Philosophical quotations from Fortress Besieged

100 philosophical quotations from Fortress Besieged

1. Marriage is a siege. People outside the city want to go in, and people in the city want to come out.

A doctor is also a kind of butcher.

Unfortunately, poetry is meaningful.

If you want to get married, travel first.

5. Misunderstanding is god's solution.

6. Unexpectedly, your knowledge is so mediocre that you can make an editorial.

7. Old people fall in love, just like an old house is on fire.

Being a matchmaker and being a mother are two basic desires of women.

9. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment.

10. Love. Although women need new ones to be interesting, friends still make the old ones better.

1 1. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

12. My family name is Qian all my life. Do I still believe in money?

13. The humor produced by advocacy must be man-made humor.

14. Since then, their friendship has grown like a tropical plant.

15. Passionate love has long been the culmination of engagement, and once the marriage is over, everything will be over.

16. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.

17. Where there are chickens and ducks: there is more manure; Where there are young women: talk a lot.

18. There are many scenes between heaven and earth that you can only see with your eyes closed, such as dreams.

19. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.

20. The most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death.

2 1. Women are stupid, just like men want, no more, no less.

22. There are no accidents in the world, only the necessity of wearing makeup and masks.

23. I think the most boastful time for all women is watching two men compete for her.

24. When we were young, we always misunderstood our creative impulse as creative talent.

It is cruel to look at an ugly woman carefully, unless she is a bad person, you should punish her.

26. Milk is for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

27. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others?

28. There is no woman who feels unlovable, and there is no man who feels inferior to others.

29. The thorn in life lies here. What you don't want to leave is what you don't want to leave

30. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close, spiders will hang nets.

3 1. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.

We call Miss S, who is scantily clad, a "partial truth" because the truth is naked.

33. If you ate an egg and thought it tasted good, why did you go to see the hen of the egg?

34. We can not only imagine that the grapes we can't pick are sour, but also very likely they are exceptionally sweet.

35. Mr. Fang feels patriotic and the country doesn't love him. Many young chaste widows are not favored by Weng Gu's resentment.

36. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.

37. Turning patience into enjoyment is the greatest victory of spirit over matter. The soul can be independent or deceive itself.

38. There were waves of women's laughter on the stairs, and pieces of glass houses as fragile as flowers collapsed.

39. We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

40. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, then the button is also a symbol of being stuck. You have to watch yourself!

4 1. A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is worthless; It's no use being crazy at 30.

42. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.

43. Get rid of the old saying that "women are the most terrible"! There is nothing to say!

44. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are. Science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless.

45. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on a person's face, eyes suddenly brighten, and teeth shine between lips and kisses.

46. People with no education are deceived by others because they can't read; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

47. Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or thorns in fish slices, will give people an unexpected pain.

48. When Queen Elizabeth II visited China, she wanted to see him. He said, "I'm not with her. I have nothing to say when I see her! "

49. As the maid said, she, Zhou and the news in her eyes are so busy that you can see the pivot line of the spring water in the air.

50. Many people talk about marriage in the tone of same-sex love, not because of the girl herself, but because they envy her father or brother.

5 1. Miss Su's cheeks suddenly turned red under the faint rouge, like oil stains on paper, which covered her face in an instant and made her charming and shy.

52. Mrs. Zhang speaks Shanghai dialect better than her husband, but she always reveals her hometown dialect, as if the gown is too small to cover the robe inside.

53. People around the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in, mostly for marriage and career.

54. There is a kind of people who only borrow money and don't pay it back, so there is a kind of humanism that only teaches others, not their own morality.

55. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; On the contrary, useless things will be covered and defended by people, and they can also avoid being abandoned.

56. Mrs. Sun's eyes are red and swollen, and her eyes seem to be saturated with tears, like dewdrops on petals in summer morning, and her fingers will fall off at the slightest touch.

57. On the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes dropped bombs for the first time ... From then on, one plane after another visited, and there was a peerless beauty who took care of the whole city first and then the whole country.

58. Miss Zhang is an eighteen-year-old tall girl with bright colors and tight clothes. She will be as strong as her grandfather's foreign firm in the future.

59. People around the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career or (games), most wishes in life are like this.

60. The meaning of a sentence lies in the listener's mind. It's often like a strange cat entering a room, and there is no sound at all. You didn't realize it existed until it was called Miao.

6 1. Rumors spread faster than flu, have more energy than meteors, are more malicious than hooligans, and are more exhausting than abortion.

62. When a woman is happy in love, she never thinks of "getting married". Only when she has doubts will she ask a man to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so safe.

63. The driver swore, and now he swore even more. There is only one meaning of swearing: the bus driver is willing to have physical love with his mother and grandmother.

64. Her frankness made Hung-chien even more suspicious. He felt that it was the passionate stability of love, as if the ocean was calm after the hurricane, and there were surging forces lurking below at any time.

65. The child is less than two years old. His nose is flat, his eyes are oblique, his eyebrows are high and far away from his eyes. He is lovesick, just like the face of China people in newspaper cartoons.

66. A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

67. In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style that has been preserved to this day, while in our China family, the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is no less than their long history.

