What's the most embarrassing and wonderful thing you've ever encountered when staying in a hotel around the university?

Nothing is the most wonderful, only more wonderful.

This was a few years ago. My cousin lives in Sunbazhai, Zhengzhou, opposite a famous university.

Like the neighbors, my cousin's house has six floors, which belongs to the small family hotel. Their family lives on the second floor, and the rest are rented to nearby college students.

Nowadays, college students are really more open than we thought. I heard many wonderful things from him, but the most wonderful thing was one I met there that summer vacation. I have nothing to do in the summer vacation, so I go to my cousin's house to play. After reading a book in the evening, it is already eleven o'clock. When I was about to go to bed, I vaguely heard a girl crying. I didn't care at that time, but I cried for more than half an hour. Sometimes I will cry in a low voice, and I will burst into tears in the middle, which makes people feel scared. I told my cousin that he casually said, "The room upstairs is shared by two lovers. I haven't seen a man these days. I guess I dumped a woman. " This kind of thing is not surprising. No, you can sleep in your sister's old house somewhere else. "

I said uneasily, "Will something happen?"

This sentence reminded my cousin that he suddenly sat up from the sofa and rubbed his hands and said, "If something happens to this girl, we will be in big trouble." Thinking I was a girl, my cousin had to drag me upstairs to see it.

It's past eleven o'clock at night, but the girl left the door wide open! That is an unusually beautiful girl. At this time, even if the weeping pear flower brings rain, it still can't cover up the comeliness between the eyebrows.

There is really a bottle of pesticide on the girl's desk! ! ! My cousin and I were shocked. I handed her a bottle of yogurt and helped her get up from the ground. She was defenseless and cried on me.

As expected, she was abandoned by boys and was pregnant for three months. I don't know how careless I am after more than three months of pregnancy! The most terrible thing is that the doctor told her that with her constitution, she could not have an abortion! If it is serious, it will be difficult to get pregnant again in the future. And that boy ignored her. Her hometown is in the countryside. If her parents know about this, they will kill her ... she doesn't have much money now, and I don't know what to do.

On the desk, there is a picture of her and the boy. That is also a handsome big boy. But at this critical moment, I ran away without any responsibility. Should I blame boys for being irresponsible or girls for being too casual? But at this point, it makes no sense.

I can't help it when this happens. I can only comfort her not to do anything stupid. I thought my cousin would try to send her out to avoid any bad consequences. Who knows that after years of wallowing in society, he sincerely said to the girl, "Then you really dare not have an abortion. If you can't get pregnant in the future, you will never be a mother. " Since you live with me, it means that we are destined to live together, and I can't live from the ruins. You just take care of yourself here, and I'll find someone to take care of you. When your stomach is too obvious, I'll ask you for leave at school. After giving birth, you continue to go back to school, and I will help you find a good family. what do you think? "That girl is busy thanking me, and I am confused. This is not his style.

When I came out, my cousin said to me, "These two men are college students, and their IQ is definitely not bad. They are good-looking, and they are sure to have a good child. Your eldest cousin won't get pregnant after several years of marriage. Isn't this free for children? Besides, I'm not just doing it for myself. If I refuse to help her, maybe she will come to a dead end. "

After that, my cousin changed a big suite for her, and let the big cousin take care of her daily life. The girl really began to have a baby with peace of mind. A few months later, she really gave birth to a big fat boy. After resting for a month, I left here and never came back. Moreover, the child is not only good-looking, but also has excellent grades after school.

It is my greatest goal to restore education to its simplest and truest appearance!

Speaking of the most embarrassing and wonderful thing I encountered when staying in a hotel around the university, I can't think of such one.

I have a friend who likes to call him "wife" because he has a very good relationship with women. Later, when I got familiar with it, I realized that his peach blossom luck was not so enviable, because he would become a peach blossom robbery if he was not careful.

He always likes to go to hotels or hotels around the university on business. He said he missed his college days, but I knew he had ulterior motives.

This time, as usual, he came to the university to open a room, then turned on his mobile phone to search for people nearby to get ready to strike up a conversation. This is his usual technique, and it works every time.

No, he contacted a girl soon, and the other party said that she was sad about her recent lovelorn relationship and wanted to talk to someone. It happened that the "wife" also wanted to talk to someone, and the two soon warmed up and asked to meet.

After meeting, the girl learned that he was not a student and asked him where he lived. The "wife" said where to live, and the girl was a little surprised, saying that the school was too late to enter and she could live with him.

He was very excited and agreed quickly. After supper, they walked to the hotel. As soon as I got to the corridor, I heard the sound of uh-huh, and the girl gradually lowered her head.

Did the "wife" open the door to let the girl know what that sound was? The girl raised her hand to hit him. He closed the door with his foot and pushed the girl to the bed.

