The sketch script is very funny.

Pumbaa: Don't worry, isn't that relevant?

Jindao: Pumbaa

Pumbaa: Hey, hey, golden knife, golden knife.

Director Jin: Can you still shoot?

Pumbaa: Director Jin, I have already urged my family. I have almost sent an actor, and he is on his way. Can you wait 10 minutes?

Jindao: It started at five o'clock in the morning, and it's already five o'clock in the afternoon.

Pumbaa: Yes, yes, yes, Jin Dao, please sit down and have some tea first.

Xu: Alas, elder brother, elder brother.

Pumbaa: Hey, what's going on? Why do you stick the actor's hair at home? Why hasn't Miss Guo arrived yet? Ah, on the way? Okay, okay, I'll talk to the director, I'll talk to the director.

Xu: Brother, I have been waiting for you for a long time.

Pumbaa: Golden knife, it's almost ready. It's on its way. It will get there in ten minutes.

Jindao: I said I was on my way five hours ago.

Pumbaa: Yes, yes, traffic jam, traffic jam.

Jindao: Is it that difficult?

X: Golden knife, golden knife. Why don't you film my side first?

Pumbaa: Right, right, right. Let's shoot half of Xiao Xu first. It doesn't matter.

Jindao: Pat.

Pumbaa: Come on, let all departments prepare, take photos, prepare, three, two, one, go!

Jin Dao: Stop, I said Joe, what's wrong with you?

X: no, director, I didn't say a word?

Jin Dao: It's not a word, it's a feeling.

Xu: How do you feel?

Kindo: Feeling is the key from the inside out?

Xiao Xu: I see. I understand the script lines of So Directed and So Directed.

Pumbaa: OK, OK, let's do it again. Rule three, ready, go, three, two, one, golden guide, coming, coming. Miss Guo, Miss Guo, you have worked hard.

Teacher Guo: I went to the company to call the crew and said that I shot three scenes for 30 days in three days, all of which were 0. 1. Is this reliable?

Female assistant: OK, OK, I'll call right away.

Miss Guo: Am I late?

Jindao: Fortunately, we started at five o'clock in the morning. Look, it's only five in the afternoon. Nothing, nothing.

Miss Guo: The great director is very generous.

Pumbaa: OK, all departments are ready to hurry up.

Female assistant: make-up, make-up, come on.

Miss Guo: Lao, read.

Pumbaa: Alas, alas, all departments should seize the time and do Teacher Guo's play well as soon as possible.

Miss Guo: How many times have I told you to tick my words with crayons? Why don't you tick? What did you do last night? Do you want to do it or not? Get out of the way What's the matter? Are you going?

Jindao: Can you still shoot?

Pumbaa: Come on, let all departments get ready and get ready to start. Three, two, one, go.

Xu: I said, do you still have me as your big brother?

Miss Guo: Brother, alas, show me that word again. Let me have a look. Let me have a look. Is this book written by Liu Meng? Well written, not human. Come on, come on, come on

Jindao: Here we go. Let's shoot. Come on.

Pumbaa: OK, all departments are ready. Ready, open, three, two, one, go.

Xu: I said, do you still have me as your big brother?

Miss Guo: Eldest brother, eldest brother, just let me go home for the New Year. Let me quit the Jianghu.

Look at you, you bear.

Miss Guo: Huh?

Male Assistant: What are you doing filming? What shoes to wear, what brand?

Miss Guo: What are you doing? Yan Jiangang, Du Xiao and Wang Wenjie were greeted.

Male Assistant: Excuse me.

Miss Guo: What are you doing? It is so boring. Go ahead, go ahead. Why can't children be sensible? It's okay, man. Have another drink. It's okay. It's okay.

Jindao: Can you still shoot?

Pumbaa: Can you?

Jindao: Hurry up.

Pumbaa: OK, OK.

Jindao: What's the matter?

Pumbaa: Come on, get ready, go, three, two, one, go.

Xu: I said, do you still have me as your big brother?

Miss Guo: Eldest brother, eldest brother, this is the New Year's Day. Please let me go home. Let me quit the Jianghu.

Jin Dao: Don't stop, don't stop, keep going. Count, it feels good. That's great.

