The Ugly Girl’s Counterattack

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My husband is a handsome guy (The Ugly Girl’s Counterattack)

My name is Wu Lili, and as the name suggests, in the first 24 years of my life In my entire life, no one has ever described me as beautiful, including my mother. Fortunately, I am optimistic by nature, and there are many things to pursue in life besides beauty, such as delicious food. So, as you can imagine, not only am I not beautiful, I am also fat.

My best friend Xixi said that a person always has advantages. We spent a night to find out carefully. Well, I am good at cooking instant noodles, and I have poems and books in my belly. When a typhoon comes, you can also use your body as a tree stump for girls with slim waists. It feels so fulfilling, hahahaha!

Girls who love to laugh are not bad luck. After graduation, I was hired by one of the top advertising companies in the city. I think about my graduation project that year, when I worked on a copywriting plan for a burger restaurant. The instructor gave me a thumbs up and praised that after reading my copywriting, my taste buds were opened up! On the first day I joined the company, I was shocked. Was it really not a modeling agency? All the female colleagues are slim and fashionably dressed, making me look like a cleaning lady.

Forget it, we rely on our talents to make a living, and inner "fulfillment" is more important than anything else. I was letting my mind wander, but I was dragged by personnel to accept new employee induction training. The moment I stepped into the door of the training room, in front of me The fire was radiating, and a strong electric current shot through the body. Female hormones were secreted rapidly, as if she was in a fairyland full of flowers. There is a super handsome guy sitting in the classroom, with the face shape of King Kaikai, the eyebrows of Huo Jianhua, and the figure of Eddie Peng. I seriously doubt that he looks like the image of a male god in my mind. God, I have not been in love in 24 years. How could Xiao Chunchun resist such a huge temptation!

I slowly moved to his side with small steps, and sat down gracefully. He turned his head and looked into my eyes, smiled, and said to me in a magnetic voice: "Hello, my name is Yang Qi, and we will be colleagues from now on." My heart was about to jump out, and I said no nervously. When he spoke, he had no choice but to stiffly raise the corners of his mouth in response.

The first day at work ended with me immersed in various "lewd" fantasies. Yang Qitong and I were assigned to the planning department. From now on, we will be close to each other. It turns out that going to work can be such a happy thing! However, the reality is cruel. There are more wolves than meat in the planning department. My male idol is surrounded by a group of beauties all day long and has no chance to notice me.

When I got home, I looked in the mirror seriously for an hour for the first time. My face was blurred, my facial features were squeezed by fat, my old-fashioned ponytail, and my bloated body. Always wear it under a loose shirt. "Xixi, I want to lose weight, I want to become beautiful, I want to buy clothes, and I want to learn makeup!" After answering the phone, I yelled like a slogan.

Xixi on the other end was confused. When I found out what happened, she was extremely supportive. She immediately customized a counterattack plan for me and expressed her willingness to supervise me every day. She said that if you want to become beautiful, you must lose weight first. Come on, future goddess! I sweated in the moonlight and seemed to feel the fat leaving my body along with the sweat. It was great!

Soon, I received my first advertising plan to promote a rice cooker. Fortunately, Yang Qi was assigned to the same team as me to complete this planning project.

We went to the customer's unit to experience the product. It happened that the customer was conducting an experiment. Four different rice cookers were used to cook the same type of rice, allowing participants to taste the taste of the rice. I have always been good at eating, so I volunteered to participate in the experiment. Every kind of food has its original unique taste. The fragrance of white rice is refreshing. I chewed and tasted every bowl with my heart, and quickly judged that the most delicious bowl happened to be the rice cooker we were promoting. . The client was very proud, thought we had good taste, fully communicated his demands to us, and gave us full trust to express that he was looking forward to our planning project.

On the way back to the company, Yang Qi admired my skill very much: "Wu Lili, you are so awesome, you can tell the difference between the same white rice."

"Then Yes, my hobby is not just eating." I regretted it as soon as I said it proudly. My image!

"You are so knowledgeable about eating, can you take me to look for food at noon in the future? Speaking of which, our company's lunch boxes are really unflattering. I am a bit picky about eating, but I am not good at it. "The male god's tone was so sincere. I was so elated and my character exploded. When I was thinking about how to seduce him, he actually came to my door. Isn't this God helping me? !

"Okay, okay, but sometimes the food I eat is not too high-end, such as roadside stalls, skewers shops and the like."

"It's okay. I will follow you wherever you go.”

