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1. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

2. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

3. Lie down wherever you fell.

4. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you put sugar in it; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

5. The sea is vast and fish can leap, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.

7. I put the TV remote control on my waist and pretended to have bought a new mobile phone.

8. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is extraordinary.

9. In fact, I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents.

10. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

11. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

12. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

13. When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when the boss does not use you, he becomes a layoff!

14. Don’t call your children little bastards, because they have never been From a genetic perspective, this is detrimental to parents.

15. If it hadn't happened to me, this would have been really funny.

16. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

17. I lost all my money, all my furniture, and all my clothes. Now I go out like an Arab.

18. The rich give me a gift Money market, those who have no money can go home and get some money to create a money market.

19. Do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: 1. Rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; 2. Go to the hospital to check your teeth every two years; 3. Mind your own business.

20. Some people say that love is a debt owed in a previous life that must be repaid in this life. I must have been vulgar in my previous life, so I have no debt to repay in this life!

21. Everyone! Today is the 10th anniversary of my wife’s 30th birthday!

Twenty-two, ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

23. Small happiness is around you, easy satisfaction is heaven.

24. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away , is not considered a lover.

25. I am relatively forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to pull out an umbrella when I go out to do errands on rainy days, so I already have ten umbrellas at home. qq space comments collection< /p>

1. Adapt to forget you and our past.

2. My feeling towards Jue has been blurred

3. Parting made me deeply realize that there is pain in fate.

4. No matter how much I feel reluctant to leave, I will not stop leaving.

5. After losing you, I am still myself, right?

6. Your leaving is also a relief to me. I have had enough.

7. Only after we separated did I know what just playing is.

8. Let my love go with the wind and leave myself where I am.

9. Some people, if they miss a step, are destined to miss a thousand years.

10. Our love, everything has passed away.

11. The reason for the breakup was false, but the breakup was real

12. Your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is

13. The unfinished love between you and Er leaves traces of unfinished love

14. The lost love. Note: The situation is fixed

15. If I had known that you would let go, I would rather you had never come.

16. After being hurt by you, my head is now blank. Maybe I have begun to forget you.

17. Even if we are separated, I still hope that you will live a better life than me. ,

18. A song of strangers, from now on you are just my stranger

19. Your departure made me slowly learn to pack my mood and pretend to be normal.

20. When the tears fall, it is the end, but you have never gone far in my heart.

21. The movement of raising the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I wanted more, I wanted to hold on tighter, but when I stabbed the palm of my hand, everything slipped away inadvertently

23. After turning around, I told I can't look back, and I'm glad I won't shed tears for anyone in the future.

24. It’s too late to say that I love you, how can I bear to leave?

25. If you can, please don’t forget me. When the wound is healed, you must be willing to leave.

26. Before I have time to notice, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27. Tear up this page and delete it all. We are no longer who.

28. I will bury all the time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I only hope that you can be happy by his side.

29. Yesterday’s happiness is still vivid in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we should really be strangers.

31. There is a kind of trend called breakup. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters

32. There is a kind of silent love called giving up, sighing gently, and doing it for love. Leave

33. You have done everything you need to do. I think you will be smiling when you leave.

34. The longer you delay the word breakup, the more painful it becomes.

35. I cried and said goodbye at the end, but I was actually reluctant

36. Everything It's all just clouds. Since you are ruthless, why should I be interested?

37. The disappeared past and those clear eyes

38. The sincerity I once gave you has been abandoned by you.

39. Keep in mind that after this moment we will become strangers

40. I choose to leave your world, and I leave more space for others. Hope this is what you want too!

41. With your departure, my world loses its color.

42. The tears shed are the tuition for the graduation of love.

43. Letting go of love, I hum along the path, countless sorrows.

44. No longer dependent, because I have chosen to leave.

45. When you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better

46. Leave bravely, like a kite, flying towards the blue and hot sky.

47. Since we are going to break up sooner or later, it is better to leave now.

48. Broken heart, forgetting love, no matter how hard you try, you can’t restore the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can fall down like this.

50. If time were reversed, I would take back the breakup. Comments on QQ about ridiculous personalities

Comments on QQ about ridiculous personalities

1. It was raining at home, and I was just chatting with my wife about QQ. This girl told me to wear thicker clothes when it rains, and if it’s cold at night, fart on the bed to keep me warm while sleeping. Me,

2. I went to the forest park to play and walked in a small pavilion. I heard a conversation between an old man and a young man and I was also drunk. The old man said to the young man: If I had known that you were chasing my daughter, I would have I won’t tell you so many secrets about picking up girls.

