Cross talk about safety

"TV series" [preparation: "Bambusa in the moonlight" recording, "Destiny" recording] A: Today I want to discuss a problem with you. Is there a problem? A: It's too easy to be on TV. B: That's right. A: Well, no matter who you are, you can participate as long as you sign up. Really? I watched a TV program the other day. Pretty bad. B: Give us an example. A: Let's start with the program. A fat gentleman in a suit, maybe a rich man, is singing Pilgrim's Progress. B: Then how do you sing? He sang it in a low voice. Let me imitate: "I stood on a high hill in the morning and watched the railway built to Lhasa ..." Before I finished singing here, an old white-haired judge was stunned and was taken directly to the hospital. Another judge also said: "Stop singing, singing can call the wolf!" " "The one on the stage was about to slip away when the door of the hall opened and a cleaner came over and said to the inside," CCTV is not allowed to develop motors, which will disturb the opposite studio! ""B: Look at what he is singing. A: That's not the worst. What could be worse? A: Of course. It's a lady, dressed very "back to basics". She sang "Above Tall Buildings". Haven't you heard this song? You learn from us. A: OK. Listen: "I look up and see how many people who are tone-deaf are singing freely on high buildings, singing out of tune, and never stopping singing anyway ... [imitating the tone of Above the Moon]" The next comment is also talented enough. At that time, I was given a song "Step down at once, stop singing, others will call a wolf to scare you away.". The sound is like a ghost crying, the tune is like a wolf howling, you are eliminated, don't come back. [Imitating the tone of "Above the Moon"] "Just after the judges finished singing, she suddenly shouted," People are invincible! " Then he burst into laughter, turned and ran out. The news was published in the newspaper the next morning. The headline of the newspaper read, "Psychopaths make a scene in CCTV, shouting' People are cheap and invincible'". Wow, ok! Isn't there a better plan? A: That's not without it. A young man plays "Pteris in the Moonlight" with cucurbit silk, which is quite good. Let me think, okay? A: Yes. He jumped on the stage first and said to the back of the curtain, "Three, two, one, action! Music on! " The audience didn't respond for a long time. He tried again, but there was no response. Okay, we have to do it again. At this moment, a man came out from behind the curtain and said to him, "Brother, I don't understand foreign languages. What are you talking about? " The people on the stage were almost angry, and it took a long time to say in Chinese, "Have a good time." It was a long time before the music started. Then he picked up the gourd silk and blew it. [Spotted Bamboo in the Moonlight] B: He acted so well! Is it time to choose this program? A: Of course. Oh, wait, you won't tell me that such a long TV program is just a good program, will you? That won't happen. There is another person who plays the piano very well. Really? A: Listen. [Destiny Fragment] B: Listening to this music is simply enjoyment. You must select this program. A: No, it was eliminated directly. B: Why? Let me tell you something. He didn't play that sound. He played it on the tape recorder. B: Huh?