The unit party needs a sketch script, about 10 minutes in length, something a bit funny, about the end of the world.

Reporter interviews the doomsday reporter (funny skit)

Article introduction: Interview with the doomsday reporter (Young reporter came on stage (shaking his head, sighing, talking to himself): Hey! This has cost eight lifetimes of blood. Damn it, I don’t know what to do! I’m crazy! Cameraman (coming to me to ask): What’s wrong? Are you being upset again? Reporter: Hey, it’s clear today. As for us, this is an "outdated task" assigned to us. I don't even know what to do yesterday.

Video props required: Reporter: Microphone, Reporter Brand Youth: Suit Videographer: Camera. Brother Chicken Fillet: 3 cups of milk tea, 3 packs of chicken fillet, a table, a piece of red paper with words Student: Schoolbag Woman: Uncle Bicycle: Broom, overalls Scene 1 Reporter (young reporter comes on stage (shakes his head and sighs, talking to himself) ): Hey! I’ve been screwed for the past eight years. I’m so crazy! The cameraman (coming to me to ask): What’s wrong with you? Are you being upset again? In the station, it is clear that we are being attacked today. We are assigned an "outdated task". I don't even know what to do. Cameraman: What "outdated task"? Reporter: Do you know the previous one? Isn’t it the end of the world predicted by the Mayans? Isn’t it still sunny? We are actually asked to interview people about their views on the end of the world predicted by the Mayans. You said that this time has passed, what else is there to interview? , Taiwan is clearly trying to make things difficult for us. It’s really good. It’s the end of the world. I think today is probably the end of the world for us. When assigning this task, look at the annoying faces of the other groups. , It’s really disgusting. I also guess that there will be layoffs in the station soon, and they are trying to get us to pack up and get out as soon as possible. Cameraman: Hey, don’t say that, I feel sour when I think about us being fired. It’s not that we don’t work hard and provide the most authentic reports every time, but why do we always like those who are falsified and those who are flattering and flattering? (The more I talk about it, the more I feel sad.) , what should I do if I lose my job? I have an eighty-year-old mother and a child who is waiting for food. Oh my God, please save this poor person like me. Reporter: Yes, yes, I am going to die. ! Isn’t this just a doomsday interview? I don’t believe we can handle it today. Let’s go and get to work! God bless you. We must succeed today. The reporter in front turned to the cameraman walking behind and said: Let's see... Bang Dang, he knocked over a young man who was on his way to work. The reporter was busy saying sorry and helping the young man up: Do you have eyes? You can't walk well. Your brain is caught in the door. Cameraman: (I can't stand it) Why do you, a young man, talk like this...Young man: I'm like this. What's the matter? Is that reasonable? It’s good that I didn’t ask you to pay the medical expenses. Reporter: I had an idea and stopped the cameraman. Hello, I’m really sorry. We are reporters from Wenzhou Radio and we have to do an interview now. I think you are very talented. Yes, it is definitely suitable for this program. Can I interview you? Young man: (Looking at his watch) If you have any questions, please ask. The company car will be here soon. Reporters and cameramen prepare props: action reporter: Hello, I am a reporter from Wenzhou TV. Have you ever heard of the end of the world in the Mayan predictions? Youth: Mayan prophecy? Is that December 21st you’re talking about? Time has passed and you are still doing interviews. Isn’t your TV station a bit outdated? Now we are talking about the end of the world! What were you doing earlier? Reporter: This is what happened. . . Let me tell you! Young man: (Interruption) Let me tell you, in this era, I really don’t want to talk about useless things. When I talk about it, these are the words that have been drafted: If tomorrow is the end of the world, what love will I say to my parents, wife and children? If love comes and goes, I'm sorry for so and so, and I'll do whatever I want. That's all bullshit, what is the end of the world? If we don’t have money now, it’s the end of the world. You think, with money, what do you not have? What can't money buy? Youth: Love? Nowadays, the requirements for women to find a partner are higher than the previous ones. Do you know what the standard for being rich and handsome is? They must have a figure, money, and be handsome enough. You say, short and ugly people like you deserve to be single for the rest of your life if you don’t have any more money! (The reporter and cameraman were about to defend themselves, but were robbed again) Young man: And there is friendship. What do you mean by friendship? Friendship is all about having dinner with guests. If you have no money, who would be willing to make friends with you? Only those who are poorer than you will have the audacity to get close to you. Look, what kind of era are we in now? You still use such a big camera for interviews. Any idea what this is? Apple 5th generation, just brought back from the United States. This is called high technology! Should you apply to your TV station to use such a thing? Reporter: Thank you for your suggestion. What do you think of the future for a promising young man like you? Youth: People nowadays like to talk about life and ideals. Don’t you think these things are all vain? Do you understand that people nowadays need to be realistic? ideal? That's all nonsense. Nowadays, there is an explosion of knowledge. Undergraduates are everywhere, and graduate students are as numerous as dogs. Even those street sweepers are about to have a bachelor's degree. Who can talk about ideals? The situation is precarious, no one knows that after doing the morning's work, they will be fired in the afternoon.

