What are the classic jokes in photography?

I think jokes are a necessity for everyone. No matter what line you are in, there are definitely jokes. See if there are any jokes in this regard.

Middle-aged and elderly killers are joking ~ Speaking of this, one day in the art museum, a 60-year-old man asked about Quan Huafu Nikon's camera, and then said that a Nikon F5 was introduced several years ago, which failed to catch up with the digital tide. I said that you are so convinced that you can buy Canon in full. Has that uncle been talking about Canon? No way! The lens is too bad.

I went to Hangzhou to play with my classmates in college. I saw a handsome guy taking pictures of his MM crazily, and MM cooperated with this handsome guy very coquettishly (to tell the truth, the relationship between the two is abnormal at first glance). The camera took a paraxial shot and found that the lens cover was not removed at all. I can't bear to watch MM waste her expression, so I remind you that you didn't take off your lens cover, and the handsome guy rolled his eyes. Do you blame my name is SLR ~ ~, which camera is the best ~! So I fainted n times in an instant. . .

I borrowed a Leica M6+35/ 1.4 from my friend to play with me. At that time, a group of people went on an outing, and only one of them knew Leica. There's another one. Listen to me. This camera is film, so it can't focus automatically and take pictures automatically. Taking pictures is slow. I laughed at why I still use such an old camera. It's time to change the number. I laughed at that time.

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I think jokes come from every line. Jokes just grab your appetite, that's all.