Xiaoshenyang New Shanghai Beach Lines

2010 Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala Sketch "New Shanghai Beach" Xiaoshenyang Shen Chunyang

Little Shenyang: Standing on the stage of Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala again, it is really cordial, and my heart Still so excited. Because Beijing is different from other places, to be able to stand on this stage, my mother always told me, son, go to Beijing and perform well, because Beijing is not far from the capital. (Audience laughs) My mother has loved me since I was a child, and I have been talented since I was a child. Why do you think I am so talented? Now I don’t envy anyone, friends, I only envy myself. Sometimes I look in the mirror and kowtow to myself. (Audience laughs) I was just wondering why I am so talented! (Applause) The year before last, I ate 108 dumplings on thirty nights, and I couldn't sleep. I was wondering why I couldn't sleep? Later I thought about how full I was! (Audience laughs) (Applause) I think there are many talented people out there! You have to work hard tonight, my dear friends, if you are willing to watch, I will perform a little longer tonight, because it’s the Chinese New Year! (Applause) OK, thank you everyone! (Shen Chunyang comes on stage) (Xiao Shenyang to the man in the audience) Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! Be respectful to my fans. Put her in, come on. (Xiao Shenyang to Shen Chunyang) Thank you, good. (Xiao Shenyang hugs Shen Chunyang) (Audience laughs) (Applause) Thank you, thank you for the encouragement of flowers. (Little Shen Yang laughs) (Shen Chunyang exits) Let's play a little longer! (Shen Chunyang comes on stage again) (Audience laughs) (Applause) Why are you really back? (Audience laughs) (Applause) (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: No, I’m kidding you!

Shen Chunyang: Then I take it seriously. (Audience laughs) (Applause) (Applause) (Little Shenyang is helpless)

Little Shenyang: You can’t take it seriously. I still have to perform.

Shen Chunyang: You act yours, and I watch it everywhere. (Audience laughs) (Applause) (Applause) (Little Shenyang looks at the flowers helplessly)

Little Shenyang: Thank you sister, the flowers are an encouragement. This color is quite yellow. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: Why, you don’t like it.

Xiao Shenyang: It doesn’t mean that, I like it.

Shen Chunyang: Well, if you don’t like me, then I still have it.

Little Shenyang: There are also flowers! (Presenting white flowers) This is white! (Audience laughs) Sister, is your family a flower shop?

Shen Chunyang: Hey, how did you know?

Little Shenyang: Really?

Shen Chunyang: Really, from my flower circle shop! (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: You are so funny!

Shen Chunyang: I’m serious.

Little Shenyang: Seriously! Come on, friends, would you like to give me a round of applause? (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: What’s the farewell?

Xiao Shenyang: No, just now,

Shen Chunyang: I came up today and had no intention of going down again! (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: I don’t understand what you mean.

Shen Chunyang: I, I just want to put on a show with you.

Xiao Shenyang: Thank you sister, I am very grateful. Once again I thank you for your floral encouragement. Thank you for always supporting me and tolerating me.

Shen Chunyang: I can tolerate you, really. I never leave your name when I scold you online. (Audience laughs) (Applause) (Xiao Shenyang is helpless)

Xiao Shenyang: I know who scolded me. If you want to perform a show with me, I am actually willing to interact with the masses. Just act one.

Shen Chunyang: Then give me a chance.

Xiao Shenyang: Can the audience encourage her? (Applause) It’s Chinese New Year.

Shen Chunyang: Thank you.

Little Shenyang: Since you like me so much, then I will play a role with you.

Shen Chunyang: OK.

Xiao Shenyang: I have a song in a show next. That song is quite difficult, "Love Is You and Me" sung by Dao Lang. Have you heard that song?

Shen Chunyang: I’ve heard it before.

Xiao Shenyang: That song is very high. It's similar to "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", a song sung by girls. Can you sing it?

Shen Chunyang: It’s okay. If I can’t go up, I’ll come down again! (Audience laughs) (Applause) If it doesn’t work, move me a stool. I stood on top of the stool and sang.

Xiao Shenyang: The disadvantage is that singing loudly, if you want to sing lowly, you have to dig a hole to sing. (Audience laughs) Let’s sing this song, but there’s no point in singing other songs before singing this song. Let’s put on a show, like an MTV style. Is that okay, sister?

Shen Chunyang: Huh? Are you still filming MTV?

Xiao Shenyang: Yes! An MTV about love. Look what I'm playing, "Shanghai Beach".

Shen Chunyang: I can’t act.

Xiao Shenyang: I tell you how to act, so you act. You play Feng Chengcheng, and the two of them talk on the phone.

Shen Chunyang: Oh my god.

Little Shenyang: OK?

Shen Chunyang: OK.

Little Shenyang: I’ll put the flowers here first. Give me the background music of "Shanghai Beach". Okay, a short paragraph.

Shen Chunyang: There is also music.

Little Shenyang: Make a phone call. Yes, necessary.

Shen Chunyang: Yes.

kindness? What about me, my phone number?

Xiao Shenyang: good at comparison.

Shen Chunyang: Why should you take the real thing and I have to compare it with you?

Little Shenyang: No, it’s just a show.

Shen Chunyang: Give me a call too.

