Quotes about security cameras, preferably with pictures and text. Urgent.

1. My friend’s son is in primary school and is equipped with a mobile phone. Yesterday I took a look at his mobile phone and found that there were two contacts in the phone book. One was his father and the other was his father. The devil of fate.

2. The subway was very crowded. There was a buddy next to me who was chatting on WeChat. I looked at him curiously. He must have been chatting with his girlfriend. The woman said this: "My dear, I finished the game last night!"... I guess they were discussing the game, but the guy immediately typed in quickly: "I've finished the game a long time ago!"... He hesitated for a while but didn't click send. I deleted it and typed it again: "Really, you are so awesome, you can play with me some other time?"

After two months of wondering, I finally waited until school was about to start. The result was so disappointing. I saw a lot. School girls, some look like school sisters, some look like seniors, and some look like parents. .

3. I went to look at wallets with my best friend in the morning. I liked a small one and asked my best friend to help me make reference. She said: "Well, it is indeed small, especially suitable for someone like you who has no money." people use it”. . . . . .

4. When I was a kid, when I bought something outside, I always quoted a high price to my parents. Now when I buy something, I always quote a very low price to my parents. have. . .

5. My goddess really loves to be clean. Every time I chat with her for a few words, she has to take a shower, and the shower takes a long time. She must feel that she has to do it cleanly when chatting with me. Just be envious.

6. I took a girl for a drive. When we passed a trail, she leaned into my ear and said, "There is no one here. Do you want something exciting?" "Come on," I said blankly. She glanced at her and said, "Don't think that I will let you drive if there is no traffic police here."

7. Stop squeezing! "A girl shouted at me on the subway. I was afraid that others would misunderstand that I wanted to take advantage of the crowds, so I quickly explained: "It's rush hour, and there are so many people, so it's inevitable to squeeze in." "Then why the hell don't you pop the pimples on my face?" ! ”

8. Some people say that Xiao Jingteng is the Dragon King. You are wrong. He is actually the reincarnation of the Dragon King’s third prince. Dragons can walk, fly, swim, and make clouds and rain. The Dragon King’s third prince was He was arrogant and unreasonable, and was skinned by Nezha, the third child of Li Jing's family in Qiantangjiang. After suffering the most extreme human suffering, his soul disappeared. After many years, he finally regained his human form and began the dragon's revenge. The origin of his hatred is all written in this book. It's in his name - cut! It hurts!

9. The first time the high school math teacher came into the classroom, he brought a deck of cards and gave one to everyone. Remember his cards. From then on, he took that deck of cards with him every day in class, shuffling the cards on the podium while teaching! From time to time he threw out two cards and said calmly: "Diamond 4, Club Jack, come up and do the questions. ”

10. A grandma who has smoked for most of her life said: “Granddaughter, never marry someone who has quit smoking.” "I was very puzzled and asked her why.

She said: "Men who have quit smoking are cruel! Think about it, even if you quit smoking, you still can't do anything!" After hearing this, the grandfather said to his grandson: "You must not be successful in losing weight when looking for a partner. A woman! If a woman can even control her mouth, what else can she not be cruel about?"~