I want to find some hilarious jokes (common,

classification: entertainment and leisure > > Humor and funny

Analysis:

Hehe:) One of the mother jokes (classic funny)

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C said to F: What are you busy with?

F said to c: I'll be busy whatever your boy is busy with.

comment: actually, what else can you do? FC: UK has become a world famous brand in France.

second,

I said to u: I only belong to you

U said to me: you are very to my taste, but too slim!

comment: I & U，ALWAYS，FOREVER。 Boys ALWAYS want to grow stronger, girls FOREVER always shout to lose weight

third,

D says to M: You are so talkative!

M said to d: it's just to describe the bow that please your boy.

comment: MD (damn it), what are they talking about?

fourthly,

J said to O: What's the surprise? Never seen it, have you?

O said to j: you misunderstood!

comment: JO? OJ？ I can't spell it correctly! How they want to play is their business!

fifth:

W says to P: Raise the flag?

P said to w: haven't you got up yet?

comment: it is only after careful PW (taste) that I know that raising the flag in front of Tiananmen Square is really magnificent! After waking up the "sleeping lion", then waking up the sleeping beauty! In order to exercise, for the healthy growth of the next generation of the motherland, after the national flag is raised, everyone must insist on doing morning exercises! ) ~~

sexteth,

Y said to x: Is it above or below?

X said to y: is it different?

Comment: Mathematical expression, X+Y = 69

Zhao Benshan fooled the IQ of NBA stars, which is super funny. This joke is the most lethal in history, and it can make 6 million people laugh. Hoho:) ~

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. It's time to take the IQ test!"

Gao Xiumin: "There aren't many cheat people in the Spring Festival. Last year, people sold their cars this year. The life in the United States is quite good. You are tossing these idiots!"

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child, who is just 6 years old this year. He has never seen you before. Now you go to see him with a large group of people, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked when he heard this, thinking that everyone in China knows that I have an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photo!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you have brought a group of women, you are a man! "

Gao Xiumin No.2 Duncan, please listen to the question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the referee's father. Why? "

Duncan "Because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't say it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! For the correct answer, please ask the guest Rodman to answer! "

Rodman replied, "He called the referee Mom. That referee is a woman. One year, she called me a technical foul, and I touched her pp ... "(Stern quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled the ball, you defended the third way, and O 'Neill defended the third way, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe laughed. "I think that Jordan is old and old, and he can't get along with me. Of course, he fainted!"

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "Ten points for correct answer! No wonder you got married so early! "

Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. (On the big screen is the King of the Warring States, and Malone swung Webber's face with blood with one elbow.) Excuse me, which one hurts when you hit your head with your left elbow or your right elbow?"

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Webber replied, "It's a headache! My head hurts! "

Gao Xiumin "No.5 is called Kidd, who drives fast. It is said that one day you drove through a narrow road and a car came right in front of you. You both stopped the car at the same time. At this time, there was no moon in the sky, and the lights and street lamps were broken. How did you see it?"

Kidd blinks. "Because it's daytime! There is the sun in the sky! "

Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Answer this question right! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a tip? You reported the plane ticket when you came! "

Gao Xiumin "No.6 O 'Neill, please listen to the question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

"Three fools!" O 'Neill grinned.

Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old man! " Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand, and he looked confused.

Zhao Benshan "No.7 Wang Zhizhi. Villagers are in tears when they meet villagers. China people have a high IQ, and gold shines everywhere. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They are going to space for a one-year investigation. The smoker brought ten cigarettes and the alcoholic brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunkard was slightly drunk and looked very satisfied, while the smoker looked depressed. Why? "

Wang Zhizhi clapped his hands and laughed. "He forgot to bring a light!"

At this moment, O 'Neill shouted, "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" (Stern quickly pulls O 'Neill out. "Don't be ashamed here. I won't bring you here in the future!" )

After the party, O 'Neill has been moping about the embarrassing things at the party. Back to the Lakers club, I happened to meet Fei Shuai. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a brain teaser. My father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

Fei Shuai "Your father's name is really strange, but it's quite right! If you think I'm handsome and ice-smart, you can't get me with this question! Presumably this third child is O 'Neill! "

"no!" O' Neill shouted, "The third name is Zhao Benshan!"

hehe, I have many more, all of which were introduced to me by tx _