English Humorous Short Plays with Translation

Narrator): A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people tried to show the crazy history in a crazy way. Once upon a time, there was a crazy country where a group of crazy people lived and told people crazy stories in a crazy way. O(∩_∩)o ... Haha, Mr. Jing Ke is the most famous swordsman. He was sent to assassinate the Qing king "Ying Zheng". But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth. Mr Jing Ke, a famous swordsman, was ordered to assassinate Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng. But it failed in the end, bird. Do you want to know the situation at that time? Ok, we will show you a real scene then. Action 1: Taizi Dan (first take out the mirror to comb his hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful man in the world? (voiceover: It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Taizi Dan is happy) thanks to U mirror! (Facing the audience) I am Prince Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jewelry expert, and I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. I was scared. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Where is my minister? Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful man in the world? (voiceover: Yes, you are your Prince Dan. Prince Dan is very happy. ) Thank you very much. My magic mirror (facing the audience) I am Prince Dan. The magic mirror told me that I was the most beautiful man in the world, but old boys of Ying Zheng was jealous of me. If he learns the truth from the magic mirror, he will kill me. It's terrible. What should I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Where are my little brothers? Where are they? Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'm coming. Dear boss, I will come. Taizi Dan: I hold you again and again. You should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest Taizi Dan"! How did I tell you that when you see me in the future, you will shout "My most beautiful, chic, handsome, kind, lovely, intelligent and respected Prince Dan", and you forgot! Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Zheng (as a murderer). I know, dear! I have a good idea. Let's find a hero to assassinate Ying Zheng. Prince: Oh yeah ~ ~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! This sentence should be communicated with the audience, and it is best for the audience to answer it, and then pat Ah San on the shoulder to make a commendation. But who is the right person? Brilliant plan! So who is the best candidate? Three: After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jinke. Tomorrow they will be the world'sno. 1 killer PK At present, I have two registered employees, one is Li Mochou and the other is Jing Ke. Tomorrow they will talk about fighting for the title of best killer through PK! Prince: OK, let me see the winner as soon as possible, OK? All right, let's hurry, shall we? Three: Yes. Look!