In this case, it is better to learn from those pretty boys, work hard, find a rich woman to marry into, and save decades of struggle. Young man: Okay, I won’t tell you anymore. The company’s car has arrived and there is a big deal to be done today. You can continue talking about your doomsday. The young man walked a few steps, turned around and said to the reporter and cameraman: By the way, don't broadcast what I said. I don't want to be searched for human flesh. Watching the young man walking away, the reporter communicated with the cameraman: Cameraman: Where do these talents come from? What kind of thoughts do they have? What is wrong with young people today. By the way, will the video we recorded be broadcast? Reporter: Humph, don’t look at what he said. In fact, he is really good at it. He really wants us to broadcast his stuff. Cameraman: No, what he said must be scolding. Reporter: In today's Internet, you can become famous even if you get a lot of notoriety. There will always be people who can seize business opportunities and extend an olive branch to these "celebrities". You see, there are so many people calling them sister and brother. They all want to become famous overnight. Cameraman: Then we can’t just follow his wishes. Stop broadcasting it. Reporter: Broadcast, why not broadcast? In this high-tech era, just package his appearance. Ha ha. Cameraman: I understand, haha, I hope he won’t vomit blood when he sees it. However, what he said is right. Having no money now is like the end of the world and nothing can be done. Reporter: Okay, stop talking. We have to hurry up. If we don’t hurry up, it will be our turn to vomit blood. Act 2: Narrator: The reporter and the cameraman were walking and met several students buying chicken fillet at a roadside stall. The reporter walked over to interview. Reporter: Students, why are you still carrying your schoolbags on the weekend? Are you going on an outing? Student A: You think so. We have to go to tutoring on weekends. Who are you? Mom told us not to talk to strangers. Reporter: I'm a reporter from Wenzhou Radio. Look, that's the photographer (pointing to the photographer). Let me interview you and you can go on TV. How about that? Classmate B: No! If my mom sees us buying chicken tenders here on TV, they will scold us. Reporter: How about I buy each of you a cup of milk tea? A: Okay, mom only told us not to eat food from strangers, but she didn’t tell us not to drink drinks from strangers. I want the original flavor, tell me, what is the interview about? Reporter asked A: You answer first, have you ever heard of the end of the world? A:The end of the world? What book is it in? I don’t think I’ve ever learned it. If it’s not covered in the book, it just doesn’t exist. The reporter turned around and asked B: Do you know? B: I know, the end of the world is very scary. Just like in "2012", the ground will crack and people will fall in and be eaten by the ground. So now I want to eat more chicken tenders. I don’t know when the world ends. I haven’t eaten enough chicken tenders yet. C said to B: You just watch too many movies. The teacher told us: Our task now is to study. Our parents also said that we don’t need to worry about family matters. When we grow up, we can take the exams for Tsinghua University and Peking University and become useful people to the country. The owner of Chicken Fillet smiled: My children have the same ambitions as I did before, and I also graduated from college. Your milk tea is ready. They walked away laughing with milk tea. The reporter turned around, took out his money, and asked: Do you have any thoughts about the end of the world? Chicken Tender Boss: I don’t know if there will be an end of the world, but I hope there is. I work hard every day, and every penny I earn is earned with my hands and sweat, but my family doesn't support it and laughs at my work, saying that I am a college student selling chicken tenders. I work just for them, but in exchange for this result, life doesn't have much meaning. Reporter: That’s right, this life is really boring. What are people living for? If today's interview doesn't produce good results, this will be the last interview in my career. Hey, being a human being is so difficult! Cameraman: Don't sigh here. Let's find a place to have a meal first. People are like iron rice and steel. We can't treat ourselves badly, right. Let's work hard in the afternoon. Gone, gone. . Chicken Fillet Boss: I wish you good luck! Reporter: Thank you. I wish you a prosperous business. Goodbye! Next to the third scene: The reporter and cameraman finished lunch, summarized the morning interview, and discussed the afternoon interview. Reporter: I'm thinking that if you directly ask people what they think of the end of the world, you won't get anything out of it. How about we ask some simple questions first and then lead to the end of the world? Cameraman: Well, that makes sense, otherwise it would be in vain just like in the morning. Reporter: Well, let’s go! Narrator: The reporter and the cameraman walked into a residential area and came face to face with a woman riding a bicycle. The reporter met her. Reporter: Hello, I am a reporter from Wenzhou TV. Could you please take a few minutes to interview you with a few questions? Woman: Yes, you can ask. Reporter: Excuse me, are you happy now? Woman: What a blessing. People now have cars and houses, and their living standards have improved a lot. Reporter: Then why do you still ride a bicycle? Woman: Well, do you want to listen to the official language or the unofficial language? Reporter: It’s official! Woman: Officially, cycling is relatively low-carbon and environmentally friendly. Reporter: What about the unofficial ones? Woman: I just don’t have the money to buy it! (Crying face) Reporter: Ahem. Thank you for your answer. Then I would like to ask, if today was the end of the world, would you feel happy? Woman: Do you want to listen to rational language or emotional language? Reporter: Rational! Woman: The rational thing is that as a Ph.D. student in physics, I will not believe that today is the end of the world, because no matter what angle you analyze, the end cannot be today.

Reporter: What about emotional ones? Woman: Damn it, the end of the world, come quickly. I’ve had enough of this messed up world. I really look forward to the next life. Even if I become a lazy pig, I will be more comfortable than living alone in this hard, annoying and boring world. Reporter: Why do you have so many emotions? Woman: You don’t know. Others see that I have a doctorate and think I am very powerful. But do you know how old I am now? Now there is not even an object. People say that when girls go to college, they are called Xiao Longnu, undergraduates are called Huang Rong, graduate students are called Zhao Min, and doctoral students are called Li Mochou. The postdoctoral fellow is Master Mie. Do you know what is the scariest thing? Reporter: Huh? Is there anything more terrifying than Master Miejie? Woman: Yes, the most terrifying thing is that I am like this now. I am studying for a master's degree and a Ph.D. People say that I am the legendary "Invincible of the East". 5555555 Narrator: When the reporter saw the woman crying non-stop, he winked at the cameraman and hurried away. Reporter: Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye. I hope you can find your right husband soon. As the reporter and cameraman walked, the reporter sighed: You tell me, it’s not easy for everyone in this world. People who live such a good life have so many worries and troubles, and everyone has so many burdens, hey! Cameraman: I heard that those who commit suicide by jumping off buildings are not in good conditions. I am thinking that for them, they have no worries about food and clothing. Why do they live like the end of the world every day? inside. Sometimes I also wonder, what is this person living for? We have been like this in this life, and I don’t know if there will be another life. I just can’t figure it out. Reporter: What are you thinking about in your next life? Let’s wait until we solve the job problem in this life. These days, you can’t make money by being a thinker, so it’s better to be realistic. Narrator of Act 4: As they were walking, they saw an uncle who was cleaning the street, sitting on the side of the road, holding an old book in his hand and looking through it. The reporter and cameraman signaled to interview the uncle directly. Reporter: Uncle, uncle, hello. I'm a reporter from Wenzhou TV station. Can you accept an interview with me? Uncle: Ah, no more interviews. I don't dare to go on TV. Reporter: Uncle, relax, don't be nervous, let's just chat as normal. Uncle: That’s it. I don’t know if you can broadcast it. Reporter: Don’t worry. Uncle, I just saw you reading a book very seriously. What kind of book is this? Uncle: This, an old man in the community gave it to me - a Bible. Young man, have you read it? Reporter: Of course I have. This is a world famous book. We all read it when we were in college. A Christian classic. Uncle: Yes, yes, this Bible is miraculous. Look, I don’t know a few words, but every time I read it carefully, it seems to speak to me. Reporter: Oh? What did they say to you? Uncle: Well, how do I put this? I really don’t know how to describe it. Every time I read the Bible, my heart gets warm. You don’t know, in my job, I have to go out to clean before dawn every day, and I have to do it very late at night. I work so hard that I can’t make any money. I often encounter a lot of annoying things. While doing this job, I have always been looked down upon by others, and I feel very low self-esteem. I thought that since I had no money, no education, and a poor job, my life would be over and I would never be able to