is clear, rewards and punishments must be done, foot soldiers are few, all fight for death, this Vu Thang also. Shao relies on the resources of the world, calmly embellishing wisdom and collecting reputation. Therefore, there are not many scholars who can ask more questions, and the public is even good to others. Sincerity is not for vanity, they are frugal, but they are not stingy with those who have made meritorious deeds. Therefore, the loyal and effective people in the world are salty, and this is also a victory ("Yu Xun Chuan")

As far as I know, Shao is a man with great ambition but little wisdom, strong color and weak courage, weak strength while avoiding grams, numerous soldiers and unknown plans, arrogant and different government decrees. Although he is vast and rich in food, he is enough to serve me (Emperor Wu Ji)

3 win Shao, bravely win Shao, choose people to win Shao, and win Shao. There are four wins and six months of uncertainty, but Gu Wanquan is also the reason. Opportunity must be decided, and it can be decided in an instant (Biography of Jia Xu)

Ten classic quotations from the Three Kingdoms ~ ~TOP 10

Tenth place: Lyu3 bu4 in the crowd and Red Rabbit in the horse pile.

A total of eight words praised two things, showing the whispering meaning of Spring and Autumn brushwork. And catchy, suitable for women and children. Later, although Guan Yu also got the red hare, he didn't hear others say so. It is estimated that the author must be a fan of Lu, otherwise it would not be so disgusting. Sensitivity index: 5.5

Ninth place: "Ma Wuchang has the best white eyebrows."

Ma Lao's five sons only know Ma Liang and Ma Su. Ma Liang is really talented. He has made a lot of efforts to make Liu Bei sit still. Unfortunately, he died earlier. Although Ma Su had a high IQ, he was once appreciated by Zhuge Liang. Unfortunately, he took a wrong step and lost his street kiosk. Therefore, when people read this sentence, one lamented that Ma Liang died young, and the other lamented that Ma Su was clever and confused at the moment. Sensitivity index: 6

Eighth place: "Do your best until you die."

Some people say that The Last Teacher was not written by Zhuge Liang. No matter who wrote it first, the phrase "Do your best until you die" here is a true portrayal of Zhuge Liang, and it is also the best expression of Zhuge Liang's mood when he was unable to return to heaven in his last six years, and it has also become a common saying of modern people. Sensitivity index: 6.5

Seventh place: "If you were born in, why were you born in Liang?"

In romance, Zhou Yu is synonymous with narrow-mindedness and never giving up. Only when he is terminally ill and dying will he send out such feelings from his mouth and heart. It's just that this sentence is too self-abased, which has become Zhuge Zhi's ambition and ruined his prestige. The images of these two people have been formed in people's minds. Sensitivity index: 7

Sixth place: "Zilong is bold!"

This is the comment that Zhao Yun's fans enjoy most, because Zhao Yun is not the object that the author focuses on in romance novels. However, because every time he appeared, he was heroic and invincible, so he was certainly happy to be affirmed by his master. However, it can also be seen that Liu Bei has no ability to recognize people: Zhao Yun has been with himself for so many years before he knows his courage. At ordinary times, he only gives him some chores to transport grain and grass, clean the battlefield and protect his family. Really a hero. Sensitivity index: 7.5

Fifth place: "Long Fu and Feng Xiao win one, which can protect the world."

Si Mahui has always been optimistic about Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, and once compared Zhuge Liang to Jiang Shang and Sean, so it's not surprising that this came out of his mouth. The two of them also have some skills, so it is not an exaggeration to say so. Strangely, Liu Bei has both, but he can't settle down, which makes people think deeply. Sensitivity index: 8

Fourth place: "Internal affairs ask Zhang Zhao, and diplomacy asks Zhou Yu."

When Sun Ce was in power, he was often domineering and lacked strategy. Unexpectedly, he still has some ability to know people. The former trusted Taishi Ci to return to the city and have all the people, but he left such advice to Sun Quan when he died, and he deeply saw their style of doing things. The facts also verified his accuracy. Zhang Zhao advocated surrendering to Cao Cao when he was in charge of foreign affairs; Zhou Yu married Sun Quan's sister to Liu Bei in a muddle when he was in charge. But when they go their own way, they do almost perfectly. Sensitivity index: 8.5

Third place: "Children should be like Sun Zhongmou."