Little Shenyang: You said you want it true? So what's the deal? I'm the only one. (To the photographer) Brother, the cameraman is talking about you. Please answer my phone. Act, act. Saving a scene is like putting out a fire, man, okay? I wish you a happy new year. Let me borrow it. (Photographer: Return it to me when you’re done) It’s okay, it’s okay. Acting, grinding and grinding, it's okay.

Shen Chunyang: Thank you.

Little Shenyang: I borrowed it from you.

Shen Chunyang: You are great.

Little Shenyang: Come on, let’s get into the characters. Background music starts.

Shen Chunyang: Come on.

Little Shenyang: Hello. Hello.

Shen Chunyang: Why is there no caller ID?

Xiao Shenyang: Fake, fake. Hello.

Shen Chunyang: Hello.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng?

Shen Chunyang: It’s me.

Xiao Shenyang: I am Xu Wenqiang.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: What are you doing?

Shen Chunyang: I’m picking up the corn.

Little Shenyang: What are you eating at this time?

Shen Chunyang: Then I have nothing to do.

Little Shenyang: It’s winter and the Chinese New Year is coming, so take some time to relax and play.

Shen Chunyang: What are you playing for?

Little Shenyang: Play mahjong.

Shen Chunyang: Play mahjong. I haven't fought.

Little Shenyang: You are Feng Chengcheng now. You are worthy and rich. Just play and relax if you have nothing to do.

Shen Chunyang: Then who should I play with?

Xiao Shenyang: Do you like celebrities?

Shen Chunyang: I like it.

Xiao Shenyang: You can choose any celebrity. Pick whatever you want,

Shen Chunyang: OK.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng?

Shen Chunyang: It’s me.

Little Shenyang: What are you doing?

Shen Chunyang: I am playing mahjong.

Little Shenyang: Who are you following?

Shen Chunyang: There is Brigitte Lin, there is Gong Li, and there is Cecilia Cheung. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: How big is it?

Shen Chunyang: Two pieces. (Audience laughs)

Little Shenyang: These two are so tough, you can tell me when you are older!

Shen Chunyang: No, this was all forced into the game.

Little Shenyang: You are Feng Chengcheng now, and your worth is different, do you understand?

Shen Chunyang: Bigger?

Xiao Shenyang: Let’s talk about it in a bigger way. Cheng Cheng?

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: How big are you playing?

Shen Chunyang: I’ll pay two and a half dollars. (Audience laughs) (Applause) It has been stretched out dozens of times.

Xiao Shenyang: It’s increased by fifty cents. Can't you blow it? Blow it up, the bigger the better. I can't blow it yet. Cheng Cheng? How big are you playing?

Shen Chunyang: One hundred million is worth one billion. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Little Shenyang: Are you playing with the Lord of Hell?

Shen Chunyang: Three shortcomings and one missing one are you. Will you come?

Xiao Shenyang: Not that. Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: Where are you?

Shen Chunyang: Where am I? So where are you?

Little Shenyang: I was watching the snow scene in Sanya. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang, I am also in Sanya.

Little Shenyang: What are you doing?

Shen Chunyang: I am making a snowman.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: I’m looking at you.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng. (Throwing the phone)

Shen Chunyang: Ah Qiang. (Throwing the phone) (Audience laughing) (Applause) (The phone battery fell out) (Xiao Shenyang picked up the phone)

Little Shenyang: The battery was gone. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: Don’t you let me learn from you?

Xiao Shenyang: What you got is true. You are really my mother. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: Then you can’t agree. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Little Shenyang: (to the photographer) You are so heartbroken, how can you still take the photo? It's okay, man. I'll buy you one and that's it. How about more than 10,000? That's what you call a copycat. More than a thousand dollars.

Shen Chunyang: How did you know?

Little Shenyang: I went to buy it with his wife, didn’t I know? mock up.

Shen Chunyang: Brother. sorry.

Little Shenyang: Enter the play. Don't break it. Cheng Cheng. Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Xiao Shenyang: I think,

Shen Chunyang: Do you have anything to say.

Little Shenyang: You stepped on my foot. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Shen Chunyang: Revolutionary!

Little Shenyang: Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Little Shenyang: I will take you away from Shanghai. Come with me to Hong Kong and Macau.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang, I can’t go with you.

Xiao Shenyang: Why?

Shen Chunyang: Because I don’t have a Hong Kong and Macao pass. (Audience laughs) (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: Great. Cheng Cheng.

Shen Chunyang: Brother Qiang.

Xiao Shenyang: Don’t you want to say something? I have many, many things to say to you.

Shen Chunyang: Can I get a pass?

Little Shenyang: It can’t be done.

Shen Chunyang: I hate you.

Little Shenyang: I love you. (Music of "Love Is You and Me" starts) Love is the life that you and I intertwine with our hearts. Love is the unchanging commitment between you and me in times of trouble. Love is your hand touching my pain. Love is using me. My heart listens to your sorrows and joys. I came to this world and let the storm whirlpool.

Shen Chunyang: This is the promise of your love. It makes me feel the sunshine shining, love embracing me, and I can feel his touch. Even if life gives me endless pain and torture, I still feel happier. many.

Shen Chunyang of Xiaoshenyang: I feel more happy. (Applause)

Xiao Shenyang: Thank you everyone, Happy New Year, and bye.

Shen Chunyang: Let’s do one more.

Little Shenyang: I went home to cook. She is my wife.

Shen Chunyang: Let’s do one more.

Little Shenyang: Let’s go.