About PHS

Notes on using PHS:

1. Tools that must be carried when using it

1. GSM mobile phone -

Because Not all places have signal, so you must use your cell phone to communicate when PHS is unavailable.

2. Case -

Because most PHS mobile phones are second-hand and old except for the casing, it is particularly important to protect the casing. The cover is best sewn with high-quality flannel, and can also be replaced by cigarette boxes, camera bags or condoms (please note that when using a condom with particles, please turn the particles outward, otherwise the body will be scratched).

3. Battery pack or diesel generator -

Generally speaking, the standby time of PHS is relatively short (no more than 2 days). In order not to affect long-term calls, you It's best to plan ahead, just in case.

4. Loudspeaker -

In order to enable the other party to hear your pronunciation clearly and understand what you want to say, you'd better carry a tweeter with you and speak loudspeaker during the call. Mai, who was almost a PHS student, shouted loudly.

5. Iron wire, copper wire and kite -

In order to obtain a stronger signal anytime and anywhere, you can connect one end of the iron wire (copper wire) when the signal strength is not enough. Tie it to its antenna, tie the other end to the kite, and fly the kite. However, please note that you must not use this method when there is lightning, otherwise it will cause lightning strikes; this was already proven by the American politician and physicist Franklin as early as 1742.

6. Strong flashlight -

When there is no signal at night, especially when traveling on the sea, you can use the flashlight to communicate with your loved ones.

7. Wolf excrement (you can also use dog excrement as a substitute) -

When you travel in the wild, especially when mountaineering or climbing the Great Wall, there is no signal. In some cases, you can light wolf dung and produce wolf smoke to communicate with your family.

8. Recorder, computer and sound processing system -

When the call quality is not good and the sound is intermittent and unrecognizable, you can use the recorder to record the other party's words. Computers and sound processing systems restore it to facilitate identification and correct understanding of the other party's meaning.

9. Fruits, Wanglaoji herbal tea, Bezoar Jiedu Pills -

Use it to calm down the heat when you are anxious and irritable.

10. Sandbags and boxing gloves -

If you still can't get rid of the boredom in your heart after drinking Wong Lo Kat, punch the sandbag until you are exhausted and don't even have the strength to speak.

11. Sledgehammer, axe, chainsaw, explosives -

When the PHS keeps crashing and other malfunctions, repair it yourself.

2. Equipment when using PHS

1. Clothing -

Clothing should have many pockets in order to carry the various items mentioned above; It is recommended to wear a photography vest (the kind with many pockets).

2. Green hat -

In order to indicate that the PHS you are using is a green and environmentally friendly product.

3. ID card -

Now is the time of severe crackdown. If the police comrades see you screaming at your PHS, they will suspect that you are a kidnapper or blackmailer.

4. Sunglasses and masks -

Wearing sunglasses and a mask can prevent others from seeing your face distorted with anger and your eyes turning red with irritation.

3. Locations suitable for PHS use

Places with signal are suitable for use, but places without signal are not suitable for use.

4. Qualities you must possess to use PHS

1. Five "hearts"

You must have confidence - make the call;

You must be determined - finish the call;

You must be patient - keep repeating yourself until the other party hears you clearly;

You must be very careful - Understand the meaning of the other party in the intermittent voice;

Be sure to be caring - take care of the machine and don't throw the PHS into the sewer.

2. Six Don’ts -

Don’t make loud noises because you can’t hear clearly;

Don’t cross the road to find a PHS signal;

Don’t park anywhere because the signal is interrupted;

Don’t damage public facilities because PHS delays work;

Don’t make random complaints because PHS is not easy to use , or drinking and making trouble, venting everywhere.

I heard that PHS has a nickname, "Hey, hey, cao".