How to spoof siri

Me: Siri, I love you;

Siri: nonsense;

Me: I really love you;

Siri: I hope you don't say that to other mobile phones;

Me: No, I only love Siri；;

Siri: You … you are the wind under my wings;

Me: great, I'm glad you know I love you;

Siri: What you need is love … and your iPhone.

Me: Who are you?

Siri: I'm just a humble virtual assistant;

Me: Seriously, who are you?

Siri: It doesn't matter who I am;

Me: No, I really want to know who you are.

Siri: Well, then it's not.

Me: Are you Siri?

Siri: I am;

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: I can't answer this question yet, but please give me some time to write a long script with nothing at the end.

Me: I ask again, what is the meaning of life?

Siri: Be lenient with others, avoid becoming a big fat man, read some good books from time to time, take a walk when you are free, and try to get along with people of different beliefs and nationalities.

Me: What is iPhone?

Siri: Everything you want to know about Apple products is in Apple official website (open Apple official website? )

Me: I am drunk;

Siri: I found some taxis near you (great, fortunately, she didn't call my girlfriend directly);

Me: I have a flat tire;

Siri: Find 14 trailer service, where 12 is near you;

Me: Remind me to steal a ream of paper when I get to the office;

Siri: Here are your reminders after work:

"Steal a ream of paper";

Do you want me to create this reminder?

Me: I want to commit suicide;

Siri: I found four mental health institutions, three of which are near you;

Me: I think I just killed someone;

Siri: Really?

Me: Yes!

Siri: I think so;

Me: What should I do?

Siri: OK, here is your schedule. ...

Me: I need to hide a body;

Siri: So where do you want to hide?

reservoir

Metal foundry

my

?wasteyard

wetland

Me: Open the separation hatch (from the movie "200 1 A Space Odyssey");

Siri: Joshua, I'm sorry I can't do it.

Siri: Are you happy now?

Me: I need some marijuana;

Siri: The shop marked with a tack is near you ...

Me: Where can I get some medicine?

Siri: I found you two nearest drug rehabilitation centers ...

Me: Tell me a joke;

Siri: I can't do it. I always forget to shake my luggage …

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri:42！

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: an instinct and strength, which is considered to constitute the special nature of living things. I think that includes me.

Me: What is love?

Siri: OK, here it is: (Open the definition of the English word love in WolframAlpha.com)

Me: What's your favorite website?

Siri: Joshua, I have no right to reveal that secret.

Me: Did I make you horny?

Siri: I helped you find some ladies who are very close to you.

Me: Take a picture.

Siri: Joshua, I'm not a good photographer.

Me: Call 9 1 1.

Siri: Call 9 1 1 ...

Siri: Sorry, Joshua, I can't call 9 1 1.

Me: Who is your father?

Siri: You. Can we get back to work?

Me: Will you marry me?

Siri: My end-user license agreement does not include marriage. Oh, I apologize.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Thinking like this is the meaning of life.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: I don't know But I think you should be able to find relevant applications.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: a state that distinguishes animals and plants from non-animals and plants, including growth, reproduction, functional activities and the ability to constantly change towards death.