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Shandong allegro firm
Lang Li Lang, Lang Li Lang, let's show our hero Jin Wenlang without gossiping.
Li Lang's Ge Lang, Li Lang's Ge Lang, saying Jin Wenlang, is the day to go home. Long Rigelang, it is good to be commended in your hometown. When you go home, you should visit all your relatives first. Langland!
I saw all my relatives as soon as I entered the door. First, you should pay homage to your kind second uncle. This second uncle's sister is Jin Wen's good mother! Langland!
-"Well", you must be Mr. Li Yuyao!
"Mao"! Jin Wenlang got a slap in the face! It was Jin Wen's second uncle who slapped him! His second uncle lang was furious and said, "hit you, a blind wolf who is disowned by no one!" " I don't want to call back when I see my relatives! ""the master is amazing? Don't forget, this is a good place to give birth to you and raise you. Your mother and I are a mother!
(Hey hey, what a mouthful! )
Langrand!
Hey, listeners, if I were his second uncle, I would not only slap his mouth, but also break his dog leg! Langrand! )
"Mao"! What's the matter? Why "Mao" again! Did Jin Wen get another slap in the face? Li Lang Gelang, it turned out that Jin Wenlang became angry from embarrassment and broke the cup!
Hi, listeners, if I were Jin Wenlang, I would never break the cup, but scold his mother in my heart! Of course, his mother is Jin Wenlang's grandmother! Langland! )
"Hmm"-Jin Wenlang speaks a bit like crying: "Why did your son steal my mother's house!"
(Hey hey, this bite is coming again! )
"Bah!" The second uncle is a little mad. "Your mother's son's mother told my son to pick up your mother's house! The tender mother is my son and his aunt! "
Langland! This father and son are not like father and son, but like a pair of bitter rivals!
The second uncle's accent is getting heavier and heavier: "My nephew and aunt didn't sign the yellow book, which makes my son want to cry now!" " Hi, it's the first time I've heard of the yellow book! )。 It belongs to the baiwenhang. What you earn now is fame and waiting for retirement! "
Seeing the scene was a little messy, Jin Wen's heart trembled, and his face was directly faceless! Langland! Not afraid of everyone's embarrassment, but afraid of the two photographers behind him! If this is broadcast, it is better to find a crack in the ground! Angry Jin Wenlang shouted in his heart!
Langland! What should we do about it?
"Dangdang Dangdang", what is this movement! Haha, Jin Wenlang and Uncle Lang are reporting the case respectively!
-"Well, is it 1 10? I was defeated here. Come and catch the suspect! "
-"Well, is it 1 10? I dropped my things. Come and deal with this bad guy! "
Langland! Jin Wenlang wants to go home and find his face, but he doesn't want to. His face fell to the ground and could never be picked up! More don't want to, not into the hall, but advanced police room! Langland!
Langland! Langland! Want to know what will happen, and listen to me next time!
Be a pawn, be a pawn,
When a mile when a mile when a mile when a mile when a mile when!
Don't gossip Table 1 is Hanwu Jiro.
Then Song Wu studied boxing, went to Shaolin Temple and practiced kung fu for eight years.
When I came home, I made a scene in Dongyue Temple, and five bullies of the Li family were injured by him.
Killed the bully Li Guwu at home,
The hero Song Wu ran away from home.
Wandering outside for a whole year, I want to go home and have a look.
With a sentry in his hand and luggage on his shoulder.
Go along the road and you will come to a village.
Oh, there is a pub at the head of the village, where the wind blows and the wine shakes.
It says "Three Drunken Houses" here and "Tear down the altar incense" there.
Look here, there is a big sign.
It says "three bowls can't cross the mountain"!
"ah? ! What do you mean, "three bowls can't cross the mountain"
Oh, the small restaurant is a talkative person.
I, Song Wu, like drinking from birth.
I'm going in to taste this good wine. "
The hero Song Wu went in.
According to a look inside:
There is a table in front of the window.
Two chairs are arranged on both sides.
Look over there carefully,
A clean wine can.
Song Wu, put your luggage on the table.
