Wild grass prose poems imitate sea salt.

-In a complicated kitchen, steam is mixed with oil smoke. Between the lampblack and the stove, the chef is running like a yellow torrent.

One moment the spatula touched the colander, and the other moment the electricity went straight to the stove. He gave a cry, and in this man's hurried urging, the lampblack heard the joy.

In this urging sound-full of desire for consumers! In this urging sound, the lampblack heard the violent power, hearty creation and perfect efforts.

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-Consumers! The consumer is here!

This is the chef in a hurry, rushing between rapids and around the burning stove; This is a happy self-employed person shouting:

-Let consumers come more violently!

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Majia —— Imitating Gorky's Haiyan

On the tense BBS, bricks are accompanied by countless saliva. Between the screen and the eyes, the vest is like a black ghost, lingering in terror.

For a time, I held countless bricks in my hand and threw them at pigs. At that time, I spit like an arrow and rushed to the netizens. It screamed. -In this crazy scream, the vest reached a happy climax.

Scream here-full vest longing for many eyeballs! In this scream, the mouse also heard the incoherent power, the passionate flame and the heroic spirit of pinching one to calculate one and pinching a pair to earn one.

After the vest came, netizens began to moan and groan. They wandered around the Internet, trying to hide their fear or ridicule of the vest in their hearts.

Pigs groan, too-they are busy with QQ, E-chat or bubbles every day: the knocking of vests wakes them up.

The netizen who poured water timidly hid the pig-like head under the landlord's post ... Only the newly registered vest was suddenly and selflessly posted on the ghostly, genuine BBS!

With more and more posts and more hits, it is expected to become the latest hot post soon. Divers click click, while secretly complacent, to meet the "hot" red moment.

Follow-up posts continue to climb. Bricks gallop freely in all kinds of saliva drops, blending with the cheers of pigs. Look, the pigs hugged the vests tightly, praised them with joy, and generously sent out bright recommendations.

The vest barks haunted and lights the page like a nigger and a jack-o'-lantern. Its bare feet step on the shoulders of countless netizens again and again.

Look, the brick in his hand is flying, like a patient who just escaped from an insane asylum-a supercilious patient with red eyes-he is laughing wildly, he is howling ... he laughs at netizens who always write and reply to posts, and he howls because of jealousy!

This arrogant vest-it has long smelled the excitement from the posts of netizens and pigs, and believes that patting bricks is the most popular-yes, the most popular! Bricks flying around ... foam splashing ...

Some netizens complained, and their voices were as weak as just lit matches, burning on the vast BBS. At the last moment before the vest grabbed the lock, it spit them all out with its own saliva. These poisonous saliva, like a rope, wandered online, and I don't know when it started, and it was put on the necks of one or many netizens.

Brick! Here comes the brick!

This is a great vest that has just been registered, freshly baked or registered for a long time. On the virtual network, among BBS users and pigs, it is elusive; This is countless online divers who like to watch the excitement shouting:

-let the bricks of the vest come more violently!

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Gorky imitation

On the vast sea, strong winds swirl around dark clouds,

Under the calm sea, the undercurrent is surging quietly.

Between the sea surface and the undercurrent,

Dolphins are like black elves,

Squat down quietly,

Listen quietly,