Emo self-deprecating copywriting

Emo self-deprecating copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love. 2. There is a kind of love called letting go, which is just an excuse to comfort yourself. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out. 5. The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season. 6. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years. 7. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad. 8. Hiding in a small building has become his own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me! 9. The accumulated thoughts welled up in my heart and suddenly choked my throat. 10. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead. 1 1. You said you wanted to protect me, and then all the big waves were given to me. 12. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down? 13. The fishing boat is hanging alone, and the cold wind is biting. It's not as good as you said. 14. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes. 15. Quietly, give your heart to the sadness of this field, indulge in sadness, think in sadness, and experience in sadness. This is another real beauty. 16. You are not really happy, your smile is the protective color you wear. 17. There is always a heart in the world looking forward to calling another heart. 18. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you should still be single! ! 19. To give up one thing, we must first find another thing to replace it. 20. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget. 2 1. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall. 22. If tears can carry sadness, I'd rather it pour into the sea. 23. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness. 24. Time has taken away youth, innocence and a lot. There are only two things left: maturity and loneliness. Every time I see thin people in the street, I want to give them some meat, because I have a kind heart. 26. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired. 27. People are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too lazy to take trifles seriously. 28. You can't even control when you go to bed. Do you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy. 29. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't met me in person. It's ugly! Don't expect anyone to have moral cleanliness, because every soul in this world is pockmarked, too close for anyone to see. 3 1. A female netizen said to send me a photo of Zhang Zhenren, and I opened it excitedly. Damn it, it's Zhang Sanfeng. 32. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. 33. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren! 34. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? You transferred 10 yuan to me, and your payment was successful. 35. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age. 36. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans. 37. I'm actually not virtuous at all. I'm just too idle to know anything. 38. I fell down the stairs today and didn't get hurt at all. Fortunately, there is so much meat on it. 39. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts? 40. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road. 4 1. What's your choice phobia? Not just because of poverty; What is indecision? Because of cowardice. 42. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool. 43. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat it back. 44. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that you have been wronged by following me. 45. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now. 46. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger. 47. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po. 48. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?