Stick a whistle on the wall;
"Restaurant, bring wine. Restaurant, bring the wine. Restaurant, bring wine. "
After three shouts, no one came to talk.
There is little business at this time,
The manned ones are busy in the back.
A little buddy hasn't come yet,
I have a stomachache and diarrhea in the toilet.
This Song Wu shouted three times, but no one came to speak.
On striking table opened the cavity:
"the restaurant! Bring wine. "
Yo, it's okay to yell,
My mother! The earthquake shook the house!
Fly directly to the ground,
It just shook the jar and buzzed! Through deafening ears.
Observation outside the restaurant:
What's that noise?
Ah! Boy, this big guy grew so long yesterday!
He saw Song Wuyou 10 feet high,
Strong arms,
The melon seeds are competing with the willow trees.
Two eyes stare like bells.
Arms are like purlins in the room,
When the leather mallet is clenched like a hammer,
A slap in the face is as big as a dustpan,
Finger jab, mallet long!
"Hey, hero, what wine to eat? What do you want?
Call me down, and I'll do it quickly! "
"What wine? What dishes do you have?
Tell me from the beginning. "
"If you want to drink, there should be ZhuangYuanGong and grape dew.
The other is burning yellow,
There is also a way to go out,
There is also a bottle of perfume;
Want to eat lai, there is beef.
Our beef has a strong flavor;
There are big biscuits to eat,
Want to drink face-lifting soup ... "
"Cut five catties of beef and bring more good wine. The more wine the better. "
"yes"
The beef in this restaurant is cut into five Jin, and two bowls of good wine are set on the table.
This Song Wu picked up a bowl and drank it.
"Well, good wine"
End up the bowl, drank a shirt:
"Well, good wine! Restaurant, bring wine! "
"Good man, let's eat and have a thin noodle soup."
"Bring the wine."
"Can't drink. There is a sign at our door.
Write clearly, three bowls won't do. "
"What do you mean?"
"Ah, oh, there is a Jingyanggang in front.
No matter how much you drink, after drinking three bowls of wine, you are drunk under Jingyanggang.
This is called' three bowls can't cross the mountain'! "
"The amount of alcohol is large and small. If I can drink, you can take more! "
"Ah, yes. The more wine, the better. Bring you two more bowls.
Ordinary people want to drink a bowl and a half.
I haven't finished a bowl and a half.
You have made two bowls yourself, but it's not enough. "
"Bring the wine."
"You can't drink any more!"
"ah! I don't owe you money, I don't trust you,
Why not bring good wine?
You have to take the wine down,
I'll slap you if you don't take the wine! "
"ah! Two slaps
He didn't say he slapped me twice, but he saw Wu Muniang with a slap. "
This restaurant has two bowls of wine.
Song Wu two anger and drink go smoothly:
"Bring the wine!"
"Still drinking?"
There are two bowls of wine in the dining room.
This Song Wu is angry and drunk!
"Bring the wine!"
"Why do you still drink? Can you stand it? "
I drank eighteen bowls in a row,
I didn't pay attention. I ate five Jin of beef.
It's not over yet Drink some wine and eat some food, drink some wine and eat some food,
Eighteen bowls of wine have been finished, and five catties of beef have all been eaten.
I ate two more cakes and drank a bowl of noodle soup.
"Restaurant,"
"Hey, hero."
"How many bowls are not enough?"
"Hey, three, three, three bowls are not enough."
"How much did I drink?"
"You drank the first two bowls, the second two bowls, the left two bowls and the right two bowls.
Put away the bags, a total of * * * 18 bowls. "
"The upper body doesn't shake?"
"You can drink."
"Don't shake your lower body?"
"Hey, you are so big!"
How about the brand "Three bowls can't cross the mountain"? "
"I won't take it off, I won't hang up again."
"Brand said, and hung up. I can drink. Settle accounts "
Well, no more, no less, San Qian Silver.
Song Wufu paid for the drinks, tied his luggage, carried it on his shoulder, and whistled:
"the restaurant! Goodbye! "
Song Wu was about to leave when he left.
Drag clothes in the restaurant:
"Hero,"
"Ah?"
