All the classic funny lines of the male gang. Ask for lines in the play, not quotations at the beginning and end of each episode.

Summary of classic lines of men's gang

first episode

Beginning: From the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we only saw two kinds of people-men and women. They belong to two different camps, and in order to completely subdue each other, everyone strangles each other. According to a distant legend, there is something called love, which can completely end the war. So everyone rushed to find and fantasize, and found that this feeling was also concocted by others in the study. So everyone is more desperate and more painful. Pinch each other to death. In fact, men and women have never known each other well. It's not hard for men to understand, but no one has told you.

End: I began to realize that everyone likes another person for his reasons. There is no love for no reason in this world. Besides wealth and status, beauty and talent, there may be other things, such as wanting a similar comfort, satisfying vanity, escaping from the past and venting some feelings. These are all in the name of love, some are drifting away, and some are really in love with you. There is a reason not to be terrible. The terrible thing is that they don't admit these reasons, but they are attributed to the mystery of fate.

the second group

Beginning: choice, the most important thing is choice. From the day we were born, we had no choice but our parents, because it existed before we were born. Besides, you can choose anything, such as choosing a good kindergarten, primary school, beautiful primary school deskmate, junior high school and senior high school, choosing a good university, choosing a good job, choosing a good TV, computer, desk lamp, stereo, choosing different brands of cosmetics and cars; Choose men and women, men choose women, women choose men, men choose men, women choose women. Throughout our life, our life is full of choices. The most important thing for a man is to choose a beautiful woman whose IQ is hovering at the passing line, or a talented woman who can write thousands of words of prose at will. For a woman, whether to choose a poor man who is good to her but has no money or a rich bastard who is bad to her.

Conclusion: We are always choosing and measuring different indicators. Choose rich people, height1.8m, bust, education, attack direction and escape route. Because this time is not perfect, we can only choose what is most beneficial to us, and choosing to be the reason why we are not eliminated has become a magic weapon for us to live. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the pleasure brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing a woman remembers is the one who is bad for you. Rich people used to treat you so well with money. We can't choose, because we have long forgotten that when we really want something in our hearts, we don't have to choose.

Episode 3

Beginning: Looking at the flow of people in this city from a certain angle at a certain time, you will find that all people are the same, with the same expression, the same pace, going to the same place and doing the same thing, just like the products on a factory assembly line. These people all have the motivation to live, and a large part of this motivation comes from one person. This person knows all your worries and all your behavior patterns. When you are depressed, it is your delivery liquid and trash can, and when you are happy, it is your toast. This man is called a confidant!

End: I don't know what a confidante means to a man. She may be an outlet for understanding women, and may be a playmate when she is not in love. Or more likely, it's just a virtual emotional environment. Let our lonely hearts find some comfort, after all, in this era, this era. We have rarely dared to pay seriously. But in any case, a confidante is someone who helps you find confidence, courage and strength. Such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulse, loneliness or loss.

The fourth episode

Beginning: Every morning, countless men and women leave their homes and go to work in their respective places on the street. They have different ideals and different occupations. But they belong to two different camps-men and women. Over the years, the people of these two camps have been fighting, always fighting, and they should get more privileges from each other while retaining their privileges. They were so greedy that they never signed a fair and reasonable agreement. When two people date, it is natural for a woman to be late, but it is not reliable for a man to be late. How to explain it is useless! )

Conclusion: From the day of birth, men and women have their own advantages and disadvantages. Why do men pursue women? Why do women keep running away? When you were chased by me as prey, why did you tell me what to do in turn? In fact, men and women are like two puzzles. Only when you find your own piece will you be happy and satisfied. At least left watched Mickey cry, and he suddenly realized a huge mistake. When a woman is extremely sad, all you can do is hug her silently. Then, crying worse than her. Because no matter how you compare it, every woman's innate maternal love will always be the greatest love you have ever experienced.

Episode 5

Have you ever followed a person and sneaked behind him carefully, wondering what he was doing when he left you? Are you catching a thief at this time, or are you a thief yourself? Ah, let me ask you something.

Why should we follow the people we love? What will happen to us if we really catch them? Is it for the pleasure of larger foe, or to satisfy your own tragic? Do you really have the courage to accept them when everything is spread out in front of you?

The sixth set

Friends, we need partners from childhood. These partners grow up with you, laugh with you, cry with you and spend a painful and happy life with you. Some women say they would rather change boyfriends than girlfriends, because that's when your feelings are most empty, and the person who accompanies you is also the one who tells you what to do when you have new feelings.

Her friend carries all her past and looks forward to her future. When you fall in love with her, her friends can do anything for you when you are in crisis or do something for you when you are stable. You can't dominate and interfere. Fortunately, you have a good plan, and I have a ladder. When you can't face her directly, don't forget that you still have your friends. Let's take her in.