3. Noda Yoshihiko went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor took his X-ray and said regretfully, Your Excellency, you have a tumor in your brain. Noda Yoshihiko jumped up happily when he heard it and shouted, "That's great." The doctor asked very puzzledly, Prime Minister, is this worth being happy about? Of course, this way no one will ever suspect that I am brainless.

4. Love just out of school cannot withstand the temptation of having a house and a car in society. Even if he treats her better than himself in the past few years, it cannot be compared to being with someone else. Very enjoyable! Well, you will meet a better one!

5. Topic: Continuously The children wrote: After get off work, my father came back one after another. Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

6. Wife, look at this woman on TV. The child has recovered so well after only 3 months old! Husband, you are recovering well too. Wife, really, husband? Husband, of course it’s true. You have already recovered to the day before you gave birth

7. One day the math teacher held an activity to test everyone’s Chinese knowledge. One question is five () four (). Most people write about all corners of the country, with five lectures and four beauties. Suddenly the math teacher shouted, "Who is so good at math?" I wrote fifty-eight-forty!

8. I went out for a run in the morning and felt urgent urination. I ran into a nearby tea restaurant and the waiter asked who was there? I said, looking for someone, no service required. As a result, they looked at me helplessly and said, "You are the first guest today

9. I have a four-and-a-half-year-old brother who slept for a long time yesterday afternoon. We all fell asleep at night and no one paid attention to him. He was playing there alone. Finally, my mother got annoyed and scolded him. The naughty kid happily said that he finally woke up someone.

10. A new student came to the class and introduced himself. At this time, he raised his arms and shouted. We are all descendants of China, and there was applause from the underground. Then he said, Hello everyone, my name is Wang Huaxia. Come here, I promise I won't beat you to death.

11. How many men have said to their wives before they got married, baby, don’t cry and I won’t let you cry again. But after getting married, what wife is not made to cry by her husband? What remains the same is the tears, but what changes is the heart. To the love we can never get back!

12. Someone spray-painted two big red letters on my white car: "Pay me back." I don't owe anyone money! Who is so wicked! This morning I discovered that there were a few more big characters "Sao Rui" on the car. They were sprayed by mistake yesterday.

You must be kidding me!

13. On the first day of class, the first get out of class, when the bell rings, students stand up and say goodbye to the teacher! Goodbye, teachers and classmates. I happily carried my small schoolbag and went home. My family thought it was early on the first day of school and the whole class had been looking for me for a long time

14. During my internship, a beautiful woman of about the same age often went to the outpatient department to get medicine. She became familiar with it. We also chat a few words from time to time and tease each other, which feels good. One time, a beautiful woman came for a spanking and injection when she had a fever. As a result, she farted loudly and long just after I inserted the injection.

15. I wanted to open a supermarket, but there were all chain stores around. What name could defeat them instantly? ! Netizen replies, supermarket entrance!

16. The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend that he loves you so deeply that he is willing to go through fire and water for you. If it doesn't rain on Saturday, I will definitely come.

17. The daughter said to her mother, Happy Mother’s Day. Mom said, I will be happy only if you are happy. My daughter said, "What if I'm not happy?" Mom paused and said, "Please don't affect my holiday!"

18. When a girl hands you a Coke and asks you to twist the cap for her, from a psychological point of view, it is a desire for protection. At this time, you need to take it gracefully, shake the bottle vigorously, point the mouth of the bottle at her face and open the cap.

19. I was sharing dreams with students in class that day. One student said, teacher, my dream is to be the richest man in the world, with 50 billion U.S. dollars and 50 Rolls-Royces!!!... After a burst of laughter... The cute girl said loudly to the teacher that my dream is to be a fairy!....

20. For my birthday, my boyfriend knitted a straw ring and gave it to me, saying, one for you, one for me, and we will be together forever. together. I was so moved that I shed tears, why the hell did I find a poor guy.

21. When I was a child, I lived next to the railway. I often played on the roadbed with my friends. Occasionally, we would get caught in the rain from the train. We would shout excitedly, "It's raining, it's raining!" Only when I got older did I realize that it was urine!

22. Firecrackers were fired during the Chinese New Year and stuck in cow dung. Half a minute passed but they didn’t explode. I'm going to insert another one, why is my luck so bad? As soon as his face came close, it exploded.

23. A school girl came to our police station today and said that her wallet was stolen in the cafeteria. We asked him why he just lost it and didn't pretend to be good. She said she used her wallet to occupy a seat in the cafeteria and it was gone when she came back. Everyone on earth was happy.