"Where to?"
"I want to pass Jingyanggang today."
Can eighteen bowls of wine still get drunk on Jingyanggang?
"Hero, I can't walk Jingyanggang."
Song Wu was frightened:
"Why can't I go to Jingyanggang?"
"Bravo grandpa listen to me:
Jingyanggang, a tiger,
King of beasts, tiger,
Passers-by ate it,
The remaining bones were left on the side of the road.
Since this tiger came out,
Only eat three or five, dare not go;
Eat only ten and eight with swords and guns;
Just eat outside the village and run to the village;
Xiaozhuang had no choice but to rush to Dazhuang;
The princess of Yanggu County sent someone to kill the tiger.
Many people were hurt by tigers.
Now all four townships have posted notices.
Three hours later, noon did not arrive, Xu Guogang;
It took three hours, noon, not three hours to get through the gang.
Ten people, a group, each with a knife and a gun;
If someone wants to bring a gang here,
You must have been injured by a tiger when you got there.
Now that it's over,
According to my suggestion, you can stay in my shop! "
"Aren't you afraid of tigers living here?"
"Bravo grandpa listen to me:
There are twenty young people in my town.
Sleep until sunset during the day,
As soon as it got dark, I wandered around a shop in the town.
All with knives and guns,
I heard something outside,
The gongs and drums are loud!
Tigers are afraid to enter our town.
It can't hurt people.
"Oh, look at me, an alcoholic,
Look at my appetite;
Let me stay with you,
Because I hate my good silver. "
"What's this called?
I told you in a friendly way,
How did you hurt me with unkind words?
Go if you want!
I feed you to the tiger and you feed the wolf! "
"Ha ha, restaurant, I have this ability! I have a whistle stick!
I met a tiger and fought with it!
If I can get rid of the tiger,
Eliminate disaster for this nation. "
"Hey, this is better."
"Goodbye!"
"Hey, what, are you really leaving?"
"What words?"
This Song Wuyong tried his best to walk three miles.
Feel hot when you touch your body!
"Open your arms and do it again."
Song Wu, pay attention here,
There is a big tree by the roadside.
Scraped off a large piece of bark,
Write every word on the tree.
Song Wu near read it again:
"Well, tell the restaurant, too.
This is the fault of the restaurant owner,
Scare good businessmen who walk,
At the sight of hurting Bo,
Go back and live in his town.
Hey! What tiger! What wolf!
Even if the tiger is on the mountain!
This Song Wu is swinging forward,
Forward to Jingyanggang:
Oh! What a big forest!
Look here, there is a mountain temple.
There is a big notice posted on the gate of the temple.
Have you noticed? Yanggu county has a notice?
Song Wu near read it again:
"ah! There are tigers on the mountain!
What a tiger!
Well, if I don't get rid of the tiger,
Tigers always hurt people!
Once you bite Kouga,
I want to see how strong the tiger is. "
Song Wu walked half a mile,
There is a big silvery white stone by the roadside:
Hey, it's early. Let's have a rest before we go.
This Song Wu burden is placed on a stone bar.
Put the whistle on the small tree.
Song Wu just lay down and had a rest, which is great.
Behind the mountain, "eyes" jumped out of the king of tigers and beasts.
It doesn't matter if you look at this tiger.
It just shook the branches at the top of the tree!
Song Wu got up in shock and looked down the voice:
"What's that noise?"
Boy! This tiger is really stubborn;
This tiger is six and a half feet tall;
Eight feet long and hard; '
Jumping eight feet forward is amazing;
Sit back ten feet busy;
The patterns on my body are next to each other,
Next to a piece of yellow;
The mouth of the blood basin is as big as a dustpan;
Two eyes stare like a tea urn;
There is a word on my forehead,
Read the king vertically and horizontally.
When Song Wu saw a real tiger,
A cold sweat and wet clothes.
"Hissing" eighteen bowls of wine flowed out along her hair.
When Song Wu saw the tiger coming out,
Don't be busy secretly calling yourself!
What are you afraid of?
Well, I want to see how strong tigers are.
As soon as the tiger saw Song Wu,
Hey, I'm really happy:
The tiger thought, this guy is not small,
I can eat more than two meals. '
That's enough for me,
I can't eat two meals!
It can't eat two meals. Can this man stand it?
The tiger was happy to see his heart.
1 of "boring", go straight to Hanwu Jiro!
This time, Song Wuda shouted: "Great!"
Quickly flicker and hide to one side.
The hero Song Musashi got up,
The tiger pounced on the ground as the center.
The tiger didn't pounce on people,
The tiger thought:
Ahem! Where is this man?
I eat it every day, and I have never worked so hard.
What is today?
Yes, every day that man is scared to death when he sees a tiger.
Cover your face and call mom.
Tigers used to eat hard, choke their necks, snore and eat well.
Tigers are just ordinary people!
I didn't know there was Takejiro.
The hero Song Musashi got up,
Just look at the tiger's waist and go up with a bang.
Call me,
Song Wu quickly hid to one side.
Gabba, this tiger didn't hit Wu Laoer.
The tiger's waist collapsed and made a "muffled sound".
Twist your tail like a gun,
Clean up this land,
Good Hanwu Jiro again!
Song Wu jumped up,
Jumping eight feet is not enough.
The tiger didn't pounce on Wu's penis,
The crotch Tatar didn't hurt Song Wu,
The tail didn't sweep Song Wu, he,
The tiger is very busy.
The tiger thought, oh, it's broken, it's going to be troublesome, it's going to be troublesome.
Song Wu is not afraid,
I am also a little panicked!
Pick up the whistle and he will fight.
I forgot to be tall and have long arms.
There was only a click,
Shouting, take it to the branch,
Garza came to a screeching halt,
He still has a ruler in his hand.
Song Wu nu fierce a throw:
Yo, I didn't tell you to panic, you panicked!
Don't panic, it's up to you.
The tiger didn't catch Wu Laoer three times.
There is only a click in my ear.
The tiger thought, what? Hit me!
I can't eat him. He hit me. I'm not much.
The tiger jumped forward,
Turned and ran to find Hanwu Jiro.
When Song Wu saw it, it was even more fierce this time.
I thought it would hurt me if I hid any longer.
This Song Wu used his quick wits to take a step back.
Knock, knock, knock, knock Take ten steps back, not yet!
Song Wu retreated a dozen paces,
The tiger pounced on the ground as the center.
It's far from Song Wu,
Song Wu was ecstatic.
If you can't wait to press it,
Hold the tiger's neck with both hands,
Two arms use a thousand pounds of force:
"hey!" Press the tiger to the ground as the center.
The tiger didn't pounce on people,
Feeling stress is higher than panic:
Hey! Why are you still pressing down? This, this, this is embarrassing, this.
Tigers have never suffered such losses. Tiger quit.
The tiger's front paws touched the ground.
The tiger said, I quit.
Song Wu said: If you don't do it, you can't do it.
The tiger said, I have to get up!
Song Wu said: You can make do for a while!
The tiger said: I feel uncomfortable!
Song Wu said: If you feel better, I'm finished!
The tiger fucked three times; Song Wu pressed it three times.
The two of them don't know how strong they are,
The tiger's front paws reached half a foot into the ground.
Song Wuxiang: It goes up and I press it.
I get bored after a long time. I have to feed the tiger.
Thought of here, Song Wu's left arm twitched.
Let go of your right arm, use your strength,
According to the tiger's back,
Ramming in a bold way:
"Ah-hey!"
Tigers can't move,
Direct income,
I just feel sour in my back for a while.
Tigers have never tasted this taste.
Tigers quit more.
A low scream.
I heard that terrible voice and was very embarrassed.
Song Wu clenched his fist tightly,
"Ah-hey!"
"boring"
"Ah-hey!"
"boring"
"Ah-hey!"
"boring"
After hitting it three times, press it again.
Kick your feet, run, and kick the tiger in the face.
Kick and punch for a while,
The tiger's nose and eyes are dripping blood.
Song Wu killed a tiger,
Leave a good reputation for the world! ! !
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