Looking for funny jokes about spring travel

1. I have a strong taste in food and like a lot of salt. One day, my roommate asked me: What does pin mean? I was too lazy to pay attention to him (he liked to ask strange questions) and said casually: It just means eating. The roommate nodded while thinking, as if that was the case. A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, while my roommate was lying on the bed reading a book. When I talked about taste with my girlfriend, she asked me: What is your taste? As soon as his girlfriend finished speaking, his roommate threw down his book, sat up and replied: He has always had heavy taste. I suddenly turned blue.

2. Female: If you post unhealthy content again, I will drag you into the blacklist! Man: Take it off, take it off! Woman: Just drag it!

3. My wife is dressed very beautifully today. An old man selling strawberries stared at it for a long time. My wife said proudly: The strawberry seller kept looking at me! Am I very attractive today? The husband disagreed: Really? The old man looks at you as if you didn’t pay for something he bought yesterday!

4. A, B, and C are playing poker. A plays a 5 of hearts. It is B’s turn. C plays a 2 first and shouts: "I am 2!" B is thinking When he played his cards, he saw that C was ahead of him, so he threw out the 2 in his hand and shouted: "What are you in a hurry for? Go ahead, I'll get 2!"

5. Once I had an operation. Extremely nervous. The handsome doctor asked me: "Don't be nervous, can I play a song for you?" I felt so grateful! Then I heard: "Friend, you have to go away today, drink this glass of wine..."

6. After eating at KFC last night and posting a Weibo, I felt that my eyes were very tired, and suddenly I remembered I heard about ways to relax my eyes online, so I wanted to give it a try. First rub your hands to warm them, then cover your eyes with your hands, relax, and let your mind go without thinking about anything. This lasts for five minutes. After five minutes, let go of your hands. Damn it... The mobile phone on the table is gone.

7. I watched an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out a 20-dollar bill and asked for change;

8. My son smiled happily every day. I asked my son: "Why are you so happy every day?" My husband said next to me: "Because he doesn't have a wife."

9. The football coach gave instructions to his players before the game: "You guys grab If you can't get the ball, just kick it into the opponent's leg!" One player suddenly said: "Where is the ball for the game?" Another player: "No need to look for it, just kick it if there is no ball."

10 .A: My wife had a fight with the electricity bill collector. B: Who won? A: No win or loss. My electricity was cut off and he didn't receive the electricity bill from my wife.

11. A husband came home from a business trip for a long time. He is worried that his wife is having an affair. (This article comes from Yidiandian Quotations website www.yikexun.cn) So, he quietly asked the community guard if any strange men were looking for his wife. The guard thought for a moment and said: Sir, as far as I know there is no strange man looking for your wife. The husband was very happy. At this time, the doorman said again: Those who come to your house to find your wife are all acquaintances.

12. An old couple and a young couple are shopping in the supermarket. Suddenly, I met my husband’s old classmate. The classmate greeted my husband and said, “Hi, is this your granddaughter? What a blessing!” The husband said proudly, “This is my wife.” When I walked to the market, I met my husband again. Comrade-in-arms, the comrade-in-arms said hello: "Hi, this is your daughter? How filial!" The husband replied sheepishly: "This is my wife.

" On the way home, I met a fellow villager. The fellow villager said hello: "Hi, is this your mistress? Something I haven't seen before? What a blessing! The husband was very unhappy and shouted: "My wife!" ”

13. I couldn’t figure out “fishing” and “hook” at the same time. There was a sentence in the composition that became “The fish finally caught the fish”

14. Someone wrote "I have a fever of 49°". After the teacher asked him to correct it, he wrote "I have a fever of 29°"

15. Today we came to the peach garden. There were peach blossoms everywhere, and in the middle was a fountain. It’s all silt, and the scenery here is so beautiful!