Everything is just right, and the two are touching and tender. The girl woke up early the next day, and the "wife" hugged the girl again. After taking a shower, the girl sat by the bed and stared at him and said, "Brother, I want to buy a dress. Can you give me 800 yuan? "

The "wife" has been through it. He understood the girl's meaning, but pretended not to understand, saying that he would take the girl out after taking a shower and buy her one.

The girl nodded slightly, and he quickly took the girl downstairs from the shower to buy clothes for the pedestrian street. Just arrived at the door of the hotel, I saw a boy staring at them in the distance.

The "wife" thought that she might meet the fairy jump, and quickly handed it to the girl 800, saying that he had left in advance. As soon as the girl took the money, the boy opposite rushed over like crazy and punched and kicked his wife. He looks stupid.

Hotel owners and security guards rushed to hold the boy, only to know that the boy was actually the girl's boyfriend when asked. "Wife" was beaten inexplicably and posted 800.

There were more and more people around him. He was afraid that things would get worse and sneaked away while the boy and the girl were arguing.

I almost fainted when he told me about it, but fortunately, after this incident, he settled down and never dared to date girls casually again.

The world is full of miracles. I don't know what will happen to that girl, but I'm still worried about her. There are many things you want in this world, and you need to fight for them, not sell yourself. Everyone should keep the bottom line, whether for you or for others, it is a responsible performance!

Once I went to live outside with my girlfriend, because I went early in the afternoon and wanted to put my luggage away. The room was not ready, so I waited in the hall for a while. After a while, a couple came in. That woman is very beautiful and has a good figure, about 170. At this time, the front desk told me that the room was ready. After giving me the room card, we went up first and put down our luggage.

Then at night, I didn't hear what you were thinking, but I heard a quarrel, as if a man was going to break up with a woman. The girls are crying, which affects my girlfriend and me to rest anyway. I was very tired after playing for an afternoon. Then I felt charming and wanted to remind the next door that it was past 10, but it was embarrassing.

I met them again when I got up for breakfast in the morning. I feel that girls, like others, are not the kind of people who cry, but have exquisite makeup and look very energetic.

Are all girls so weird?

I have a college classmate who worked as a front desk in the hotel behind the school for a while. This hotel is owned by his relatives. When chatting with us, he said some wonderful things he met there, and several of them were unforgettable.

In fact, we all know that the hotel near the university is a passionate place. Most of them are college students. Of course, they are not just sleeping. Otherwise, they just live in the dormitory. If they go, they will do that kind of hidden thing.

Why do I say college students, not college students' lovers, because it is not necessarily the relationship between men and women who go to check in. ...

A man named love rat goes to say hello from time to time. My classmates can basically remember that face, because every time love rat brings a different girl ... If it's not too scum, after all, you love me, but his scum is the check-in money ... Every time my classmates wait for him to go upstairs, he can't help throwing up on the floor.

There is love rat, and there is love rat. It's almost like a trip to stay alone. ...

Some girls in the hotel checked in with other men, and some brothers who were taken to the dormitory by their boyfriends also arrested and raped, but what is even more amazing is that the man who checked in with the girls actually belonged to this dormitory. ...

However, my classmate said that the funniest thing was that once two couples came to check in, and as a result, the four of them looked at each other and instantly fell into a scuffle. ...

Because everyone brings each other's boyfriend and girlfriend. ...

What a mess.

Sophomore, it was almost 12 one night. I'm playing computer in the dormitory, and I'm a little hungry. Besides, after sitting for a long time, I'm going out to eat some snacks. I met a boy with a girlfriend in the physical education department, and a girl with a boyfriend in our class came out of the hotel … I wanted to hide and pretend not to see it. But before he hid, they all saw him. I just took a taxi to a little farther away, ordered a barbecue table ... and let me eat snacks. Then various explanations said it wasn't what I thought ... I asked why I didn't go to a remote place, next to the school. . . Say that boys have to get up early the next morning or something ... I said that I didn't see anything at that time. . . When I was pulled into a taxi, I was afraid of being silenced ... hahaha ...

The most impressive one.

Go to the best friend's university to play with female best friends. We stayed in a hotel near their school and got up early the next day to go to Daming Lake.

The room was soundproof, but I didn't hear anything unusual at night, and I saw a couple coming to stay.

The point is that the two of us just walked out of the hotel the next morning, and I remembered that I forgot to bring something, so when I went upstairs to get it myself, I was still wondering if I should see something I shouldn't.

In the corridor, I suddenly heard the sound of a door unlocking, but I was not sure which door it was. In order to avoid embarrassment, I just want to leave quickly. Maybe because I walked fast, a door I passed opened.

A thin and white body appeared in front of me. Although he is wearing underwear, he is afraid. He looked at me for two seconds and then quickly closed the door.

I haven't dared to tell my boyfriend about it so far, and I don't know if he will tell her in that room.

Why did you open the door early in the morning?