Miss Guo:123,321.

Jindao: OK.

Miss Guo:1234567,7452321945, 18,19,20,22.

Jindao: But, alas, that's great. I think it is easy to remember.

Miss Guo: No, director, what the director said is wrong. Let's have another one. I'm sorry for such a director's script lines.

Jin Dao: I think so. I'll match it later.

Miss Guo: No, this is synchronous recording.

Jindao: No problem, it feels great.

Miss Guo: This can pass.

Jindao: Come on, next game, next game.

Female assistant: Brother Guo, Kang Dao just called.

Miss Guo: Hello, Hong Lei, Kang Dao, Kang Dao. Well, I'm filming in Hengdian. Yes, this play is directed by Tao Jin. Don't you know him? Kang Dao, director Kang. Are you familiar with it?

Jindao: No.

Miss Guo: Well, Kim will take care of you. Ah, what's the play? Do you want to shoot a scene with me? Do I have a lot to say about the sequel to Avatar? Nothing to say Who do you want me to play? Play the donkey? No, no, Kang Dao, this role is obviously not suitable for me. Hou Yong of our regiment is quite suitable. He has a stubborn temper. I can voice the donkey. But this character, Kang Dao, I'm filming. I'll call you later. Ok, bye. Goodbye.

Jindao: All right, Lao Guo, let's hurry.

Pumbaa: Hurry up, hurry up, there is no daylight. All departments are ready. Are they ready?

Female assistant: director, director, it's our turn for brother Guo to appear.

Jindao: Don't you work two hours a day?

Male Assistant: No, let me explain. Two hours is two hours from Guo Ge getting up, then starting to work, and returning to bed after work. This is two hours.

Miss Guo: Sorry, the company is talking about the sketch script of So Directed.

Jindao: Nothing, then go home first.

Miss Guo: Thank you. I'm sorry about that.

Jin Dao: I think going to bed early is good.

Miss Guo: You work hard, you work hard.

Jin Dao: I think going to bed early is good.

Miss Guo: Thank you. I'm sorry about that.

Jindao: Go back and have a good rest.

Staff: Director, here comes the box lunch. Let's put rice.

Jindao: OK, let's eat.

Pumbaa: Come on, let's eat.

(After dancing)

Doctor II: Hello, this is Asura Boys and Girls Health Center. Yo, it's you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, ah, here comes the big man. Don't worry, we will definitely let him in bad, out good, in horizontal, out vertical, in cold, out warm, in Li Lian win, out of Jet Li. Well, ok, don't worry.

Patient: Ouch. During the Spring Festival this year, I ate too much hot pot and my ass hurt. I think I'm angry. Alas, Asura boy and girl health center is so hungry that the legal representative is a god. It is reliable. Excuse me, is anyone there?

Doctor: Yo, there you are.

Patient: Who?

Doctor: Who else could it be? It's you, hehehehe?

Patient: What are you doing?

Doctor: Smile, you know. We want to give you the most intimate service.

Patient: It looks very disturbing.

Doctor: Very annoying. I can tell at a glance that you are ill.

Patient: You are sick!

Doctor: You are welcome to come here sick. Let me introduce you. We have many clinical departments here. Dermatology, cardiology, hand surgery, traditional Chinese medicine, breast, urology and gynecology are our specialties, including pet infertility, flowers and fruits ripening, cattle, sheep, mules and horses delivering babies, and aliens coming to earth. We are all one-stop service.

Patient: Fly, the sanitary conditions here are not very good. I'll get rid of him

Doctor: Relax.

Patient: What's the matter?

Doctor: That's our patient. He has just had an amputation and can still run. Now, he can only fly the sketch script "I can't afford to hurt".

Patient: physically disabled and determined.

Doctor: I wonder what's wrong with you?

Patient: My ass, my ass, alas, I'm telling you, I'm on fire and it hurts. Sorry to say that I already have hemorrhoids.

Doctor: You are not old enough to be ambitious. You are ambitious at a young age.

Patient: I have great ambitions.

Doctor: Yes, it grows on the ass. It's really promising Just a moment, please. I'll introduce our best experts to treat you right away.

Patient: Hurry up.

Surgeon: I was so flustered. Let me say hello first.