After that, we worked on planning projects together and had lunch together. Our relationship became much closer. Where there are many women, there are also many disputes, and gradually rumors spread among colleagues. One day I was squatting in the toilet, and the voice of Amy from the department drifted over: "You said Xiao Yang is so handsome, why is his taste so bad? He hangs out with a piece of pork chop all day long, he really has a strong taste.

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The owner of the other voice should be Mimi: "You don't know, a few days ago, Xiaotong, the goddess of the marketing department, took the initiative to ask him out, but he actually refused. This is something that has never happened in the company. Son, it is said that he may be gay! In order to deceive others, find an ugly woman to pretend! "

What the hell? My boyfriend is gay! I go running every day without eating dinner just because of him. I donate all my salary to the cosmetics counter. I suppress my temper and speak softly and pretend to be elegant. You are now Tell me he is gay! And use me as a shield? Ugly women are human beings too!

I couldn’t hold back my outburst of anger and opened the toilet door, ignoring the horrified looks in my eyes. , rushed out. But his head hit a strong muscle, and he looked up and saw who else was there if it wasn't Yang Qi. "Yang Qi, come out, I have something to ask you." "As he said that, he couldn't help but drag him out of the office building.

"What happened! You look like you are eating someone. "Yang Qi was completely confused.

"Are you gay? "

"What? "

"gay! Gay! "

"Why do you ask that? "Yang Qi's expression was a little distorted, but it didn't affect his face, which was still so beautiful.

"Amy and the others just said that you were using me to hide the fact that you are gay. "

"Do you believe their gossip? It's a bit selfish for me to have lunch with you, but please don't question my sexual orientation. This is an insult to me, okay! "Yang Qi's tone was serious but filled with anger.

"Selfishness, what selfishness? "At this moment, I wish he would say that it's because he likes me and wants to spend more time with me. But let's get back to reality. He said that since joining the company, four female colleagues have taken the initiative to date him. He really doesn't want to waste his energy on it. In addition to work, in order to avoid these fierce women, they accidentally dragged me into this dispute. Well, even so, I was willing to do it. As long as I was not gay, I had a chance, so I licked it. Say? Sorry to him!

After the cooperation project ended, we gradually became estranged and started working on new projects. He may be a little worried about the last incident.

Xixi supervised my running while eating potato chips: "Woman, it seems to be working for you recently. You see your trouser legs are obviously looser. ”

I replied with some frustration: “It’s useless. My male idol has ignored me recently. Who can show me how thin I am?” ”

“That can’t be said. You have lost weight beautifully and you are happy when you look at it. Besides, it is also good for your health! "

"No, the ancient power in my body has been suppressed for too long. It must explode today. Come and eat skewers with me." "So, I took Xixi out to indulge.

"Boss, twenty skewers each of pig intestines, chicken wings, duck tongue, mutton skewers, leeks, and eggplants, plus two bottles of beer. "It feels so good to be a female foodie! Xixi looked like are you crazy? "What are you afraid of? Let's eat this meal first. Only when we are full can we have the strength to continue to act cool. "I grabbed the bottle and took a sip.

Suddenly someone tapped me on the shoulder and turned around: Yang Qi! I hurriedly swallowed the beer in my mouth and said in surprise: "Why are you here. "

"Didn't you bring me here? It's really delicious. I come here often at night, but I've never met you. "I was suddenly touched that he actually liked my favorite shop. I acted like a nymphomaniac, but Yang Qi pointed at Xixi and asked me: "Is this beauty your friend? Don't you want to introduce it? "My heart banged" and I sank to the bottom of the water. A bad premonition came over me.

Xixi and I met in kindergarten. Her appearance as the sister next door has always been popular. I have a crush on her. Whenever boys meet Xixi, they all have a crush on her. Fortunately, Xixi is not the legendary green tea bitch. She will deliberately keep a distance from my crush. Even so, those boys will not settle for the next best option. I, therefore, have never complained about her in my heart. Who let my innate shortcomings not be corrected? Could it be that this time, I still can't escape the cycle of fate?

While I was thinking, Xixi stood up generously. He introduced himself: "Hello, I heard Lili mention you a long time ago. My name is Xixi, and I am her best friend. ”

“It’s fate that I met you two by chance today. I’ll be the host. You’re welcome to eat whatever you want.” "Yang Qi said that he pulled out a stool and sat down directly.

"Smelly men all have the same behavior. They get mad when they see beautiful women. Damn, I and I have had so many meals at noon, all made of AA food. Today Pretend to be rich, let’s see if I don’t make you poor! "I was thinking fiercely in my heart, and I casually called the boss, and he brought me ten skewers of all kinds of meat.

