A hilarious joke

Put a spherical plasticine on the bride's hip, and then hang a jar on the middle belt in front of the groom. The bride bent down and the groom rolled the spherical plasticine into a round sesame cake shape with a can. The groom should move his hips, back and forth, left and right, and get out. The bride must make a "ah-"sound. This can also be replaced by sitting opposite the bride and groom and letting the bride roll plasticine on the groom's part with a can, but "the groom's head must be tilted back once." When he looks up, he must close his eyes. Everyone should prepare an alarm clock, adjust the time (it will ring regularly), and then hide the alarm clock in the new house. It will be very lively at night. Let the bride and groom look for an alarm clock all night.

Let the bride and groom pose with Arabic numerals 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters.

The groom hung a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and asked her if it was delicious while eating.

Let the bride hold something in her left hand, put it in from the groom's left trouser leg, and put her right hand into the right trouser leg tube, and let her give something from her left hand to her right hand.

The bride lies on her back, and the groom puts his hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing push-ups face to face and kissing each other. :)

Push the bride and groom to bed, let them throw away 18 things ... you can stop when you see underwear.

Pushing an egg: Put a raw egg in the bride's left sleeve, then let the groom go through the clothes, bypass the chest, push it out from the right sleeve, then push it into the right trouser leg and push it out from the left trouser leg.

Tie a thin thread around the groom's waist and a small candy at the end. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back, swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist, and the bride bends down and puts the sugar in her mouth and between her legs, even if it is successful. Inactive. . . . .

When my brother got married, they were arranged to sit on the spittoon, face to face, each holding a marriage certificate and saying, "I am willing to get married."

Love him (her). . "

The two men read the slogan of Wang Jinxi, the Iron Man of that year: Be big, be fast, dig wells diligently and produce more oil;

The groom hangs a chopstick behind his trousers and a beer bottle on the ground, which needs the bride's command. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? Answer it;

Holding each other's arms and saying 100 nicknames, I was very serious at first, and then all kinds of household appliances came out, the simplest and the effect was quite good.

Two walnuts let the bride slide into the groom's trouser leg. . Go straight. . . Kneel down and ask the bride: Where are you? A: Knees! How many walnuts are there? A: Two! Ask again: which is bigger? A: The left hand (or right hand) is big! . . . . The bride will walk the walnuts up again. . . . Go somewhere. . Where were we? A: Yes. . . Ask again: where are we? A: Yes. . . . . . The bride can be prompted until she speaks. . .

Ask again: Touch how many walnuts are there now? A: Two! /Wrong, ask again until you answer four! Ask again: How many big walnuts and how many small walnuts are there? . . Answer: two big walnuts and two small walnuts. . . Q: Why? . . . . Answer it and order it to exchange walnuts with its right hand. . . If you can't answer, put two big walnuts in and take out the small walnuts. . . Everyone can help with this action, and the tools are not limited. . . After that, leave.

Driving: Play, men and women sit in chairs face to face. . . A woman takes off her shoes and puts her right foot on a man somewhere. This is called stepping on the gas pedal. When a man puts his arm straight in two places, it is called holding the steering wheel. . . There was a man and a woman behind them, and they were pushed respectively. When pushing a woman, she must simulate the sound of stepping on the throttle. . When "ri ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pushes a man, the man simulates honking the horn. . Bibi ~ ~ ~. . When men and women are familiar with each other, the people behind them will speed up the frequency. . . . I only heard the sound of two people falling down one after another: "Libibi ... Libibi ... ~ ~"

Friends used to play when they got married. Yes: the bride lies on her back in bed, and the groom holds her face to face. The program planner asked the bride to sing "We Workers Have Strength". You remember that revolutionary song. The key: change the "worker" to the groom's name, and then the groom will answer "hi"! Do push-ups at the same time. . . .

The scene at that time—

Bride: We XX have this right.

Groom: (doing push-ups) Hi!

Bride: Busy at work every day.

Groom: (panting and doing push-ups) Hi!

Add chopsticks (meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.

Rolling noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's penis becomes hard.