The seventh set

Have you ever experienced that at first, you just wanted to be with the person you like, when you got what you wanted? You just want the other person to know you. Just say a few words in every look, every movement and every sentence, and the other person will know what you are thinking. This is the man you have been looking for all your life. The problem is that you are desperate every time, and you will start to have the same hope next time. In fact, in this world, no one is a worm in someone's stomach, and you will become a nightmare in the other person's heart sooner or later if you hold your thoughts all day.

The eighth set

We've all felt this way. When we like someone, she is like this. When we get close, close, or just wait for that person to like you, we suddenly find that she is not what you think. So what went wrong? Has she changed? Or is it just our illusion? Ah ah ah

When we like a person, she is confident, elegant, fashionable, humorous, considerate and considerate. When we fall in love with that person, we find that there are so many joys and sorrows in her, her sadness, her weakness and her unreasonable troubles, all of which make you think how you fell in love with such a person. What you can't stand is exposed in front of you.

Episode 9

For love, there is a common word called pursuit. It seems that men's pursuit of women is an essential part of love, and women are also happy to enjoy the pleasure of being chased, but is pursuit really an essential part of love?

Mo Xiao Min: But the problem is that I am a girl, and I also want to be pursued strongly, violently and hard by someone I like, so that even if we are unfortunately separated, we will enjoy the process, but in retrospect, we didn't start from nothing.

Gu Xiaobai: You think we will break up in the future, don't you? Mo Xiaoyu; I-I mean, I hope we can have a particularly happy start, but unfortunately, there is nothing in retrospect. Gu Xiaobai: What do you want? Mo Xiao Min: You should pursue me again.

Left: Wait, your name is Mickey. Take a look and guess who I am. Oh, sorry. My brother must be ahead of you. He never mentioned it when he came back. He has a twin brother. No wonder he didn't mention it. Our two brothers are so alike. We really have to fight for something from childhood. What's in it for us? Don't tell each other, this is the sorrow of the twins.

I chose this dress for the same reason as you: I will chase you if I am sloppy, right? You know what I mean. .......

Gu Xiaobai: Min's feelings are natural. This happens naturally. I won't chase after you come. I won't chase you after you leave, but it doesn't mean I don't love you, and it doesn't mean I don't have true feelings for you. You got it?

The tenth episode

For two people who have just met, each other is new, and both are the beginning of zero.

But they haven't realized that both sides have a long history before this.

Do those things that have passed have anything to do with your present and future? Does it matter? Will you think about it?

Oh, who knows?

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Along the way, I could feel her inner fluctuation.

You didn't see the way she looked at that man, that kind of sadness, that kind of regret, that kind of moment became eternity.

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He is my favorite person. Even if we are not together, he will always be at my house.

I have many large and small houses in my heart, including living room, kitchen, front yard and backyard.

This is a castle, and he runs around.

So even if I can't see him, he is with someone else, or I am with someone else.

He will be in one of the houses.

High specification, sofa, big bed and so on.

I clean the room and water the flowers occasionally.

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I also want to know the position of first love in a woman's mind, and I hope she says no.

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What is the difference? Both this building and that castle are engaged in real estate. Where else can I live like this?

The house is crowded with people. Which room can I get? It's not the toilet, is it?

Can you move on? Why the guest room?

The guest room is a superficial phenomenon, and it must be the toilet.

Is the specification of that toilet high-is it high? This is also a toilet. Where do I sleep in the toilet? Do I sleep on the toilet?

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He is the first person to conquer you, just like the first person to climb a mountain and plant that flag.

So people who go up the mountain behind will always plant a flag there, and I am a tourist to him.

You see, you are a mountain, and then there is a second one behind him. I am definitely not the second one.

You see, before you and me, there were some people who went sightseeing, some who took photos, some who threw away scraps of paper, and some who engaged in geological survey.

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Don't you think I'm impure? Don't you think I ruined your imagination?

Didn't you sketch Snow White in your mind hundreds of times?

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First of all, I am not a mountain, I am a human being, and I am a woman with feelings.

I didn't know I would meet you. Before I met you, those who went up or down the mountain were fine.

In a word, I am not a mountain.

Those people, because of those people, I will gradually become who I am now, and then meet you now and be with you.

If it weren't for them, I wouldn't even know you.

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Anyway, the past is over, and you can't change it, and neither can I.

Which woman wants to be a mountain, specially for others to travel, and which time she doesn't want someone to occupy the mountain, but they come and go, and they come and go.

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I am not a mountain, you are a mountain, and your whole family is a mountain. (It's so classic! )

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-I can't admit what I didn't do. If I have to admit it, I can only do it first and then admit it.

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I have imagined countless reasons why you broke up with me, and I have come up with a solution to each one.

For example, if you think I am lazy, if you are bored or tired, I will try to change myself.

Even I can change many styles a day. I'm afraid that one day, you will get bored and kick me out with irresponsible feet.

