Classic lines of the movie "Big shot"

Big shot is a comedy film produced by Columbia Pictures, which mainly tells the story of You You, a laid-off worker from the photography department of the film studio, hosting a funeral for Taylor, a Hollywood big shot director. The following is a review of the film for everyone, I hope it will help you.

1.

If you want to make money by making records, you are all fucking idiots. Stars have to take money. Contact several newspapers and TV stations first, then hire a few unscrupulous entertainers with high salaries, hold other artists for PK every day, and create some gossip scandals. What does a star depend on? Relying on the exposure rate, this exposure rate went up, and advertising endorsements followed. At the beginning, how much money you smashed in, plus two zeros, was directly recovered. I'm telling you, if someone talks about Shang Yan, the appearance fee will be cashed out immediately, and you can't talk about the box office share. If you are interested, you can make 3 or 4 tours a year. If there are too many, I dare not say. I will guarantee you a year and earn 1 million yuan.

Second,

Be sure to sign the best record company, hire the producer of the imperial palace in Wang Fei, and invite the most famous songwriter to write songs. There must be a dedicated image designer and a personal assistant to accompany him 24 hours a day.

Give him everything that can be fried, such as raising pandas, issuing stamps and London Show. There are no new songs. Have a birthday party.

Play unplugged after the birthday party.

Third,

Invite a professional host of HNWS when holding a concert, the kind who can talk in a suit. Just stand in front of the camera, no matter what happens, just wait and shout, "Where's the corn?" A real Hunan sissy, I'm proud ...

Fourth,

Record two songs of saliva in advance, and download them directly online for a fee.

You have to charge at least 5 yuan for downloading a song.

Then release a crystal SP gold disc, which * * * has a code, which is just one word, expensive! ~ two songs will cost fifty or sixty.

V.

At the concert, fans either hold up a light sign or wave two light sticks. If you just hold up a poster, you are embarrassed to say hello to others.

VI.

Tell me, how much is the average ticket price for this person to "sing"?

well, I think, how can I get 25?

25? That's stupid! From 5 RMB. Don't be too expensive, there is no discount. You have to study the consumption psychology of crops. Willing to pay 25 for her ticket corn, I don't care if I have to pay 25 more. What is pure corn? Do you know? Pure corn, is to watch concerts, only PK popularity, do not appreciate art Therefore, the slogan of our concert is not content, but popularity ~

VII.

Anyone who wants to make money by e-commerce is a fool.

Websites have to take money to smash

Children can't catch wolves.

Hire a few swearing hotshots with high salaries

Find a few cultural celebrities as targets

Whoever gets angry will be destroyed

. It depends on the click-through rate.

The click-through rate goes up, and the next family (son) comes.

How much money you throw in

Add 1 (son) and sell it directly to the next family (son).

I also told you that if someone talks about buying a horse (son), they will cash it out.

You can't even talk about it.

If you are interested.

I'm talking about US dollars.

Eight,

You must choose the best prime location.

Hire a French designer.

You must build the highest-grade apartment.

The elevator can directly enter the house.

The minimum size of the apartment is 4 square meters.

What broadband, optical cable and satellite can you connect him?

Connect him to the upper floor. There is a swimming pool in the building.

There is an English butler standing in the building.

He wears a wig. The kind of gentleman

When the owner enters the door, he has to say

may i help you sir (what can I do for you? )

An authentic English cockney accent

Times (children) have face

Building another aristocratic school in the community

Using Harvard's

Tuition alone costs tens of thousands of dollars

Building another American clinic

Waiting for treatment 24 hours

is a word (children). Expensive

You have to spend 18 thousand yuan to see a cold

Neighbors around you either drive a BMW or a Mercedes

If you drive a Japanese car

You are embarrassed to say hello to others

You said this apartment, How much do you have to sell a square meter?

I think it's two thousand dollars anyway.

Two thousand dollars is the cost.

Don't be too expensive and don't discount.

You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners.

Owners who are willing to pay two thousand dollars to buy a house don't care about paying two thousand dollars more.

Do you know what a successful person is?

successful people buy everything

the most expensive but not the best

so, our slogan for real estate is

not seeking the best but seeking the most expensive.