When I was a child, I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence. Is it praising Sun Quan or scolding Sun Quan? I didn't know until I was older that Cao Cao was actually the same generation as Sun Quan's father Sun Jian, so there was nothing wrong with it. In addition, Cao Cao's main meaning is to boast that Sun Quan can keep his father's inheritance, which is different from those black sheep of Yuan Shao and Liu Biao. No wonder Xin Qiji worships Sun Quan very much and quoted this sentence in his own words. Sensitivity index: 9

Second place: "The only heroes in the world are the monarch and Cao Er!"

Personally, I think this sentence is the most incisive of all the words that Cao Cao said. No wonder Liu Bei scared off the spoon and even made a cold war in heaven, thinking that the cat was leaked. Actually, that's what Cao Cao said, just to test it. Later, he was fooled by Liu Bei and denied the most correct sentence he said. Sensitivity index: 9.5

First place: "A capable minister in charge of the world, a traitor in troubled times"

This sentence not only defined Cao Cao's life, but also revealed Cao Cao's ability. He is the minister of governing the country and keeping the country safe, and the military leader who dominates one side in troubled times. The reason why Cao Cao's face lit up was that he didn't say that he could be an emperor, and he didn't want to be an emperor, becoming people like Rainbow Mang and Dong Zhuo in history books. Sharpness index: 10

A few more!

Xiahou Dun scold zhaoyun that sentence.

You follow Liu Bei like a lonely soul with ghost ears!

Mr. Shuijing: Man proposes, God disposes, and you can't force others to do it.

Cao Cao said to Guan Gong, "Hebei people are really amazing!" Guan Gong said, "In my opinion, this is like the ears of a local dog!" Cao Cao pointed again, "Under the cover, embroidered robe and golden armor, and the knife holder is Yan Liang." Guan Yu lifted up his eyes and said to Cao Cao, "I see Yan Liang as a poster!" "

Cao Cao: I would rather teach me to be negative to the whole world than to teach the whole world to be negative to me!

Taishi Ci: A gentleman was born in troubled times. Died in battle, Marco came back from burial! (I don't remember the original text, it probably means this)

Xian Di: Who dares to kill me?

Si Mazhao: Dad, guess the little emperor of Cao Rui ... (The line in the TV series, but this sentence is cruel! )

Zhuge Liang: Everything is ...

Fu Tong: I am a general of the Han Dynasty. How can I subdue the dog of Wu?

Wu Zhi: If you worry about me, you will lose face. If you lose face, I will die!

Zhou Yu: Since Yu was born, He Shengliang!

Zhang Fei: I'm Zhang Yide, Yan. Who dares to fight to the death with me? ..... To fight or not to fight, to retreat or not to retreat, but why?

Yang Ling: Red-faced thief! I don't mean to belittle Guan Yu, but this title is really ...

When Sun Ce died, he said something to Sun Quan ~ ~ Ask Zhang Zhao about his internal affairs ~ Ask Zhou Yu about his diplomacy ~

Mr. Water Mirror said ~ Long Fu Feng Xiao! One can secure the world ~ and "although Kong Ming is better than his teacher, his ambition is not ..."

Before he died, Liu Bei said ~ ~ Birds must die! Its voice is also sad! People will die! His handwriting is also good ~

Meng Zhang Fei hit Chao: "You know Yan Zhang Fei! -this sentence works for Cao Cao's army!

But ... . Ma Chao replied: my family has been a prince for generations, and I don't know the villagers in the countryside!

Zhang Feihuan eyes suddenly and violently stare, *&*% $&%$&%! ! ! ! ! !

Cao Cao said, "Do you know the change of dragons?" Liu Bei said, "I don't know the details." Cao Cao said, "Dragons can be big or small, they can be raised or hidden; It's cloudy and foggy when it's big, and it's hidden when it's small; Rise and fly in the universe, hide and lurk in the waves. This spring is deep, dragons change with time, Jews succeed and travel all over the world. The dragon is a thing, comparable to the hero in the world. Liu Bei has been traveling around the world for a long time. He must know the contemporary heroes. Please try to point it out. " Liu Bei said, "Let the naked eye know the hero?" Cao Cao said, "Don't be too modest." Liu Bei said, "If you are ready for grace, you can serve in the imperial court. Heroes in the world are really nameless. " Cao Cao said, "I don't know his face, but I also know his name." Liu Bei said, "Yuan Shu in Huainan is a hero because he has enough soldiers and food." Cao Cao laughed and said, "I will catch the dead bones in the grave sooner or later!" " Liu Bei said: "Yuan Shao, Hebei Province, has four generations and three publics, and there are many old officials;" Now that the tiger lives in Jizhou, there are more men who can do things. Can they be heroes? " Cao Cao laughed and said, "Yuan Shao is greedy, timid and good at making decisions. Do great things and cherish your health, but forget your life when you see Xiao Li: you are not a hero. Liu Bei said, "There was a man named Bajun who made a great impact on Kyushu. Is Liu Canjing a hero? Cao Cao said, "Liu Biao is a phantom, but he is not a hero. Liu Bei said: "There is a person with strong blood. Is Sun Bofu, the leader of Jiangdong, a hero?" Cao Cao said, "Sun Ce is not a hero in the name of his father." Liu Bei said, "Liu Yuji, from Yizhou, is she a hero?" Cao Cao said, "Although Liu Zhang is an imperial clan, he is a dog's ear. How can he be a hero Liu Bei said, "What about Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu and Han Sui?" ? Cao Cao clapped his hands and laughed and said, "What a pity!" Liu Bei said, "I really don't know anything else. "Cao Cao said," People who are heroes have ambition, good strategies, the opportunity to hide the universe, and the ambition to call the wind and rain. " Liu Bei said, "Who could it be?" Cao Cao pointed to Liu Bei and pointed to himself, saying, "Only the monarch and Cao Er are heroes in the world today!" Liu Bei was taken aback, and the spoon in his hand fell to the ground. It rained and thundered. Liu Bei calmly lowered his head and said, "The power of the earthquake is even here." Cao Cao laughed and said, "Is the husband also afraid of thunder?" Liu Bei said, "A saint will change at lightning speed, so he is not afraid. "

Lu Bu said: Measure this mouse. That's enough. 18 road princes. Cloth regards it as dirt. A gentleman was born between heaven and earth. How can he stay here for a long time? I can't marry you in my life. Not a hero. My horses are all over the world. Who am I afraid of? ....

Buyi said Zhong Ying said: My father was wrong, and the governors outside the customs regarded him as dirt. My son wants to raise a tiger prison teacher, beheaded and hung in the east gate! ! !

Zhuo Xi said, "I have to wait first ~ what are you afraid of?" "

Who dares to kill me-Wei Yan

Xia Houdun: "The blood of the father and mother should not be abandoned."

Liu Chan: I'm happy here, but I don't want to be comfortable.

Children should be like Sun Zhongmou, the son of Liu Jingsheng, and dogs should fight-the original words of Cao Cao in the romance

Soldiers don't panic at night, and they will change if they don't mess up. Jiang Wei is really a general!

Liu Bei said to Guan Yu: A wife is like a dress, and a brother is like a brother. ...

Sars! My life is over! -Cao Cao in ancient times actually foresaw SARS in 2 1 century.

Beating gongs and drums to scold Cao Cao ~ ~: Mi Fei said, "You don't know the virtuous and stupid, but your eyes are cloudy." If you don't read poetry books, your mouth is turbid; If you don't take advice, your ears will be turbid; Ignorance of ancient and modern times is turbid; Not allowed by princes, but also turbid in the abdomen; Always rebellious is a muddy heart! I am a famous person in the world, and I am used as a drum official. I think Yang Huo is lighter than Zhongni, so I don't think it will ruin Mencius' ears! Want to be a business in Wang Ba, and so light? "

Liu Bei was made the secretariat of Xuzhou to resist Lu Bu: "This trip is like a bird in the sky and a fish in the sea."

"It can be replaced."

