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1. Spend other people's coffee drinking time on hard work, because you can't afford coffee anyway.

I used to naively think that money is everything, but later I found that money is not everything, but everything.

There is a dress in every girl's closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

Mirrors are installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

5. What hurts single dog the most: Being old, taking a selfie may be a family photo!

6. I was taught from an early age not to spend money indiscriminately. When you grow up, you find that you have no money to spend.

7. Don't believe Cinderella's fairy tales. If the shoes really fit, they won't fall off at that time.

8. Who says I can't keep doing things? I've been single for thirty years and I haven't wavered at all.

9. I can never find a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be silly, others demand too much.

10. I smashed so many skin care products on my face. Finally, any skin on my body is better than my face.

1 1. The electric car was stolen in the community. I angered the property: "What's the use of monitoring!" The security guard said weakly, "Let ... let you have a last look at the electric car?"

12. "Lend me one hundred dollars." "I didn't bring that much!" "Then how much do you have?" "Fifty." "Well, you owe me fifty dollars first!" "Well, I'll pay you back when I have money!"

13. In order to be a rich second generation, I stayed in bed every day until my father made a fortune.

14. During the holidays, children who are looking forward to starting school every day are not necessarily good children, and some are because they are in love at school.

15. I grew up with an enemy named "other people's children." He doesn't like playing games, he doesn't like falling in love, he just likes studying.

16. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

17. I'm so shy to meet my parents for the first time. I don't know whether my aunt is gentle or not, and whether my uncle is fierce or not. I'm so nervous. What should I do? After all, I hit people first.

18. Neighbors introduced blind dates and ate at home. The girl said shyly, "I hope I can still appear at your dinner table during the Chinese New Year." At this time, my sister said, "My family doesn't like pork."

19. Whenever I find the key to success, someone secretly changes the lock.

20. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

2 1. It seems that we are all at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced. Although we are growling inside and want to shoot him to death, we still have to keep smiling.

22. Home and dormitory are the only comfortable places to make you ugly.

23. "You pig" sounds like swearing, but replacing it with "you Peggy" is like praising people's cuteness.

24. Empty happiness is waking up in the morning and feeling taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal.