How to judge whether a male best friend is gay?

First of all, the hairstyle that has been popular in domestic gay circles for several years is round and round. Whether it's spring, summer, autumn and winter, gay likes to leave a round inch as long as his head is not too ugly to show that he is either fashionable or manly. Secondly, in terms of facial modeling, many homosexuals now like to grow beards. Generally speaking, there will be a thin layer or a slightly thicker beard on the chin, but between the nose and lips is the hardest hit area for gay's long beard. Because one must cover up all the ugliness. How ugly people, with a little beard, will get a corresponding "slight" improvement in their face value. When the round inch and beard are combined, such a shape will be called "celebrity face" by insiders. See if there are such "celebrities" around you?

2 Fashion? taste

Most straight men don't care about fashion week, gay does. Therefore, most straight men have no taste in clothes, only gay does. A better one will feel wearing a&; F or Hollister is very fashionable, and the explosion of buy buy on Taobao is almost the limit. What do you say to an ordinary straight man, such as PRADA GUCCI His mind can't reflect what clothes of these luxury brands look like at all, so the word "expensive" may appear. Not to mention those niche designer brands, unheard of. Of course, people in China are becoming more and more fashionable, and many straight men who call themselves "hipsters" have emerged. They may know a little more about fashion than ordinary straight men, especially shoes. But that's all.

3 preferences? music

This is actually quite simple. For example, if May comes to a concert, you can go to the scene and see that about 99 of the 65,438,000 men are gay. This figure may be exaggerated, but it is true. Gay is the main fan of "Tianhou". China, Faye Wong, May, Jolin Tsai, Elva Hsiao, Ayumi Hamasaki, Kumiko, Nishino Kana, Korean girlhood f(x), Lee Hyo Ri, Kara, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Beyond, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna ... I believe that 95% of straight men will not know that Jolin Tsai has a nickname "Linlin", but 95% of homosexuals often call her that. This is the difference. What do straight men listen to? Pretend to listen to Jonathan Lee, Eason Chan, Li Jian, what is popular for straight men, and listen to Wang Feng for diaosi.

Sex and the city

4 preferences? TV

Gay people like to watch variety shows, such as Kangxi coming, and so on. There are many expressions of small S in WeChat. When a good voice was broadcast in the circle of friends, Weibo took turns to screen the judges to vomit, and all the flowers and teenagers were infatuated with the fresh Yang Yang. Gay people love to watch tear-up TV series. When Zhen Huan passed on the lines, she came, and Sex and the City automatically set one of the four heroines at any time. So what do straight men look at? I also watch news, sports and variety shows, but I am not so enthusiastic. I don't believe you caught a straight man and asked him if he knew Yang Yang, if he could roll his eyes like a little S, and if he knew Serena van der Wooderson.

5 preferences? sports

Moving on to topic (4), in fact, gay will watch sports programs, but it may mainly focus on diving, swimming and gymnastics, as well as badminton, tennis and volleyball. Straight men mainly play football and basketball. In real life, 99% of homosexuals can't play basketball or football. In Guy's world, elegant sports that do not involve physical contact, such as badminton and tennis, are limited to volleyball, which is still divided in half by a net. Swimming, a person's sport, is also loved by homosexuals. If you know gay who can play basketball, you are very lucky. The world is very big, and you have seen a lot. If you know gay who can play football, congratulations, you can buy a two-color ball.

6 fitness? muscle

Continuing the topic of ⑤, "Fitness" is a national sport, and both straight men and gay can do it. The difference lies in the fitness photos they took and the photos they showed in public. Straight male fitness enthusiasts especially like to show their muscles, but people really show their muscles, lines and bodies. Even if you take selfies, most of them are in the gym to let others or yourself shoot the whole body in front of the mirror to show your masculinity and exercise results. Homosexuality is different. Although there will be full-length shots, more homosexuals will show their bodies with the theme of "sexy", with richer movements, more diverse angles, more blurred eyes, and some parts and charming parts will capture people's souls. Go to the circle of friends to see what photos you suspect are incorrect.

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7 selfie? Web page luminescence

If it's gay who doesn't exercise, what photos do friends send? Nothing more than scenery, food and ... selfies. Straight men also take selfies, but straight men usually take a silly photo in front of the camera and send it directly. Gays don't. First of all, we must find a good angle. Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle is the standard, so that we can show our little face. Some people will have a side face of 15 degrees, showing a thin face; Some people will pout and show their thin faces; Some people will bite their lips or grin, but also face-lifting; Some people will look sideways, which also makes their faces look thin. In short, the purpose of taking selfies is to "show your face and be thin". Of course, this is not enough. After taking a photo, you must send a circle of friends to P-P with 4 or 5 apps. If you are lazy or don't know English, you can use Mito Xiu Xiu, Beauty Camera and 360. People with a little experience will use aillis (original camera) and Cymera face-lifting beauty, and use Instagram and Camu as filters. Gay, a professional photographer, will use Snapseed's advanced intelligence to repair pictures. Force green tea gay to love green tea from all over the world × favorite VSCO Cam. Ask your boyfriend to recommend some retouching apps to you and see if his "knowledge" is very rich. In addition, remember, straight man, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. (selfie sticks can be used, and I have seen many straight men use them. ).

Eight friends? circle

This is very simple. Straight men's friends are all straight men, a few real female friends, and the rest are women who want to date. Gay's friend is Gay, and then there will be many girls' girlfriends. It will be great if there are single digits among friends. So in order to find out, you don't want to sneak into the circle of friends of the boys you like and see what kind of people they are. If you can't break into his circle of friends for the time being, let's take a look at what he has paid attention to in Weibo. Is it a row of beautiful women or muscular men, a row of stage actors or a row of fashion bloggers, a row of stars or a row of idol singers? If you can see his WeChat address book and official WeChat account, it will be better to judge. Straight men don't pay attention to the official WeChat account of "Lower Abdomen Base".

9 eyes? lock

A friend's experience: He once went to another friend's company for a meeting, and then the friend told him privately that a female colleague at the meeting would ask her if she was gay as soon as it was over. How did she know? The female colleague said confidently: "Normal men will definitely look at me when they see me, but they will look at my chest anyway. Your friend never looked at me from beginning to end. Must be gay. " This female colleague's words are meticulous in reasoning, logical and reasonable. Generally speaking, when a straight man meets a new girl for the first time, as long as the girl is not too ugly, he will take a look first. From top to bottom, this is instinct. It's like walking down the street. When a straight man sees a beautiful woman, his eyes will follow. Gay only does this when he sees a handsome guy. When he sees a beautiful woman, he either appreciates it or scolds "this bitch" in his heart. So, just like the song "whose eyes are staring at me" in the lyrics of Shuidi, look at who the boy's eyes are staring at, and you will know what he wants in his heart.

Attending to talk? style

Many buzzwords are actually born from a place called "ORICON bar", and most of this post bar is gay. For example, "high-end atmosphere is up to grade", which was probably said by people in O bar ten years ago. The wet lyrics such as "The picture is too beautiful for me to watch" and "Whose eyes are locked on me" are also gay people who love to sing. Even the sentence patterns "XX is XX" and "XX is OK" that everyone can use now are all popular from gay, and Gays use them more smoothly. So if a boy tells you outdated buzzwords such as "awesome" and "god horse", then you should follow him. Another thing is that gay's speaking style is quite … sharp at best and mean at worst. Have you seen The Story of Kippa? You will understand what I mean after reading it.