-Liu Bei

Guan Yu flooded the Seventh Army: Who ever "fished" into the fishing net to escape? ! "

Taishi Ci: A gentleman was born in troubled times. When he takes a three-foot sword, he can do a lot. What can I do if I don't realize my ambition today?

Gan Ning: "I am General Wu Dong, and I am willing to die. What are you afraid of? " ! . . . "

Cao Zhi: ... We are born from the same root, so why do we cook together?

....

"Is the most faithless big ears. . "Lyu3 bu4 said to uncover the mask of Liu Bei.

In Wancheng, Zhang Xiu, Cao Cao asked: Are there prostitutes in the city?

Liu Bei: Don't use small kindness or small evil.

North of the gentleman, I am from the west-Cao Cao said, scolding Yuan Shao for wanting to make Liu Yu the son of heaven.

Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang: Bald old thief, dog with broken spine, how dare you bark here (damaging Zhou Yu's brilliant plan to secure the world, losing his wife and losing his soldiers)

Dong Zhuo said: "I care for the world, so I don't care about the people!" " Like a "great man" ~ ~ ~

How can the husband's lifestyle, that is, the ability to improvise, be paranoid?

The way to fight, and this, are all improvisations.

Su Li said that after Lu Bu rebelled against Ding Yuan ~ ~

Lu Bu said, "After listening to my brother's words, I had an epiphany, such as clearing the clouds to see the sun ...";

Yuanmen shot halberd ~ Lu Bu said: I have never been good at using soldiers, so I have to use them.

(everyone:. . . . . Does anyone believe it? )

White Gate Tower-What about Dong Zhuo if I can't see Ding Jianyang?

Heroes have ambition, good strategies, opportunities to hide the universe, and ambitions to call the shots. -Cao Cao

Phoenix flies thousands of miles away, it doesn't live in the sky; Master is on one side, not the Lord. I am willing to work hard in Longmu, I love my house; I am proud of the piano book and wait for the weather. -Kong Ming

A gentleman is born between heaven and earth, and it is unwise to do it without knowing his master! What a pity if you die today! -Tian Feng.

You know one thing, but you don't know another: Qin was tyrannical, the people complained, and Gaozu was treated leniently. Today, Liu Zhang is weak, the rule of virtue is not lifted, and the punishment is not reversed; The way of monarch and minister was gradually replaced by Ling. Pets with a position are extremely disabled; Be kind to it, and it will slowly run out. Therefore, the disadvantages are caused by this. I use it today, and the law will know the grace; Only when you are a knight, you will know your honor. Grace and honor are one, and there are knots from top to bottom. For Daoism, it is written in Si. -Kong Ming

..... Master's words, although well-founded, resist chaos and strive for strength, are not a family; If you stick to common sense, you can't move a step. —— Pang Shiyuan

How can the husband's lifestyle, that is, the ability to improvise, be paranoid? The way of fighting, and so on, is improvisation. Zhong Da.

The husband has become famous; Make a name for yourself and comfort yourself for life. Comfort my life, I will get drunk; I will be drunk and crazy ~ ~ ~ and ~ a gentleman lives in the world, meets the Lord of his bosom friend, entrusts him with the righteousness from the outside, accepts the kindness of the same flesh and blood from the inside, keeps his word and shares weal and woe. -Zhou Yu

If you are immune to it, you will have a good day. Why live forever? hermit

Bright is ambitious, but you don't see opportunities. You plan more, but decide less. You are a good soldier and have no right. Although you raised hundreds of soldiers, you fell into my painting, and the painting was broken. -Zhong Da comment on kongming.

Cao Cao was suspicious all his life. Although he was able to fight, he was defeated by suspicion. -Kong Ming comments on Cao Cao.

In the name of obedience, the general doubts his opinion, which is urgent and constant, and the disaster will last forever! -Kong Ming said Sun Quan.

Although Yuan Shao is powerful, many things are in doubt. Why worry? -Cao Cao

Cutting the flag and shaking the battlefield is also a matter of course, not the owner's choice. I am willing to restrain my mind and cultivate my courage. I have Wang Ba's plan. -Zhang Sunquan

Husbands are the rules of the body, and they can't violate each other from top to bottom. For example, the way of running a family, if everyone participates in it personally, they will be exhausted, get into trouble and never achieve anything. -Yang Qing remonstrated with Kongming.