Today, you told me that you broke up with me because you wanted to be a responsible and good man.

How fresh.

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I shouldn't have followed you. I'm sorry

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Responsible, it is impossible to be responsible for two people at the same time.

We women will have history, but we just need to find a man.

We are obsessed with this man, and we are only responsible for him.

Since you are responsible for another person, you are not responsible for me.

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If one day we break up, what am I in your memory?

I had a nightmare that I was in a warehouse surrounded by your boyfriends.

Before, later, in the future.

I don't know where I am or where I'm going. I'm scared.

I don't know what I mean to you or what's special about me.

I don't know what's good about me. I feel horrible.

Special is special, you are now, and we live in the present, and now I am with you.

In the future, I will accompany you all the time, and that is the future.

There is no way to change the past, only the future can.

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It doesn't matter if you don't know. Take medicine if you don't know.

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Everyone has a history, so do you and so do I.

We all had our own experiences before we met.

There is no way to change the past, because the past has become you and me now.

We met and fell in love, and only the future can be changed.

Every moment now determines the future, and every moment in the future is in our hands.

Episode eleven

(Studio) Create something that doesn't exist, create another time and space,

In fact, in your heart, there is also such a studio. When the light is on, the camera turns on.

The life you want to see, the things you see

It will be created from this studio in your heart and realized in real life.

It all depends on what you think.

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You idiot, of course it's a good thing. Good for everyone. Is it good for me?

The bloody reality of countless ancestors tells us that once a woman climbs a branch,

She will climb higher branches,

Broader horizons and higher requirements.

The so-called crows and sparrows become phoenixes, and phoenixes match phoenixes. Do you think I look like a phoenix?

Then I will be decisively abandoned by Mo Xiao Min, just like abandoning a disposable cups who has finished eating instant noodles.

Because she met the master of the ramen restaurant.

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I was talking about you. You have what you are good at, what you are not good at, what you are interested in and what you are not interested in.

Why do you have to force yourself to do things that you are not good at? Aren't you asking for it?

But only these things that I am not good at can make me gain social status.

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Do you think how to do it is interesting? Is it worth doing this to yourself for a woman?

I didn't do it for her. I didn't know how to improve before.

I thought it would be good to do my job well, but the world is changing rapidly.

Everyone is making progress, I didn't realize it.

She made me realize this.

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Will you stop pretending it doesn't matter? You know what I want? Do you know what a girl really wants?

Is a person who cares about her, loves her and takes care of her, not money, power and social status.

If you are so scared and have no confidence, I can go back to the place where we met again.

I just don't want you to work so hard, so hard. I just hope we can all go back to the earliest place.

Nothing has changed, and it won't change, okay?

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We live in a rapidly changing world, and love alone is not enough.

Some things you take for granted,

When you lose it, you realize you are not qualified.

It's just that God once walked around you like a tourist.

Fortunately, once, let me know that I am not just me.

I have a stronger self, waiting for me in the future.

And everyone's heart, how anxious, how scared, because there are so many wolves in this world.

I, a sheepdog, have to give up my meekness and shine the brightest light in the world.

Episode XII

Every February 14 has a unique name.

Called valentine's day

someone says that

There is only one day in a year.

Two people should be together no matter what.

someone says that

As long as you choose the right lover

Every day is Valentine's Day.

So in fact, in the end,

What is the real Valentine's Day?

Shall we be lovelorn collectively on Valentine's Day?

People who don't fall in love will also fall in love.

The lovelorn tomorrow is also a person.

Anyway, this festival is also a girl's thought.

How about the three of us having a Singles' Day?

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He said he would spend Valentine's Day with his favorite and most formal girlfriend.

Not with me. He is with me now.

It is inevitable to spend the holiday with me, so we parted before the holiday.

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You hurt someone.

I know it hurts, too

Know compassion

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What is Valentine's Day?

You live in this world and meet someone who hurts you for the first time.

Then get discouraged and don't believe in feelings.

So you learned to hurt others.

Thought it wouldn't be a betrayal to find someone who didn't care.

Then one day, I found that that person would leave and he would have true love.

Wait until the end, when you meet someone.

He's just like you.

I've hurt others, and I've been hurt.

He knows pain, so he knows to cherish and sympathize.

The man you met the other day.

That's your real Valentine's Day.

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Why do you think people fall in love?

There is an expert crouching in the bush. Why don't we ask him?

You said that such people don't have to worry about being taken care of, and who doesn't have to worry about being suddenly stimulated so much. How good would that be? Why are you in love? Why did you suddenly set up a festival for this? On this day, people who are accompanied are holding flowers and laughing happily, just like Chinese New Year. It's like staying at home or even going out on the street is like a crime. Why use this festival? Happy people are unhappy. Why is this festival used for?

There are many, many, many! Personally, I prefer it and hope to adopt it!