Funny acceptance speech

Thank you for letting me get this award. First of all, I want to thank my parents for giving birth to me and raising me. Secondly, I want to thank the teachers who educated me. I also want to thank my friends and fans for their support. More importantly, I want to thank CCTV, MTV and TVB for giving me this opportunity to stand on this stage. Most importantly, I want to thank the director for taking a fancy to me and giving me this opportunity to appear in front of everyone with a brand-new role. I also want to thank Mr. Photographer, forever.