What sketch is good for Mid-Autumn Festival? (There are seven or eight people)

At the Mid-Autumn Festival party, everyone was asked to perform a program. At that time, they were still in the technical department, and the technicians were very shy, so I said, give me time to write the script. Later, other colleagues joined in, and the effect was good.

Because I am an otaku in essence, I like to use allusions, and the scenes, actions and lines in it are basically allusions. I even imitated Jane Zhang's dolphin sound during the performance. ...

[Narrator] (four people read one sentence at a time): [Gong Ping] After drinking red wine, he felt that he had a big meal in Paris [Ouyang], drank a cup of coffee in new york [Wen Jie] and got a ticket [Patriotism] in Milan, and felt that he should go back and work overtime. Background: I plan to work overtime in the development department today and plan a super bachelor project. It is estimated that the leader was fascinated by watching Super Girl on weekends. You see, this is under discussion [Gong Ping]: Do you know what a super bachelor is? Super bachelor is to look at any woman, only at gender and not at others. So the principle of our audition is: not the most handsome, but the brightest. Everyone reported the planning copy. [Ouyang] (deep, imitating Chen): Only the bachelor has changed the society, but the society can't change the bachelor [Wen Jie] (brilliant, holding a microphone, imitating the voice of a super girl): If you want to shine, you have to be beautiful [patriotic] (in Sichuan, tuition ink): Being a bachelor is more important to be kind (people say I am good and I am good) [Gong Ping]: Say. People continue to argue about my goodness. ) [Gong Ping]: Organized and undisciplined. People are scattered, and the team is not easy to take. (with a sigh) [Ouyang, Wen Jie, patriotic]: PK, resolute PK [Gong Ping]: Which scheme should be used? After the advertisement, it will be clear that our SMS voting channel is about to close: mobile users edit SMS ccoo to 5 10, Unicom users edit SMS ccoo to 5 1 1, PHS users edit SMS ccoo to 5 12, and a mobile phone can only cast fifteen votes at most. [Edit C] (pretend cute, Baby Zhang-shaped) advertising time-Chengdu snacks are all oil and water, that is, I [Edit C] (pretend cute, Baby Zhang-shaped) advertising time-Chongqing snacks are all fruits, that is, I [Edit C] (pretend cute, Baby Zhang-shaped) advertising time-long-term canteens are all nutrition, that is, I [Gong Ping]: Welcome to our site. [Gong Ping]: Next, please [Wen Jie] tell us two accepted words. Wen Jie: First of all, I would like to thank my father, my mother and my seven aunts. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to mtv, oh no, thanks to ccoo for giving me this award. This award was given to me instead of them, mainly because I am handsome. [Gong Ping]: Wow, so awesome, why not pose handsome for everyone to see? [Wen Jie]: Don't let it go, isn't it now? [Gong Ping]: Show everyone the ugliest posture? [Wen Jie]: No, you can't be ugly. [Gong Ping]: Haha, how about dressing up as a bachelor? [Wen Jie]: No, just look in the mirror yourself. [Gong Ping] (marked with a C): Shit, don't think that I won't hit you because you are handsome [Gong Ping]: Ask [Planning Department B] and [Planning Department D] to open their envelopes for us and say a few words to us (both of them opened the envelopes) [Ouyang] (literally imitating Ge You): I was going to shoot the bright moon, why didn't I? [Patriotism] (pretending to be cute): I won't cry, we are all the best ~ ~