The most embarrassing thing is to meet the elder sister on duty and make out with the guests. That's a small hotel. The bar is at the entrance on the first floor. It's a small room with movable glass and half a working area. The one separated by the curtain should be used by the staff on duty for a temporary rest. Because I lived there for nearly a week and waited for my friend, my sister was a little enthusiastic. Once I forgot to eat while watching TV, and went out to eat snacks when I was hungry at 1 in the morning. When I went out, I saw my elder sister chatting with the male tenant living next door in the bar, so I said I was going to eat. She smiled and nodded. I didn't expect many restaurants to close down. I finally found a small hot spicy dip restaurant. There are no guests, but the internet is good. I ate while playing with my mobile phone, and it was almost three o'clock when I got back. I didn't know the hotel door was unlocked, so I pushed it hard, knocked it open and bounced it back. "Stay?" That's sister's voice. I didn't react, so I said "hmm". After a sound of looking for shoes, a naked man came out-a guest next door-and he smiled shyly and went in. I was just about to go in when I heard my elder sister complain that "it can't be done"-the curtain was pulled out. "So it's you, you're back." Say that finish, she smiled awkwardly and pulled her pajamas. I saw that she didn't wear a bra and her hair was messy, but she tried to laugh too late and felt dumped.

This can only be said to be very funny.

There are many small hotels near my university, which are the kind where couples go to have sex, so they don't care about comfort, they have beds, and some rooms don't even have bathrooms.

Sophomore year, a girl's boyfriend, a soldier, came back from our dormitory. The first meeting was particularly warm. Everyone drank a lot of wine, mixed with white beer, and soon they were drunk. They found a small hotel with a vacant room and stayed in it.

In the middle of the night, everyone woke up one after another, drunk too much, and felt urgency. After they found the front desk and asked where the toilet was, they lined up to go to the toilet. Some girls couldn't hold back, so they opened a room with a bathroom and rushed into the room to go to the bathroom. Turns out the bathroom was on the balcony. The wooden door is difficult to operate after transformation. The girl tinkered for a long time and finally opened the door. After solving the urgency of urination, she found that she could not open the door. The people waiting outside are also anxious, urging the people inside to come out quickly. This sentence may have opened the girl's golden finger. When the girl gritted her teeth and pushed the door hard, she heard a bang, and the girl and the door fell directly to the ground.

The girl outside was so scared that she peed a lot of pants and went straight to the bathroom to hide.

When everyone's urgent problems were solved, they began to lock the door and discuss what to do. Everyone unanimously decided to split up, find a small supermarket that opened the door all the way to buy underwear for the girl who peed, and stay here all the way.

I am one of two people who go out to buy underwear. I answered a phone call on the way and went home. Later, I heard that the door was not good. The girl leaned against the door frame and found two stools to block it. Neither did the hotel owner.

At that time, I was away on business, and there was a university nearby, because it was a certain distance from the urban area. Surrounded by small hotels converted from houses. It happened to be the weekend. I asked several families and they were all full. The last family had a room, but there were only two people left, so I didn't consider living directly.

Tired from a business trip, I fell asleep early.

There is a party next door in the middle of the night. It was about two o'clock in the morning when I watched it. I put up with it for half an hour and ran to knock on the door without stopping. There are three women and two men. The scene inside is really unsightly. The next day, the proprietress told me that they are all rented by the month, and there are often two women playing in it.

After reminding them, they were obedient and quiet, and I slept well. Who knew the sound came again in the middle of the night, and the sound insulation was so poor. I can turn it up. I'll never forget that sound.

Tell me a wonderful thing about the night I stayed by plane.

Last year, in order to hurry and save money, I always took the earliest flight and stayed in a small hotel near the airport.

It was in a small hotel near Chengdu Shuangliu International Airport. As for which school it was, people familiar with it should be quite clear. After arriving at the hotel at 5 o'clock, I lay in bed and played with my mobile phone. It should be 10 minutes, and someone entered next door. Of course, you know the next battle. In desperation, the toilet took a large ... 10 minutes or so. I think it is better to go to the university next door, so while waiting for the elevator, the men and women in the next room also came out. To tell the truth, the female host is really beautiful, and the male host is just so-so and very tall.

Then what I didn't expect was that I met this boy in the boys' dormitory of this school next door. But what I didn't expect was that I met this beautiful woman at the school gate when I was about to leave school for a while. Do you think this is something I didn't expect? Wrong, I actually heard a classmate call her Miss X, which is amazing!

In fact, I was quite surprised at that time, so I ate a lot of snacks at the night market next to me and went back to the hotel. I thought I could have a good sleep, but after more than half an hour, someone came next door. And it's them (don't ask me why) The sound insulation effect of the wall is not good I can't believe I made a stethoscope with disposable cups to eavesdrop. Wocao, this beautiful woman is really a teacher. ...

Teachers and students, we are really together ... I cried.