24. Women, you don’t urinate and take photos, just to see your own virtue, you still chase me? Are you worthy? Man, a mud horse! Just pee! After saying that, you took off your pants and peed. Girl, I think you are actually quite nice. Let’s go out for dinner tonight. Boy: What does she mean?

25. Someone asked, how big is your school? I answered that the reason why the aunt who sells spicy hotpot in the west gate of our school rejected the pursuit of the rice noodle seller in the east gate is because she doesn’t like long-distance relationships.

26. The news said that a certain loser drove a car and deliberately rear-ended a BMW, and eventually became a couple with the beautiful car owner. Later, I tried it once and was arrested. Because I drive a Dongfeng heavy truck, the woman hasn't woken up yet.

27. While playing cards in a community mahjong parlor, a woman touched a bomb and threw it on the table, making a loud noise. The old man opposite was so frightened that he burst into tears. He said I had surgery on my head and it cost 500,000 yuan. You should be more gentle.

28. There was a thin layer of snow last night, so my husband got up early and started cleaning the car. I yelled to him, "Stop wiping it." Everyone's car is equally dirty now. My husband said, no, it must be wiped clean so that it can give them the feeling that my house has a garage.

29. One day, the teacher asked a naughty male student in the class, Weiwei, please tell me why we should learn geography. He stood up and replied cheerfully, "Because there is no justice!"

30. Tom is very particular about hygiene. He washes his hands every time after going to the toilet, and washes them very carefully. One time, Tom didn't wash his hands. I was very surprised and asked, why didn't he wash his hands? Tom replied, I brought paper this time. . .

31. Just now, my roommate brought a paper cup containing goldfish and wanted to do a magic trick for us, saying that the goldfish would disappear. As a result, the guy picked up the paper cup and drank it in one sip

32. I finally know why the shorts on Taobao are so good-looking, but when I buy them and wear them, I feel like they are pirated. Because...because, because there is no leg hair on the model's legs...

33. There used to be a buddy who had dinner in the dormitory when he was in school and asked him to buy steamed buns. On the first day she went to buy it, she asked the boss how much a steamed bun cost. The boss said, five dollars per dollar. He bought 5 of them. The next day I went to buy steamed buns and asked how much they cost. They said 2 cents each. The guy got angry and said he paid 5 cents for one yuan yesterday, but today it’s only 20 cents for each bun? After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving the boss alone in the mess.

34. It is really distressing for your girlfriend to have a good appetite. Every time I asked her if she wanted to serve rice, she made an OK gesture. I couldn’t tell whether it was OK or 3 bowls.

35. The professor received a note from the audience, There are three words written on it: bastard.

He was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, which classmate wrote his name but forgot to ask the question?

36. A few nights ago in our school, a girl was kidnapped after self-study. The kidnapper only had a rope with him, so he tied her hands, but was afraid she would run away. Just tie the laces of her two shoes together. Later, one kidnapper took her bank card to withdraw money, and the other kidnapper took her mobile phone to call her parents. The girl took off her shoes and ran away

37. When I took my girlfriend home to meet her parents, she looked very nervous. I asked, are you nervous? Girlfriend, um, I’m very nervous. I’m afraid what if your dad falls in love with me! I,

38. Chatted with a loser girl who lives in the dormitory of the unit. She said that she once came back from a business trip and found that only the bottom of the bottle was left in a new bucket of laundry detergent that she had just opened before leaving for the business trip. Then I went to wash my face again and found that the facial cleanser was gone. Frustrated, she went to the kitchen and found that the basin in which she washed her butt was lying on the kitchen table, with remaining vegetable leaves in it. Immediately, all her depression was relieved

39. I bought a wallet and took one look at it. I was so angry that I immediately gave a negative review. The reason was that the actual product did not match the photo. I clearly looked at the photo when I bought it. There were hundreds of dollars in my wallet. It was a really depressing and sad purchase.

40. My dear, do you think I will have a normal delivery or a caesarean delivery when I get pregnant? Husband, give birth naturally, it’s good for the baby! I, but I am not good to you. Husband,

41. My mother asked me at night: will you be able to run the household after you get married? I have a bad temper and I am sure that I am the boss, so I have to give her all her pocket money. My mother asked me how much I would give. Give what you earn

42. While surfing the Internet at an Internet cafe, two boys suddenly got into a fight. After a while, one boy knocked down the other boy. The phone fell out, and the banknotes in his pocket also fell out. , at this time, a friend who was watching the theater said that it was really awesome, not only the equipment but also the gold coins were exploded

43. The woman asked her husband, what if I have Alzheimer's disease in the future and can't remember anything? The man replied, "Then I will bring back a young woman and tell you that she is your sister and I am your brother-in-law." . . Damn it! Why are you so witty?