hold my head high. But since I read this Bible, I know that there once was a Jesus in this world, and if I believe in Him, I can be born again. I felt like I had hope in my life again, and I couldn't stop being happy from the bottom of my heart. Reporter: Happy? Happy in your heart? Uncle: I told you, I can’t tell you something about myself first. I remember 2 years ago, I finally felt cruel and spent hundreds of dollars with my family to watch a blockbuster film from a certain American company called "2012". It was really good. But after I came to my senses after watching it, it scared me. I thought that the end of the world would come in only 2 years, and my entire family would have to be sacrificed. Reporter: Uncle, you are worrying too much. Look, the predicted doomsday has passed. We are still alive and well. Uncle: Yes, but I didn’t know that before. Ever since I saw 2012, I have felt uncomfortable every day. The end of the world is coming, and I am counting the remaining days every day. If the pressure is too great, you can't breathe. Then I started to suffer from heart ailments. As soon as this heart ailment came, other illnesses followed, and finally I couldn’t afford to be sick anymore. Reporter: Then how did you do well afterwards? Uncle: Thank you to the aunt in the community, because I often help her take out the trash, and she often sends some things to my house. She has always made me believe in Jesus, saying that believing in Jesus is good for this and that. Since I've been in bed, she's been coming over to see me and asking me what's wrong. I don't have the nerve to say it. I can't say that I watched a movie and was so scared. Then I thought that if the old man frightened her after hearing this, it would be really harmful to others. The aunt looked at me and said nothing, so she knelt beside the bed and prayed for me. Praying just this time made me feel that there really is a God in this world. It was as if there was a voice speaking to me from somewhere, asking me to get up and pray together, and let me say the words to Him. Reporter: So, did you pray afterwards? Uncle: Not at that time. I kept listening there and felt very moved in my heart. I felt that the old lady was a good person. She told me to have a good rest and if I wanted to talk, just talk to God through prayer. By that night, I felt like I was going to die, and then I felt a voice in my head saying, get up and pray.

I knelt down with all my strength, and then slowly told God what was in my heart. You don’t know, that was the first time I prayed. Before I could speak, I burst into tears, which frightened my family. They still often make fun of me and say that I am an old man. I cried like something at that time, but as soon as I cried, I suddenly felt much lighter. Then a few days later, when the old lady came again, I told her what was on my mind. After hearing this, the old man gave me this Bible. Later, when I was recovering, she often came over and told me stories from the Bible, telling me how good it was to believe in Jesus. She also said that the end of the world really existed, but if you believed in Jesus, you didn’t have to be afraid. Jesus will come and save me. Reporter: Do you really believe in the end of the world? The end of the world predicted by the Maya has passed! Uncle: No, no, no, the end of the world in the Bible is not the end of the world in the Mayan prophecies. Reporter: What does the Bible say about the end of the world? Uncle: The Bible says: People will rise against people, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be earthquakes and famines in many places. These are harbingers of the end of the world. Reporter: Ah? Now foreign countries are not at war every day. There are earthquakes and famines everywhere. Why hasn’t the end of the world come yet? Uncle: Yes, the Bible says that now is the end of the world, but no one knows when the end of the world will be. Only Heavenly Father knows. Young man, please repent and believe in Jesus, otherwise, when that day comes, it will be over. The end of the world is scary! Reporter: Uncle, please stop being alarmist here. There is no end of the world, this is just something created by boring religious elements to fool believers. Uncle: It’s possible for them to fool a stupid person like me, but there are many doctoral students, university teachers and college students in our church. They can’t all be fooled. Reporter: This is really unbelievable. It seems that there is really something in Christianity. What we don’t know (talking to himself), I’d better go to church and find out. Reporter: Well, uncle, you said your church is so miraculous, why don’t you take us to see it (pretending) Uncle: Okay, okay! That’s really great. (Takes out his phone and checks the time) At 1 o'clock, I happen to be off work. Come on, I'll take you to church. There happened to be a sermon in the afternoon.