Vulgar [as vulgar as grass]

The director often educates people around him and says, "People should have some taste when they are alive, and don't be vulgar all day." The director is fully qualified to educate everyone in this way. He is a talent in a small town, and all his colleagues respect him and call him the director of the director.

In fact, the secretary is vulgar and eats, drinks and plays with his colleagues all day. Once a superior leader who likes calligraphy came to inspect, and then the directors accompanied him to a banquet. During the dinner, everyone saw that the leaders were in high spirits and demanded Mo Bao in succession. The leader asked impromptu: "Do you like the word' Qigong'?"

The directors on the table didn't understand what this meant and looked at each other for a while. A man is very clever and asks, "Oh, do you write with Qigong?" That would be great. "

The leader looked at the man and was silent for a while and said, "Your idea is wonderful, too." Everyone laughed. The leader said meaningfully, "You guys, you have time to improve your taste."

Later, everyone realized that Qi Gong was a master of contemporary calligraphy, and his handwriting was exquisite and meaningful to the extreme. The leader wanted to imitate the font of Qigong that day. So, everyone laughed at the man. The man curled his lips and said, "They are all people who eat, drink and have fun. Who is laughing at who? " Do you have the ability to face it like you just laid an egg? "

This man's words deeply inspired the director's ambition. Then, the director began to study crazily. His wife is distressed that he pays attention to his health. The director said, "If you don't learn something, you can't stop those colleagues, and the leaders will look down on them!"

Under this powerful impetus, the director quickly set foot in more than 40 fields such as writing, calligraphy, painting, epigraphy, collection, photography, chess, Go, fishing and computer. And there are small achievements in various fields.

After a small achievement, the director became interested in various certificates. He said, "Who can rank without a certificate?"

As a result, the secretary drove around with gifts all day, and with that little achievement or even no achievement, she got all kinds of certificates for the director. For example, writers association membership card, photography association membership card, calligraphy and painting association membership card, Jinshi association membership card, chess competition award certificate, swimming competition award certificate. ...

With those certificates, the director's speech is much more powerful. No matter which topic is discussed with other directors and colleagues, the director always listens patiently. While the man was talking excitedly, the director suddenly laughed. A sensitive person asked, "What's the matter?" The director has just begun to express his ideas. If the speaker argues, the secretary will attach it to his ear and whisper, "He belongs to an association!" " "

Another day, the secretary asked the man out privately and showed him the red certificate. The man took a deep breath and immediately admired the director.

In this way, the director began to be quite famous. No matter who is discussing anything in front of him, look at his expression first and ask him for advice from time to time. Who can not fear such a learned man?

In this era when certificates are more important than Mount Tai, whoever has certificates has the right to speak. The director is well aware of this. But the truth is really funny. An outstanding talent like the director soon died young.

After the meeting that day, the driver took the director home. On the way, he passed a bridge. Looking at the straight bridge, the director felt itchy and wanted to drive by himself. The driver said, "Let's find an open space later."

The secretary said unhappily, "Why don't you believe me? I also have a driver's license. " The driver had to make way.

The bridge is straight, but the director's car is not. When a truck crossed the street, the director turned the steering wheel and tried to brake, but stepped on the accelerator. The car that turned left and right on the bridge suddenly went straight to the guardrail!

The guardrail didn't stop the crazy car, and the car rushed into the river under the bridge. The river was not deep, but the director who was thrown out of the car drowned. The driver climbed up the river bank, trembling with fear.

Losing such excellent talents is a great loss for many associations. The memorial service is also unprecedented and breathtaking.

When the host of the memorial service, Voice of Clarity, read out the director's life and honor, he observed a collective silence for three minutes.

At this time, a little girl's voice asked weakly, "Mom, how could the swimming champion be drowned?"

A woman stopped gently and said, "Quiet! Don't make any noise! "

(Excerpted from Guangzhou Daily)