Xixi and Yang Qi were so shocked that they couldn't open their mouths from ear to ear, and said in unison: "Are you okay? Vomited. "

"It's completely stress-free, you don't have to worry about it. Maybe eating it is not enough. "I said angrily.

The dinner finally ended with me vomiting. My grandma, my stomach had shrunk just a few days after losing weight, and I was beaten in the face in front of the male god. Bang.

After that day, Yang Qi would have lunch with me every now and then, but based on my experience, he probably wanted to use me as a springboard to get to know Xixi. Sure enough, he proposed to date me on the weekend. Listening to the opera, saying that if the two of us are bored, we can bring our best friends with us, it's all a routine! I just don't feel bored. Looking at his pretending to be indifferent, I feel secretly happy.

No matter who his drunken intentions were, after all, this was the first official date in my life. I rummaged through the cabinets and tried on all the clothes I could try on, but found that all the clothes I wore were the same. The sheets seemed too wide, so I made a habit of calling Xixi to ask for help buying clothes. Standing in front of the mirror in the dressing room, I couldn't calm down with excitement. I could finally wear size M. It turned out that I could look very feminine in a dress.

Xixi winked at me: "You've got it? It's pretty fast." I suddenly felt a little guilty. It was obvious that she was the one she wanted to date, so wasn't I just playing scheming? Men are like clothes. My best friends are siblings. Over the years, Xixi has been with me through various love breakups (failed crushes). If it doesn’t work, I have to confess.

Unexpectedly, after Xixi heard my confession, she rolled her eyes expressionlessly and said, "What's the point? Love should be fought for. I support you to do whatever it takes to get him. Besides, I'm not interested in handsome guys." "Recently, I have a new goal, hehehe."

"Who?" "Show you the photos on my phone." After seeing the photos, I really want to spurt two liters of blood. A slightly fat and ugly man, what kind of abnormal aesthetic is this? This level is almost the same as mine! Bah bah bah! How can I belittle myself? I will soon leave the fat world and become as thin as a bolt of lightning, blinding everyone's eyes.

On the weekend, I wore a new dress and went to the appointment with great expectations. After the opera, I discovered that Yang Qi was not only beautiful on the outside, but also so rich on the inside. He has seen all the top ten operas in the world, and "Pride and Prejudice" is actually one of his favorite masterpieces. He also has a special liking for Robert Haigh's piano music. I suddenly felt how superficial it was to be obsessed with him in the first place. In this world, if I can meet a soulmate, I will have no regrets in my life, even if I can't be a boyfriend and girlfriend. When I think about it, my heart feels lighter...

Our *** worked for two years, and then he resigned. The reason was that he was afraid of shocking your jaws, because we got married, and he Avoid suspicion. You must be wondering what tricks I used to trap him. In fact, it was he who initiated the relationship.

I remember that day in the crisp autumn weather, Yang Qi worked on a new project and asked me to have dinner at noon to celebrate. I gnawed on a chicken leg and asked him: "How about fast food to celebrate?" He handed me a tissue and replied: "Then Continue at night? "

"I won't eat dinner to lose weight."

"You were much thinner than when you entered the company."< /p>

I rolled my eyes at him: "How could you be so thin without losing weight? I can't figure out the cause and effect. It's really worrying about my IQ."

He wiped his hands and sat upright, speaking seriously. I said: "I heard that finding a smart woman can solve the IQ problem of future generations. How about you come and help me."

I said without raising my eyes: "Although we are very familiar with each other, this Don't make such a joke, I will take it seriously, and I will stick with you when the time comes. Don't cry."

"Look at me, I'm serious, let's date, I think we are quite suitable. "I heard the sincere voice, raised my head, looked at each other, still a little unbelievable.

I asked: "Why did you fall in love with me? I'm fat and not good-looking."

"I have no interest in beautiful women. It's not like you don't know. My standards are very low." , as long as I can eat, it’s ok. Being with you is never boring.”

“Then I’ll think about it?”

“It’s up to you. Just tell me after you've thought about it." This guy looked like he was determined to win, but he was sure to win, because I held his arm when I left after finishing the meal, and I secretly saw the corner of his mouth curl up. Got it...

Postscript:

Xi Xi also got rid of the little fat. The four of us often go out to eat together, go hiking and play mahjong. I often think with disdain, What's the use of looking good, the aesthetic taste is so low.

It shows that God is fair. Only in this way can we, the diaosi serfs, become masters and gain full happiness!