(Sun Jian, Sun Ce) were frivolous and impetuous, and lost. -Chen Shou

(Sun Ce) It is the courage of human beings to be unprepared for those who are in a hurry and want little, and one day they will die at the hands of villains. -Guo Jia.

Although I am a scholar, I am entrusted with a heavy responsibility by the Lord, because I am big and small and can bear the burden of humiliation. Lu Boyan.

Cao Zidan is very wise in singing. These three sons are really dolphins and calves! !

Be a man, be generous and succeed! Zhong Da

When the salt is thick, loneliness cannot protect itself. Where are the others? -Cao Cao

General Yuan is generous outside and jealous inside, and doesn't care about loyalty. If you win and rejoice, you can still forgive me; It's a pity to be defeated today, and I don't expect to live. -Comment on Yuan Shao

The color is thick and the gallbladder is thin, and it is good to seek without breaking; Do great things and cherish your health, but forget your life when you see Xiao Li: you are not a hero. -Comment on Yuan Shao

Collection of Classic Quotations from Romance of the Three Kingdoms

1. Xu Shao said, "Zi can rule the world, even treacherous officials in troubled times." The director asked you to say it, didn't he? )

2. Du You said, "You lied about your royalty and your achievements! Today, the imperial court issued a letter, and these corrupt officials will be sanded off! " (The first person not superstitious about Liu Bei)

3. Dong Zhuo said, "I am the master of the world! I'll do it today, who dares not to follow! Do you think my sword is not good? " Should I say, "Do you think my son's halberd is bad?" )

4. Cao Cao said, "You cry till dawn and dusk at night, and you can still cry Dong Zhuo to death?" (That's how boys should comfort girls! )

5. Lv Boshe's family said, "What if I tie it and kill it?" Can you kill a pig without asking? ! )

6. Cao Cao said: "I would rather teach me to be negative to the world than to teach the world to be negative to me." Heartbroken people are the best in the world! )

7. Hua Xiong said, "Why do you want to cut the chicken with an ox knife? Don't worry. " Isn't this saying that Pan Feng is a chicken? ! )

8. Han Fu said, "I have a general, Pan Feng, who can behead Hua Xiong." (Everyone knows that! )

9. Cao Hong said: "There can be no flood or public welfare in the world." (moved! Tears welled up)

10. Sun Jian said, "If I have this thing, I will die by the sword and arrow!" Don't curse yourself, it works! )

1 1. Han fu said, "I am an old official of the Yuan family, but my talent is not as good as before. The ancients chose talents and appointed talents. Why are you jealous? " (Pan Feng's immortal future is bleak! )

12. Mi Zhu said, "The people of Xuzhou, the nine towns of Fujun, are very grateful. Although someone is not a talent, he is willing to make a small plan to teach Cao not to die well! " (Listen to the tone than anyone else! )

13. Liu Bei said, "Does Kong Beihai know that there is Lord Liu Bei in the world?" (Liu Bei also said "yeah" when he was excited! )

14. Herman said, "I am He Ye Man! Who dares to fight with me? " There's something wrong with the hero, and the Water Margin crew is over there! )

15. Zhang Feidao: "I didn't mean to hit you; You scare me with Lu Bu, but I insist on hitting you! If I hit you, I will hit Lu Bu! " (Could it be Zhang's legendary "shooting cows across the mountain"! ! )

16. Lu Bu said, "Bu is not good at fighting, but good at fighting." (remove "Wei"! You are still horny ~)

17. Cao Cao said, "Is there a JN in this city?" (Come on, Grandpa! )

18. Xia Houdun said: "The blood of the father and mother should not be abandoned!" People who have eyes eat meat instead of meat. It is better to throw it away. )

19. Cao Cao said: "The only heroes in the world today are the monarch and Cao Er!" It rained that day, and there were no heroes! )

20. Guan Yu said, "My view of Yan Liang is like selling the first ear!" (sell to sell, no money, no plunder! )

2 1. Chyi Chin said, "Xia Houdun ordered the general to guard the pass, so you must not fly! You only killed an unknown general. How dare you kill me? " (Not the kui is the last Boos of the five levels, cow! )

