Humorous and interesting advertising language

1. Key words of the 4th World Traditional Wushu Festival: Meeting Wudang and the World.

2. Advertising in a car showroom: Always let your driver's license expire before yourself.

3. An electric fan: To tell the truth, its fame is "blown".

4. A traffic safety advertisement: Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but no one has.

5. Advertising of a printing company: printing everything except banknotes.

6. 7-up soda: This is not coke.

7. A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking.

8, Fenjiu advertising words: husband, everything in the world, drinking must be fen, Fenjiu must drink.

9. New book: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel!

1. Sour juice drink: A small parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet.

11. Four-way Chinese and foreign language word processor: input thousands of words and play a deep feeling.

12. American Rapid Transit Company: Do you know me?

13. Meijiajing moisturizing lipstick: a fire in winter.

14. Hong Kong tourism public service advertisement: the Oriental Pearl that combines modern western colors with the traditional history of China.

15. perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.

16. Eye drops advertisement: Please turn your eyes several times after dropping, so that the liquid medicine can spread all over the world.