Funny copywriting popular on WeChat

1. If an apology helps, 0.0 needs 0 St. 0 Luo 0 Lan 0,00. What do Gucci, Chanel, Dior, Lancome and Estee Lauder do?

2. Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart and empty the bill, indicating that the payment is successful.

In the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said, "Ask me if you have any questions!" " A classmate went over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?"

Although I stay at home every day, I have no intention of dressing up, and my life is sloppy, but my charm is not diminished. Men keep calling me. They are SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express, Dayun Express, Tian Tian Express and Postal Parcel Express.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) from the beginning

I sent 3 thousand, and now it's millions. I don't want to show off anything, just want to tell you that the happiness of fighting landlords mainly depends on luck.

6. Go out shopping and find beautiful women and ugly men all over the street. Suddenly I feel very sad: Why don't I have a girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

7. quarreling with others, I want to scold him for being inferior to others. As a result, I said that my dog was inferior to others. When I found it wrong, I quickly changed my mind and said that you are not as good as a dog.

8. Other people's.

30 years old: change partners. Maserati, gtr, King, RO.