68. Most things in the world seem to be handled casually, but minor things are simply not available. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.

69. To say that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman, she is just smart and lazy.

70. Since he found his lover these two days, he has learned a lot about his shortcomings in appearance. It seems that only a poor man with a suit knows every spot and patch on it.

7 1. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.

72. Good stories such as "Being in the country" and "Returning government to the people" are just empty bubbles in language. In fact, it's like a magician playing with a flying knife, letting go and not letting go.

73. The dog lost the meat bone in his mouth in pursuit of the meat bone in the water! I married my lover as I wished. I'm afraid I'll feel sorry for the shadow I'll never see again at that time.

74. It is the last place for colleagues to get married, because no one can fool who is an expert in the other's affairs, and the husband will not be incredible or blindly worship his wife, so the foundation of marriage will not be solid.

75. Some so-called seminars actually invite some irresponsible people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a meeting!

76. Her long-term understanding with Zhao will not turn into love with the passage of time, just like the daily climate in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring day.

77. When someone is lovelorn, they will immediately show their sadness in a bloody public exhibition like a beggar's rotten leg, which will make people feel pity, or things have changed, like a soldier's golden sore, which makes people dumbfounded.

It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is solemn, just like the biological name of rose is "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term of divorce is "divorce by agreement".

79. The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face. He won't squeeze his eyebrows out of his nose. There are several wine thorns on the tip of his nose, like an immature strawberry. He is a hero at first sight.

80. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.

8 1. The phrase "happiness forever" is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion.

82. That woman usually has a narcissistic and indifferent look-the look of a perfunctory guest at a big party or an untimely unmarried girl at a wedding reception-and now she shows disgust, which can't be covered by black glasses.

83. Love is as greedy as fire, because it will spread and be as cruel. It destroys the solid raw materials in the prison and turns the ashes into light and enthusiasm ... Time will erode friendship, just like water flowing through a stone, but it will wash it away.

84. Throughout his life, Hung-chien hated modern girls in small cities, outdated fashions and urbanization in rural areas. Just like the first tailor-made suit in China, foreigners' old clothes were patched on both sides, and sleeves and trousers were made exactly the same.

85. Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.

86. I promised to visit her in the past. Why not go once? I know there may be a lot of trouble in the future, but life is too boring and ready-made girlfriends are too scarce! Just like a person who can't sleep, he doesn't care about the harm of sleeping pills. The first thing he wants is to be comfortable in front of him.

87. Under Mrs. Shen's eyes, there are two black bags under her eyes, like round-shell marching thermos bottles, which should be filled with affectionate tears. The thick rouge on the lips was brought into the mouth by spitting, and the dark and uneven teeth were stained with red marks, as bloody as the murder clues in detective novels.

88. At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.

A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.

90. You won't know me, although you have been cheated by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ Du, know who I am.

9 1. Some people call her "deli" because only deli will publicly display a lot of warm meat; Others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth is naked" and Miss Bao is not naked, so she changed it to "partial truth".

92. Women are natural political animals. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics. ..... Women don't have to study politics, but today's politicians have to learn from women if they want to succeed.

93. Women who have read several books are the most difficult to control. Men must be one level higher than her, and they will never be as good as her. Therefore, college graduates can only marry middle school girls, and international students can marry college girls. Only foreigners dare to marry a woman who is a doctor studying abroad, otherwise the man is at least a double doctor.

94. It is a pleasure to give food to people who have their own food; It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.

95. His happiness came from sleep, which made him wake up four or five times. Every time he wakes up, it's like Tang Xiaofu's face is in front of his eyes and his voice is in his ear. (Inspirational Life Network) ... When I finally woke up, it was already cloudy. He thinks it is not safe to choose this day. He hopes that he can dry the faint water clouds in the sky with blotting paper.

96. However, somehow, he always feels that this girlish spirit is not worthy of Miss Su, not because she is old ... but because her personality is not suitable. For example, a kitten chasing its tail in circles, we watch it funny, but a puppy chasing it and circling with its short tail is not so interesting.

97. (Miss Su) Smile coldly, like a cold snowy day, holding hands ... Hung-chien thought how affectionate it was to hold hands when we broke up last year. Holding her hand today is like holding cold-blooded shark fin. ..... At this time, his psychology is like a student cramming for the exam, sleeping all night, and finding that the homework he thinks he is familiar with is still raw.

98. Men are willing to buy candy, clothes and cosmetics for women, but only lend her books, and women don't want him to give them to her if they don't buy them. What is the truth? Borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, without any trace. This is the inevitable initial stage of love between men and women. Once you borrow books, the problem is big.

99. (Teacher Zhang) He has only one daughter, and he spends a lot of money working in the local area, teaching others foreign skills and habits that can be cultivated at school, and letting beauty salons and hairdressers create foreign fashions and postures. ..... He thought that a girl would be old at the age of twenty, but she wouldn't get married after that, so she had to go to an antique exhibition to be mourned.

100. Prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is the daily life of people without thoughts and the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts. If you can't be biased, then you should be objective, fair and serious at any time and anywhere. It's like building a house with only a living room but no bedroom. It's like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and posing for the camera.

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