Why are the photos taken by my boyfriend so ugly?

First of all, because straight men think it's nothing.

The biggest difference between straight men and gay honey is that they simply can't understand the meaning of photos to women. Photos are a woman's second life. Of course, clothes, bags, shoes and hairstyles are women's second life, so women have strong vitality.

In the eyes of straight men, photos are records, and it doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not. Just be beautiful. They are not only hard on their girlfriends and wives, but also hard on themselves.

The biggest difference between straight men and gay honey is that gay honey will send beautiful selfies in the circle of friends, and straight men will definitely take selfies for fun. They take pictures not for beauty, but for freedom. In the eyes of straight men, the standard of a good photo is to let go of yourself.

Looking at Gao's selfie, you can probably understand how straight men want to take pictures, and they dare not put them on if their eyes are spicy.

Almost all the photos taken by my family's Damei are chewing or talking. Mouth movements destroy the five senses, and none of them look good, but he is particularly proud: this shows that I am very close to you, and others can't photograph your profile. I can't spit out this brain circuit, so I have to go with him.

The second reason is that boyfriends think truth is more important than beauty.

A boy in Zhihu asked me that my girlfriend always thought I was ugly, but that's what I look like. Should I tell the truth?

In fact, it is not a question of telling the truth, but in the eyes of girls, no matter what a person looks like, he can shoot well, but in the eyes of boys, it is unscientific.

Facts have proved that girls are right.

Take taking pictures, anyone can always take pictures from a more beautiful angle than she usually does. This is what girls want. Nobody asked you to make her into Fan Bingbing.

"I am ordinary and my photos can always be beautiful." The girl's point of view is here. But the idea of straight men is that no matter how beautiful your photos are, people are still ordinary. What's the point?

In the eyes of straight men, in addition to the real record, photos also play an important role in showing how cute my girlfriend is. The loveliness of his girlfriend in his eyes is basically the black spots in the eyes of girls: strange expressions, mysterious heights and spasmodic movements.

Look at Stephen Chow's filming of Karen Mok in "God's Food", and you will understand the bad taste of straight men.

Karen Mok must like Stephen Chow very much.

Boyfriend doesn't want to take pains to make you beautiful, and there is also a psychological fear that you will be proud when you show off in an ostentatious manner and be targeted by others. If he takes a beautiful picture of you, you will send it to your circle of friends, and the boys who see your circle of friends may come to tease you.

Liu said that he was blind and could not see how beautiful milk tea was. In fact, most straight men have face blindness when facing their girlfriends or wives.

Some netizens suggested to the straight man: "Don't pat the side with a flat nose, don't pat the back with a big face, and don't let go of your posture, so don't shout 123 for a long time without pressing the shutter, which will make her laugh stiff." This kind of advice, straight man came back in one sentence: in my eyes, you are resistant to 360 degrees without dead ends. I can't tell you have a flat nose and a big face.

Once I blamed Damei for making me fat. He said you should face up to the bleak life and accept who you really are. That sounds reasonable. But why is the photo taken by my best friend the next day thin and beautiful?

After all, it's not that your boyfriend can't take good photos, but that he is too lazy to take your photos in the way you want.

On the issue of taking pictures, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, which is not a channel at all.

Many works by Japanese photographer Nobuyoshi Araki are created with the theme of the etheric sun. The name of art can't hide the truth that he made his wife ugly. Everyone thinks that your boyfriend must call the police if he shoots you like this.

Girlfriends are definitely more reliable than boyfriends in making you beautiful. What should my boyfriend do if his best friend is absent? The following tricks are very useful.

Let him be a model first, choose a good angle to take a good view and order one. Let him come and look at this photo, tell him to take it like this, and then you go to his position and pose.

If he is taller than you, always remind him to squat down and shoot.

Remind him to concentrate.

Each posture lasts at least 10 second, and then moves when you hear a click.

Don't expect him to guide your styling, practice in front of the mirror yourself.

When taking pictures seriously, be sure to remind him to "make me beautiful."

Lower the requirements and win by quantity. Let him take pictures at any time, and take more pictures at a time. 100 photos, you can always choose three or five photos that can be sent to your circle of friends.

It is important to sum up afterwards. Maybe it's not that he doesn't want you to be beautiful, but that his understanding of beauty is different from yours. So you should find out the photo you think is good, praise him in time and tell him what you think is good about this photo. More often, he will form a conditioned reflex and take pictures according to your thinking.

Don't say you made me ugly. It hurts too much. Not hurting your boyfriend, but hurting yourself, because his inner OS must be, you are like this.