24 super funny copywriting posts on Moments

1. People today call their sons little bastards and their pet dogs son.

2. Play a little mahjong, eat some Malatang, find a little partner, that's how life is.

3. Use one sentence to prove that you are still single? Let me go first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt!

4. What is marriage? Marriage is like this: I had a quarrel with my wife. After rushing out, I came back and bought some food!

5. The perfect boyfriend: doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t cheat, doesn’t exist!

6. We have both broken up. Why does your girlfriend always come to my space to fool around? I'm not a movie maker, so I don't need a guest appearance!

7. When I do things, I either don’t do them or do my best. So I choose not to do it. Because I can’t do it well!

8. The so-called white-collar workers are those who paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched their pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again.

9. In the future, I will make a movie called "Girls like us who no one chased in those years", and I don't believe it won't be popular.

10. It’s not easy to be a human being: ask for grades before 18 years old, ask for partners after 18 years old, ask children after having a partner, ask children for grades after having children, ask children for partners after 18 years old, all are the earth Why do people bother each other?

11. I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that my savings were only 10 million. It was terrible. I usually dream of 100 million.

12. There are two reasons for failure in inviting a girl to hang out. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

13. There is a reason why men become fat after marriage: Husband, if it doesn’t taste good, let me eat it for you; if my husband can’t finish it, let me eat it for you. How can you not gain weight if you eat for two people every day?

14. Although I can’t go up to the sky to hold the moon for you, I can accompany you to fish for fattened cattle, fish balls, prawns, etc. I can fish everything for you!

15. Everyone only cares about whether you fly high or not, or whether you are tired from flying. Only me, I don’t care about you.

15. Don’t pretend to be crazy all the time. Let me tell you, if you develop this habit, even if you are serious, you will look more like a lunatic!

17. The teacher asked: "There is a kind of horse in the world. It is made up of black and white colors. What kind of horse is it?" Xiao Ming: "QR code!" Teacher: "Get out!"

18. Many people say: The world is so big and I want to see it. I just want to ask: How far can you go with such a small wallet?

19. There is a reason why I don’t reply instantly. There is a time difference between our fairy world and the human world, so I may not be able to reply instantly.

Twenty. When I couldn’t make any money, my wife was very anxious. Now that I am making a lot of money, my wife is even more anxious.

Twenty-one. In this world of intrigues, is there still any true love left? The phone is connected to the computer, and both are asking whether to trust the other.

Twenty-two. I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran all the way to chase it, only to find that I was holding the mobile phone in my hand. The driver stopped and asked me what I was doing. I said weakly: Drive slowly in heavy rain, it’s embarrassing!

23. These days, those born in the 00s are in love; those born in the 90s are getting divorced; and those born in the 80s have no partner yet!

Twenty-four. Please recommend a sports car worth more than 4 million. It starts quickly, is comfortable enough, and has a better appearance. The more expensive the better. I want to change the wallpaper on my mobile phone.