Patient: And you are?

Surgeon: I graduated from Pacific University with a doctor's degree in surgery. My name is laity number 20 13.

Patient: Amateur? Why does it sound so awkward? But I'm in pain. Can it be cured?

Surgeon: From the inside out, treat the symptoms first. You must see a doctor about this disease. Besides, you just came in from outside.

Patient: Yes.

Surgeon: If you are sick outside, you must see a surgeon.

Patient: What logic?

Doctor: Don't talk nonsense here. Don't listen to his nonsense Don't see an amateur surgeon. You must see our internal medicine expert.

Patient: Internal medicine, and you are?

Doctor: I am a physician who graduated from Inner Pacific University. Who am I?

Patient: Who is in it?

Doctor: Yes, that's me. You have to treat the symptoms first, and you have to take a part-time job as a specimen.

Patient: You have to make a specimen for me. I can't afford to get hurt.

Physician: Have you eaten casually recently?

Patient: I didn't eat less hot pot during the Spring Festival.

Physician: Oh, digestive system disorder.

Patient: Oh, really?

Physician: Let me make an endoscope for you first.

Patient, oh, oh, okay, okay.

Patient: Please be gentle.

Doctor: Don't worry, I've been examined for so many years.

Patient: Huh?

Physician: I've never heard anything that doesn't scream.

Patient: What do you see, doctor?

Physician: This is really a detour in your heart.

Patient: Really? Who has the guts? What did you see first?

Doctor: What's the matter?

Patient: Oh, my heart hurts, doctor, you have already opened it.

Doctor: Hey, what is this?

Patient: What's the matter? What happened? I can't afford to get hurt. I can't afford to get hurt.

Physician: Oh, my mouth is not very good. I have dental caries.

Patient: Ah, what's the matter?

Doctor: Why don't you let me pull it out for you?

Patient: No, no,no. Tooth extraction is also managed by internal medicine.

Physician: As long as it is your internal affairs, our internal medicine department is responsible for it.

Patient: Oh, big sister, aunt and grandmother, please pull it out quickly. If you poke it out again, you will see the window.

Doctor: The examination is complete.

Patient: Ouch, I just have a pain in my ass. So what? You won't run here without a license, will you?

Department of traditional Chinese medicine?

Traditional Chinese Medicine: It doesn't matter if you don't have a license. Just be optimistic about the disease! Noble person, you are good! Whether this is a person or a fairy, you have to see a doctor!

Patient: Well, who are you?

Chinese medicine: I am a post-doctoral tutor of Chinese medicine in the Central Indian Ocean-Zhong Yidao's sketch script "I can't afford to hurt".

Patient: I got a knife (frightened expression). Can you look after my illness?

TCM: Here, let me feel your pulse.

Patient: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

What about in the process of taking the pulse? (spanking)

Patient: You feel the pulse, you feel the pulse. Why are you filming me?

Chinese medicine: people are floating in rivers and lakes, and the old lady pays attention to four words: looking, smelling, asking and patting.

At this moment, the surgeon rushed over?

Surgery: shoot? Can it be your turn?

The doctor interjected?

Doctor: filming is our internal medicine business!

TCM: What's it to you?

Surgery and Chinese medicine looked at each other and said, none of your business?

At this time, the patient squatted on the ground and said, stop arguing. Who should I listen to?

Surgery: Don't listen to him (pointing to Chinese medicine)

Doctor: Stop arguing. I'll make you another endoscope. This time, do it gently so that you won't scream.

Patient: I'm afraid of pain

Surgery: Anyone who does his examination is like killing a pig.

Patient: Well, no, no, no.

Surgery: Listen to me. I'll start with the knife, and I'll make it clean across the board.

Patient: Oh, that's even more terrible. Come on, come on, come on.

Chinese medicine: I'll give you scraping, cupping and acupuncture. Get through to your governor's second pulse

The patient then asked: Is it reliable?

At this time, the surgeon said to Chinese medicine: Do you order people to die? Don't listen to them

The patient holds his head: no, no, no.

At this time, the doctors shouted: listen to me, listen to me?

But patient: Who do you listen to? Speak slowly. Who should I listen to? Oh, I can't afford to get sick! ! !