44. Topic: Good...and good...Children wrote: Mom’s legs are so thin and thick...Teacher’s comment: Are they thin or thick?

45. I went to Nanjing to see my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. When I came back, I happened to be interviewed by a TV station at Nanjing Railway Station. The camera was pointed at me. I was so excited that when I walked downstairs, he also moved the camera down. I approached and wanted to be interviewed, but Nima’s photographer pushed me aside. I looked back and saw a prisoner escorting me behind me. How embarrassing, I smiled at the camera at first

46. Last night, my stomach suddenly hurt, so I unplugged the charging phone at lightning speed. Then he lit a cigarette from the bedside and sprinted to the toilet. Halfway through, I suddenly realized that I was missing something.

47. It only takes 5 minutes to go to the toilet normally, 15 minutes with a mobile phone, 45 minutes with wifi, and there is a socket and power supply, which is very likely to last forever! ! ! ! Humans are so perverted that they can stay with natural green fertilizer for so long~

48. I made an appointment with my pregnant partner for dinner. We had a great time chatting while eating, and she asked me to help the baby get it. I asked her what her husband’s surname was and she said Du. I quickly said, “Let’s call it Lace. The English name is also nice. The bastard actually agreed and expressed that she liked it very much.

49. A certain treasure bought a bag of nutrition. Soil, 30 pounds. As I was dragging it home, a 40-50 year old man saw it and helped me carry it to the elevator without saying a word. A good man has a safe life

50. There are these sentences in "You at the same table." I will also have my wife. I will also show her photos and tell her about you at the same table. I suddenly felt that this man was looking for death.

51. A. I think this camera and camcorder are better from Nissan! B. Yes, the photo is very clear! A. China cannot compete with Japan! B. Nonsense, don’t even look at what other people use it to take pictures of! A complete collection of qq funny talks and comments

1. Adapt to forget you and my past.

2. My feeling towards Jue has been blurred

3. Parting made me deeply realize that there is pain in fate.

4. No matter how much I feel reluctant to leave, I will not stop leaving.

5. After losing you, I am still myself, right?

6. Your leaving is also a relief to me. I have had enough.

7. Only after we separated did I know what just playing is.

8. Let my love go with the wind and leave myself where I am.

9. Some people, if they miss a step, are destined to miss a thousand years.

10. Our love, everything has passed away.

11. The reason for the breakup was false, but the breakup was real

12. Your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is

13. The unfinished love between you and Er leaves traces of unfinished love

14. The lost love. Note: The situation is fixed

15. If I had known that you would let go, I would rather you had never come.

16. After being hurt by you, my head is now blank. Maybe I have begun to forget you.

17. Even if we are separated, I still hope that you will live a better life than me. ,

18. A song of strangers, from now on you are just my stranger

19. Your departure made me slowly learn to pack my mood and pretend to be normal.

20. When the tears fall, it is the end, but you have never gone far in my heart.

21. The movement of raising the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I wanted more, I wanted to hold on tighter, but when I stabbed the palm of my hand, everything slipped away inadvertently

23. After turning around, I told I can't look back, and I'm glad I won't shed tears for anyone in the future.

24. It’s too late to say that I love you, how can I bear to leave?

25. If you can, please don’t forget me. When the wound is healed, you must be willing to leave.

26. Before I have time to notice, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27. Tear up this page and delete it all. We are no longer who.

28. I will bury all the time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I only hope that you can be happy by his side.

29. Yesterday’s happiness is still vivid in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we should really be strangers.

31. There is a kind of trend called breakup. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters

32. There is a kind of silent love called giving up, sighing gently, and doing it for love. Leave

33. You have done everything you need to do, and I think you will be smiling when you leave.

34. The longer you delay the word breakup, the more painful it becomes.

35. I cried and said goodbye at the end, but I was actually reluctant

36. Everything It's all just clouds. Since you are ruthless, why should I be interested?

37. The disappeared past and those clear eyes

38. The sincerity I once gave you has been abandoned by you.

39. Keep in mind that after this moment we will become strangers

40. I choose to leave your world, and I leave more space for others. Hope this is what you want too!

41. With your departure, my world loses its color.

42. The tears shed are the tuition for the graduation of love.

43. Letting go of love, I hum along the path, countless sorrows.

44. No longer dependent, because I have chosen to leave.

45. When you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better

46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying towards the blue and hot sky.

47. Since we are going to break up sooner or later, it is better to leave now.

48. Broken heart, forgetting love, no matter how hard you try, you can’t restore the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can fall like this.

50. If time were reversed, I would take back the breakup.