22. Cao Cao said, "It is a loss of my life to die of filial piety! You are old and lonely, but you have the least filial piety. I want to take care of the future. The accidental death in middle age broke my heart! " A soft-hearted thing in nature is called division. Is it a heart of stone? )

23. Xia Houdun said, "I thought Zhuge Liang was like dirt. Why should I be afraid? If Liu Bei and Zhuge cannot be captured alive for a while, I will give my head to the Prime Minister. " Don't learn from Pan Feng just to be famous! )

24. Cao Cao said, "I am very generous today. I regard it as a song, so you can make peace with it. " I am very inspired. Not ~)

25. Liu Xian said, "Although Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun are brave, Xing Daorong, the general of our state, can defeat ten thousand people and be righteous." (Another Pan Feng! )

Wu Guotai said, "You are the governor of six counties and eighty-one states. You have no plan to take Jingzhou, but you take my daughter as a honey trap! If I kill Liu Bei, my daughter will be widowed. How to be a matchmaker tomorrow? I must miss my daughter forever! You are too pretentious! " Great maternal love! )

27. The sergeants said, "Zhou Lang's clever plan is to secure the world, but he accompanied his wife and lost his soldiers!" (If people are not dead, they will be angry! )

28. Zhou Yu said, "If you were born, how can you be bright!" (catch super life? ! )

29. Liu Bei said, "In the past, Sima De said,' If Long Fu and Feng Chu win one, the world will be safe.' Now that we both have it, the Han family can flourish. "(take one out of two and say, you have to die, don't be too greedy! )

30. Cao Cao said, "Give birth to a child like Sun Zhongmou! If Liu Jingsheng's son, dolphins and dog ears! " (scold the ghost, be careful what will happen! )

3 1. Gan Ning said: "I am a general, I would rather die than surrender; Why hesitate? " (It turns out that Gan Ning is also a fan of Pan Feng! )

32. Sun Quan said: "Meng De has Zhang Liao, who is lonely and willing to bully, enough to be an enemy!" This doesn't encourage him to fight! )

33. Huang Zhong said angrily, "Zongzi is bullying me! I have a nod in my hand, but I am not old! " Grandson, you are still a little young to play with me! )

34. Liu Bei said, "Zilong is bold!" Is it disgusting to grow up like that? )

35. Yang Xiu said: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Don't say it, you are dreaming! )

36. Guan Yu said, "My tiger girl would like to marry a dog!" Guan Yu knows that different species cannot mate! )

37. Pound said: "I heard that' a brave man is not afraid of death, and a strong man breaks his wrist'. Today is my death day. You can fight to death. " Even if I die, I will convince someone to accompany me to die! )

38. Hua Tuo said, "I have been a doctor all my life and have never seen anything like this. Hou Jun is really a god! " As a doctor, how can you be superstitious? )

39. Guan Yu said, "I am Xie Liang, a soldier, and my Lord treats me like a brother. Are you willing to betray your faith and defect to the enemy? " If the city is broken, it will die. Jade can be broken without changing its whiteness, bamboo can be burned without destroying its knots, and although it is dead, its name can be hung on bamboo and silk. Don't say anything, please leave the city as soon as possible, I want to fight with Sun Quan to the death! Save it, Sun. I don't want to fight to the death with you! )

40. Monroe said, "Blue-eyed child! Purple bearded rat! Do you know me? " I know you when you put on Lv Mengpi! )

4 1. Meng Huo said: "Shu people locked me in my account, and I killed more than ten people and left in the dark; Halfway through the trip, when I met a sentinel horse, I killed it and took the horse: so I had to take it off. " That's great. You don't even blow with your mouth! )

42. Wang Lang said: "In the future, troops can be strictly organized and flags displayed. The old man went through the customs on his own, and he disciplined Zhuge Liang to surrender with only one sentence, and the Shu soldiers retreated without fighting. " (Enough, the civilian version of Pan Feng! )

43. Ma Su said, "Don't mess around! Sun Ziyun:' Treat it with death, but the afterlife.' I have been studying Sun Tzu's Art of War, and the Prime Minister asked me all the questions. How can you stop me? "(I didn't see you resurrect after you were beheaded! )

44. Zhuge Liang said, "We can't get cold feet and beg thieves any more! This is a long time and very extreme! " Your time is over! )

45. Sima Yi said, "Do I have a head?" With or without it, it's all yours! )

46. Wei Yan said, "Who dares kill me?" (Look downstairs! )

47. Ma Dai said, "I dare to kill you!" (mean! )

48. Sima Yi said: "I have served in Wei for many years and was awarded a teacher by the court, and my position as a minister is extremely high; Everyone suspects that I have different ambitions, and I am afraid. After I die, you two will be good at managing state affairs. Be careful! Be careful! " (people are dying, and they are pretending! )

49. Jiang Wei said, "I can't plan, it's fate!" " (If you lose one by one, you have to complain! )

50. Say, "I am happy here, but I don't want to be comfortable." (Look how refreshing people are! )

Classic quotations from the Three Kingdoms (funny)

Lu Bu: You three brothers will go together. Guan Yu: Qinglong shines on the cold light of the moon! Liu Bei: The sword is divided into two strands! Zhang Fei: Holding a snake spear, you are very heroic!

Cao Cao: I have a big territory. Sun Quan: My family is very big. Zhuge Liang: I am ambitious. Masu: I have a big idea. Liu Bei: I have big ears.

Cao Cao: What do you say, Guo Jia? Liu Bei: What do you say, Kong Ming? Sun Quan: Zhou Yu, what do you suggest? Lu Bu: Wife! What did you say?/Sorry?

Cao Cao: I have seven sons in Jian 'an. Liu Biao: I'm the Eighth Jun of Jing Xiang. Han Sui: I ride the Eight Banners. Liu Bei: I am General Five Tigers. Lingdi: I'm the waiter of Ten Dragons.

Zhao Yun: Millions of troops saved Dou. Guan Yu: Kill Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou. Zhang Fei: There was a roar in front of Dangyang Bridge.

Guan Yu: I am a dragon with a moon knife. Liu Bei: I have a sword. Cao Cao: Who will fight for the peak? Wang Yun: Give me back the Seven Star Knife first!

Zhuge Liang: I am empty. Zhao Yun: I'm free. Jiang Wei: Shit, the rear is empty!

Liu Bei: I have many sons. Sun Quan: I have many sons. Cao Cao: I have many sons. Sima Yi: There are not many good children. One is worth ten.

Guan Yu: Who will find me a spring and autumn edition? Zhang Fei: Somebody, find me some good wine. Cao Cao: An Min, find me a beautiful girl.

Empress Fu: Hey, I married a puppet. Sun Shangxiang: Hey, married an old man. Zhen Shi: Hey, just marry your brother-in-law.

Yuan Shao: Battle of Guandu, alas ... Cao Cao: Battle of Red Cliffs, alas ... Liu Bei: The company is on fire, alas ... Yujin: Seven armies were flooded, alas ... Guan Yu: The city was defeated ... Meng Huo: Let me go again if you dare!

Yuan Shao: I am a hero in Hebei. Sun Ce: I am a hero in Jiangdong. Martin: I am a hero in the west. Liu Biao: I am a hero of Jing Xiang. Cao Cao: There are only two heroes in the world. Liu Bei: It thundered, and it rained to collect clothes.

Lu Bu: I am strong. Zhang Fei: I am very strong. Ma Chao: I am very strong. Hua Xiong: I am very strong. Guan Yu: I want to die.

Zhang Liao: I surrender. Pound: I surrender. Ma Chao: I surrender. Huang Zhong: I surrender. Lu Bu: I surrender. Liu Bei: Surrender? Did you ask me?

Kong Rong: I asked Pear. Yang Xiu: I am a chicken rib. Hua tuo: I open my head. Mi Heng: I streaked. Cao Cao: It's all ordered.

Cao Cao: I unify the north. Liu Bei: I am a separatist regime in Xishu. Sun Quan: I am in Jiangnan. Si Mazhao: You all go down.